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Forum: Rompus Room Today, 05:20 AM
Replies: 13,717
Views: 552,191
Posted By MondoVman
Meanwhile in China, man arrested for performing a...

Meanwhile in China, man arrested for performing a sexorcism with his penis
to rid a woman of ghosts inhabiting her vagina!

:awesome:
https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1085974657583374336
Forum: Rompus Room Today, 04:56 AM
Replies: 13,717
Views: 552,191
Posted By MondoVman
Meanwhile during Nightphase of Mantis' game we...

Meanwhile during Nightphase of Mantis' game we have this:

"Pornhub reports jump in viewership amid partial (US) government shutdown",
according to Fox News.

Fake News or Real? You decide....
Forum: Lifestyle and Entertainment Yesterday, 10:27 PM
Replies: 3,546
Views: 83,677
Posted By MondoVman
Sounds like a case of intestinal fortitude

Sounds like a case of intestinal fortitude
Forum: Science and Information Technology Yesterday, 10:26 PM
Replies: 2,376
Views: 77,460
Posted By MondoVman
You can literally run away from your problems, on...

You can literally run away from your problems, on the way out at least.
Forum: News, Sports & Politics Yesterday, 10:22 PM
Replies: 914
Views: 33,589
Posted By MondoVman
Yabut, Taylor Swift has implants (didn't want to...

Yabut, Taylor Swift has implants (didn't want to know that, but huffingtonpost insisted!)
Forum: Rompus Room 16th January 2019, 02:00 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 839
Posted By MondoVman
People get drunk on wood grain alcohol, too. They...

People get drunk on wood grain alcohol, too. They eventually die because of it.
Forum: Rompus Room 16th January 2019, 01:29 AM
Replies: 13,717
Views: 552,191
Posted By MondoVman
alcohol[/QUOTE] Shouldn't count for you, you...

alcohol[/QUOTE]

Shouldn't count for you, you buy wholesale
Forum: Rompus Room 16th January 2019, 01:17 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 839
Posted By MondoVman
BOOM!

BOOM!
Forum: Rompus Room 15th January 2019, 08:16 AM
Replies: 13,717
Views: 552,191
Posted By MondoVman
What's your cheapest best-est purchase of late,...

What's your cheapest best-est purchase of late, including alcohol if you must?
Forum: Rompus Room 15th January 2019, 08:13 AM
Replies: 13,717
Views: 552,191
Posted By MondoVman
Bought a swanky piece of Japanese jewelry in the...

Bought a swanky piece of Japanese jewelry in the WalMart watch department for only $11.95.
(Backside reads "Japan Movement Stainless Steel Case Back", so IMO it was made in Japan)

1. Has a watch...
Forum: Forum Mismanagement 14th January 2019, 11:25 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 784
Posted By MondoVman
The high cost of shit-posting / narcissism...

The high cost of shit-posting / narcissism (assuming 10 total posts per day here):

$34.50/quarter / 120 days/quarter / 10 posts/day = 2.875 cents per post.

Post more funny, you bastards.
...
Forum: Lifestyle and Entertainment 13th January 2019, 05:54 PM
Replies: 3,481
Views: 77,246
Posted By MondoVman
yes, thanks to you

yes, thanks to you
Forum: Lifestyle and Entertainment 13th January 2019, 05:50 PM
Replies: 3,481
Views: 77,246
Posted By MondoVman
hahahahahahaha ETA: gib's eulogy: "was...

hahahahahahaha

ETA: gib's eulogy: "was enthusiastic in its his pursuit of 'violence' to entertain"
Forum: Rompus Room 9th January 2019, 03:08 PM
Replies: 13,717
Views: 552,191
Posted By MondoVman
Munch on this, muffin breath: "In the...

Munch on this, muffin breath:

"In the weaponized world of the early 21st century both capitalism and socialism have become crude rocks to be thrown at people in hopes of scoring a knockout. Which...
Forum: News, Sports & Politics 9th January 2019, 03:40 AM
Replies: 3,231
Views: 119,707
Posted By MondoVman
"When there was a lot of work people would have...

"When there was a lot of work people would have more children, leading to an oversupply of workers, which would drive down labor costs. Then when the labor costs got too low for people to survive...
Forum: News, Sports & Politics 9th January 2019, 02:53 AM
Replies: 3,231
Views: 119,707
Posted By MondoVman
"free stuff, like information"? Oh my. What does...

"free stuff, like information"? Oh my. What does this even mean?

"People work and get paid." - sometimes people work essentially as serfs,
getting a dry patch of earth to sleep/live on and very...
Forum: News, Sports & Politics 8th January 2019, 11:24 PM
Replies: 3,231
Views: 119,707
Posted By MondoVman
"the main role of machines is to produce, and...

"the main role of machines is to produce, and the main role of people is to supervise them"
- Grade A sophistry that

Capitalism: My machine is twice as productive and requires half the people...
Forum: Lifestyle and Entertainment 8th January 2019, 10:58 PM
Replies: 3,170
Views: 115,660
Posted By MondoVman
I like the second Mongolian sing-along best. ...

I like the second Mongolian sing-along best.
"Hurr hurr durr durr urr urr urrrrrr" - catchy tune, nice beat!
Forum: Mafia 8th January 2019, 12:25 AM
Replies: 137
Views: 1,979
Posted By MondoVman
"aa", as in Alcoholics Anonymous. Nice typo,...

"aa", as in Alcoholics Anonymous. Nice typo, PH.
Forum: News, Sports & Politics 7th January 2019, 05:50 AM
Replies: 3,231
Views: 119,707
Posted By MondoVman
Eating a cow's diet does not make me a cow, thank...

Eating a cow's diet does not make me a cow, thank you very much.

Also, increased cellulose absorption correlated with decreased mineral absorption,
so no thank you very much, I eschew celery to...
Forum: Lifestyle and Entertainment 6th January 2019, 08:32 AM
Replies: 455
Views: 21,247
Posted By MondoVman
hideous to behold, for sure

hideous to behold, for sure
Forum: Human Endeavour 4th January 2019, 05:55 AM
Replies: 2,448
Views: 66,530
Posted By MondoVman
You'd probably get some interesting results once...

You'd probably get some interesting results once you're double the satellite's altitude.[/QUOTE]

Interesting conjecture, however one can do better than assuming the
ghost of a prescient/inept...
Forum: Rompus Room 4th January 2019, 01:48 AM
Replies: 13,717
Views: 552,191
Posted By MondoVman
Happy New Year! Reposting this quote posted by...

Happy New Year!
Reposting this quote posted by an oft absent MR member in a thread about life.
Forum: Rompus Room 29th December 2018, 04:06 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 839
Posted By MondoVman
Day 5: Begin Stage 2 (sore throat), a repeat...

Day 5: Begin Stage 2 (sore throat),
a repeat of Feb '18: 1 week mild sick then a week painful sick

Switching to drinking hot water only (no coffee). Last time coffee tasted retched.

At least...
Forum: Rompus Room 28th December 2018, 05:33 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 839
Posted By MondoVman
May need to re-think/market Worst of the Month as...

May need to re-think/market Worst of the Month as Worst of the Week
then see what "develops".

Also injuries, especially if infected, seem appropriate herein.
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