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Forum: Rompus Room 11th February 2018, 06:38 AM
Replies: 12,688
Views: 422,355
Posted By Cunt
.....d-did he not wear underwear? :I[/QUOTE] ...

.....d-did he not wear underwear? :I[/QUOTE]

I didn't ever ask, as we were not that close, as friends.

Picture the pants unbuttoned, and the zip down all the way, with the shirt mirroring the...
Forum: Rompus Room 10th February 2018, 12:23 AM
Replies: 12,688
Views: 422,355
Posted By Cunt
Going back many years, I got the idea from Zeke. ...

Going back many years, I got the idea from Zeke.

Zeke lived in a schoolbus parked in a vacant lot. He wore old man pants, which the fly wouldn't close, but a belt kept everything together. He had...
Forum: Rompus Room 10th February 2018, 12:01 AM
Replies: 12,688
Views: 422,355
Posted By Cunt
I have had the same bicycle for around 18 years....

I have had the same bicycle for around 18 years. It is locked outside right now, in the front of the house. I've lived in Calgary and Edmonton with this bike (bought it in Edmonton) and the reason it...
Forum: Rompus Room 8th February 2018, 08:38 PM
Replies: 12,688
Views: 422,355
Posted By Cunt
If they were right about that structural problem,...

If they were right about that structural problem, you are probably better off avoiding all the upgrades. If you plan to ride that piece of shit, I hope it fails in a way that is hilarious, and not...
Forum: News, Sports & Politics 30th January 2018, 04:39 AM
Replies: 5,381
Views: 126,086
Posted By Cunt
You sound like her campaign manager

You sound like her campaign manager
Forum: News, Sports & Politics 26th January 2018, 06:12 PM
Replies: 5,381
Views: 126,086
Posted By Cunt
There are many folks who would like very much to...

There are many folks who would like very much to vote Oprah.

I don't believe she isn't interested...she IS pretty clearly an attention-whore, and there is almost nowhere (aside from porn) she...
Forum: News, Sports & Politics 25th January 2018, 04:48 AM
Replies: 5,381
Views: 126,086
Posted By Cunt
That better not be sarcasm. That pointy...

That better not be sarcasm.

That pointy little bastard is my fucking hero today.

I told his joke to several people.
Forum: Lifestyle and Entertainment 24th January 2018, 06:20 PM
Replies: 3,141
Views: 63,707
Posted By Cunt
I just tried some 'cara-melts', which are a...

I just tried some 'cara-melts', which are a marihuana candy. It's the first time I have actually enjoyed the flavour of marihuana.

Lots of folks cook and bake with it, but it's usually shit.
Forum: News, Sports & Politics 24th January 2018, 05:35 PM
Replies: 5,381
Views: 126,086
Posted By Cunt
With the focus so often on the ridiculous, it's...

With the focus so often on the ridiculous, it's easy to forget this.

I would like to say that Canada is better in these regards, but we have but a tenth of your weight to throw around.
Forum: Science and Information Technology 18th January 2018, 05:46 PM
Replies: 2,235
Views: 61,846
Posted By Cunt
So I got some 'extreme weather' recently... ...

So I got some 'extreme weather' recently...

About a week ago, I went for my usual run. It was a very cold day, and my best socks were in the laundry, but my second-best socks are pretty good, so...
Forum: Forum Mismanagement 18th January 2018, 05:28 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,247
Posted By Cunt
Thanks guys. I know I am not here as much...

Thanks guys. I know I am not here as much anymore, but I still value what you are keeping going here.

I just wish this whole free speech thing would catch on a bit bigger :) You, oblivion, are my...
Forum: Lifestyle and Entertainment 13th October 2017, 07:52 PM
Replies: 3,006
Views: 65,099
Posted By Cunt
mita kuluu

mita kuluu
Forum: News, Sports & Politics 13th October 2017, 07:17 PM
Replies: 292
Views: 3,510
Posted By Cunt
done ...

done
http://mindromp.org/forum/showthread.php?p=412637#post412637

I really like accessibility, and probably this is just someone trying to be nice, but on the other hand, I didn't want to click...
Forum: News, Sports & Politics 13th October 2017, 06:08 PM
Replies: 292
Views: 3,510
Posted By Cunt
I had an unexpected email regarding this thread....

I had an unexpected email regarding this thread. I don't want to dust off my 'admin' hat, since I'm so out of practice. Can one of you glorious admin/volunteers look at this please?
Hi :-),

Sorry...
Forum: Rompus Room 26th September 2017, 12:15 AM
Replies: 12,688
Views: 422,355
Posted By Cunt
Ssssooooomebody one told me the world was gonna...

Ssssooooomebody one told me the world was gonna roll me[/QUOTE]

Making as much sense as you always do, Majiffy.
Forum: Rompus Room 25th September 2017, 09:30 PM
Replies: 12,688
Views: 422,355
Posted By Cunt
Don't drink any calories. If you are...

Don't drink any calories.

If you are hungry, your nutrition plan needs a tweak. Even at a 20% cut, I was never hungry, once I dialed in to eating bulkier foods. (i.e.-red lentils replaced Mr....
Forum: Lifestyle and Entertainment 25th September 2017, 05:55 PM
Replies: 3,006
Views: 65,099
Posted By Cunt
wtf. You guys don't have vultures !?![/QUOTE] ...

wtf. You guys don't have vultures !?![/QUOTE]
Bald eagles ARE vultures, as far as their niche goes. As to amazing, they look good, but I have never seen a raven chased off by a tern.

I'm now...
Forum: Lifestyle and Entertainment 23rd September 2017, 01:15 AM
Replies: 3,006
Views: 65,099
Posted By Cunt
Yeah, cat's don't hurt birds...unless of course...

Yeah, cat's don't hurt birds...unless of course the cat's are republicats...

I know it is cliche, but I am thrilled to see the bald eagle soaring around the Frame Lake Trail. Looks majestic and...
Forum: Lifestyle and Entertainment 18th September 2017, 06:29 PM
Replies: 3,006
Views: 65,099
Posted By Cunt
I have been running through shrinking clouds of...

I have been running through shrinking clouds of bugs here, as the temperature drops.

I know it isn't fall yet, but it has been feeling like it.

Since our anniversary is fall, I am really...
Forum: News, Sports & Politics 9th September 2017, 04:05 AM
Replies: 370
Views: 13,681
Posted By Cunt
Pushing a cart through the door, my outboard...

Pushing a cart through the door, my outboard resting pinkie finger was crushed. Squashed out a bit of meat. It was very painful.
Three stitches and I don't have to be polite about carts anymore.
Forum: Science and Information Technology 9th September 2017, 03:40 AM
Replies: 442
Views: 6,149
Posted By Cunt
:iknow: Sister Bertrille of the Convent San Tanco...

:iknow: Sister Bertrille of the Convent San Tanco in San Juan, Puerto Rico wore a large, heavily starched cornette that allowed her to fly.[/QUOTE]
If she flew near me, she would fall from the sky....
Forum: Rompus Room 5th September 2017, 11:51 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,179
Posted By Cunt
I'm liking the 'checking their traps' answer, and...

I'm liking the 'checking their traps' answer, and they may well have been trapping pet fish, or science-project critters.

I know this is WAY out there, but have you considered striking up a...
Forum: Lifestyle and Entertainment 5th September 2017, 11:44 PM
Replies: 3,006
Views: 65,099
Posted By Cunt
Maybe it smelt particularly sick and...

Maybe it smelt particularly sick and contagious.[/QUOTE]

I didn't smell it, but ravens ARE especially smart. I had a bit of wonder if they weren't leaving it there to observe who DID come along...
Forum: Lifestyle and Entertainment 4th September 2017, 05:51 PM
Replies: 3,006
Views: 65,099
Posted By Cunt
I had a field mouse left dead, squashed in my...

I had a field mouse left dead, squashed in my yard last fall. The notable thing was that it sat there, festering and juicy, for weeks. All the ravens left it there, which I found odd. Maybe the...
Forum: News, Sports & Politics 26th August 2017, 02:02 AM
Replies: 5,381
Views: 126,086
Posted By Cunt
Did he actually fucking ECLIPSE THE SUN this...

Did he actually fucking ECLIPSE THE SUN this time!!!

Well, he'll be impeached for SURE now...THIS time it's over.
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