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Forum: News, Sports & Politics 23rd November 2017, 06:02 PM
Replies: 3,003
Views: 85,480
Posted By Facetious
But the worker has benefited from services...

But the worker has benefited from services provided by the government and paid for via taxation, for example education, infrastructure, law and justice. It seems a bit churlish of workers who have...
Forum: News, Sports & Politics 21st November 2017, 08:45 PM
Replies: 3,003
Views: 85,480
Posted By Facetious
I read a Libertarian response to that, what they...

I read a Libertarian response to that, what they proposed was similar to feudalism. Wealthy individuals or companies buying up the land, taking responsibility for roads, lighting, water, and the...
Forum: News, Sports & Politics 18th November 2017, 06:06 PM
Replies: 3,003
Views: 85,480
Posted By Facetious
Our government is still marginally less corrupt...

Our government is still marginally less corrupt than yours :colbert:
Forum: News, Sports & Politics 8th November 2017, 08:43 PM
Replies: 3,003
Views: 85,480
Posted By Facetious
Another Tory cabinet minister bites the dust. ...

Another Tory cabinet minister bites the dust. Patel jumped before she was pushed/.
Forum: Rompus Room 21st September 2017, 05:05 PM
Replies: 273
Views: 9,470
Posted By Facetious
You know those letters come after C in the...

You know those letters come after C in the alphabet, right?

Where did Noah keep his bees?

in the archives
Forum: Rompus Room 18th September 2017, 10:05 PM
Replies: 273
Views: 9,470
Posted By Facetious
Why do pirates take so long to learn the...

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they spend years at C.
Forum: Lifestyle and Entertainment 15th September 2017, 10:00 PM
Replies: 3,120
Views: 60,200
Posted By Facetious
I'm sure

I'm sure
Forum: Lifestyle and Entertainment 15th September 2017, 08:53 PM
Replies: 3,120
Views: 60,200
Posted By Facetious
Yet you still keep coming back to us.

Yet you still keep coming back to us.
Forum: Lifestyle and Entertainment 15th September 2017, 12:29 AM
Replies: 3,120
Views: 60,200
Posted By Facetious
I went to a wanky hipster cafe for lunch today...

I went to a wanky hipster cafe for lunch today and had smoked trout and poached eggs served on toasted sour dough bread. I hated myself a little for being there but oh god the food was delicious.
Forum: Lifestyle and Entertainment 15th September 2017, 12:22 AM
Replies: 2,773
Views: 49,069
Posted By Facetious
Have you got one of those new iPhones...

Have you got one of those new iPhones yet?[/QUOTE]



:nope: am considering pre order when it opens

Animoji! :diva:[/QUOTE]

Don't do it, reject rampant consumerism.
Forum: Lifestyle and Entertainment 14th September 2017, 11:46 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 3,220
Posted By Facetious
It's 1933, Hitler has persuaded parliament to...

It's 1933, Hitler has persuaded parliament to give him the power to act without parliamentary consent. That sounds eerily familiar.
Forum: Lifestyle and Entertainment 8th September 2017, 01:58 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 3,220
Posted By Facetious
I have much admiration for Frank Skinner.

I have much admiration for Frank Skinner.
Forum: Rompus Room 30th August 2017, 02:37 PM
Replies: 273
Views: 9,470
Posted By Facetious
Mate, have you not learned that you should never...

Mate, have you not learned that you should never show weakness around these people?
Forum: Rompus Room 30th August 2017, 02:36 PM
Replies: 273
Views: 9,470
Posted By Facetious
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? ...

How do you put an elephant in the fridge?

open the fridge door, put the elephant in, shut the door

How do you put a lion in the fridge?

would you be thinking, open the fridge door, put the...
Forum: Rompus Room 28th August 2017, 09:46 PM
Replies: 273
Views: 9,470
Posted By Facetious
My favourite teacher was a turtle. I remember...

My favourite teacher was a turtle. I remember every lesson he tortoise.
Forum: Rompus Room 26th August 2017, 11:55 PM
Replies: 273
Views: 9,470
Posted By Facetious
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No...

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

still no idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no penis?
Forum: News, Sports & Politics 22nd August 2017, 06:16 PM
Replies: 5,205
Views: 115,754
Posted By Facetious
Nobody would plagarise Trump, there would be hell...

Nobody would plagarise Trump, there would be hell toupee.
Forum: Rompus Room 19th August 2017, 08:27 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 375
Posted By Facetious
He heard you were having a celebration in honour...

He heard you were having a celebration in honour of your penis and he wanted to join in. Amirite?
Forum: Lifestyle and Entertainment 16th August 2017, 11:42 PM
Replies: 3,120
Views: 60,200
Posted By Facetious
I went to the Hindu temple for Lunch today. ...

I went to the Hindu temple for Lunch today. Monday to Friday they open up over lunch and for 3.50 you get two different curry's, rice, 2 freshly made chapati's, and a pudding. This time round one...
Forum: News, Sports & Politics 3rd August 2017, 10:33 PM
Replies: 5,205
Views: 115,754
Posted By Facetious
Yes, the US also stole Shameless...

Yes, the US also stole Shameless (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shameless_(UK_TV_series)) from the UK. Get your own ideas.
Forum: Lifestyle and Entertainment 3rd August 2017, 07:27 PM
Replies: 1,017
Views: 23,780
Posted By Facetious
Robert Hardy. BBC announced it as ''Harry Potter...

Robert Hardy. BBC announced it as ''Harry Potter actor'' but he'll always be Seigfried Farnon to me.
Forum: News, Sports & Politics 1st August 2017, 10:41 AM
Replies: 5,205
Views: 115,754
Posted By Facetious
How is the US keeping us safe from harm? ...

How is the US keeping us safe from harm?

A nuclear deterrent is only effective if the other country gives a shit about it's civilian population.
Forum: Lifestyle and Entertainment 29th July 2017, 05:46 PM
Replies: 3,120
Views: 60,200
Posted By Facetious
I was in town earlier with Pickle. She's got...

I was in town earlier with Pickle. She's got this really annoying habit of growing, it's been going on for over a decade now with no signs of stopping any time soon. But I digress, while we were in...
Forum: News, Sports & Politics 16th July 2017, 08:00 PM
Replies: 3,003
Views: 85,480
Posted By Facetious
U.K. in fresh crisis after announcement of female...

U.K. in fresh crisis after announcement of female Dr Who.
Forum: News, Sports & Politics 16th July 2017, 05:47 PM
Replies: 5,205
Views: 115,754
Posted By Facetious
Donald Trump is reported to have told Theresa May...

Donald Trump is reported to have told Theresa May that we won't come and visit unless she can "fix a warm welcome". Not going to happen.
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