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Old 6th February 2018, 06:28 PM   #419103  /  #1
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Episode 1: Harry Potter is Illuminati Propaganda to Indoctrinate Laypeople into Being Subservient to the Shapeshifting Lizard People Elite Class

Harry Potter is a children's book series that is much beloved by the younger Millennial generation and probably the dumb kids after them who knows I don't even know what they're called.

Lets break down the basics of the story;

Harry Potter is the much-adored and revelled protagonist of the series who does not know he is actually part of a secret society of wizards that cohabitate the planet of Muggles, or non-wizards. He receives an invitation to join this secret society and quickly befriends two wizards-to-be named Hermione and Ron. Hermione is quickly established to be an exceptionally intelligent being, while Ron is more of a bumbling, awkward, personable wizard that represents the common man.

Through the duration of their quests we find that some of these wizards are malicious; wishing to purge the planet of Muggles and establish a violent rule. This notion is largely disregarded as nonsense by the majority of the wizards and establishes that wizards as a whole wish to maintain a beneficial relationship to Muggles while explaining why some occurrences in the Muggle world seem to be counterintuitive to that; this explains away how the ever-watchful wizards could possibly allow terrible things to happen in the Muggle world while still being viewed positively.

Large hints towards the existence of Illuminati are dropped in the ability of some wizards to speak parseltongue, or snake-speak. Further evidence includes the use of Polyjuice poison to appear differently than their natural state. We have now normalized the idea of Shapeshifting Lizard Wizards to appear as ordinary humans.

Also covered in the series are the complicity or outright support of some Muggles that acknowledge or help the wizards to advance their agenda; be it to remain anonymous to the rest of the Muggle population or actively contribute to their thriving lifestyles.

So our hero Shapeshifting Lizard, Harry Potter, is fighting with his friends, Intelligence & The Common Man, to shape our world as they see fit, whilst battling evil Shapeshifting Lizards against their plot to destroy mankind. We celebrate the eventual victory of Harry Potter and the sacrifices made by other Shapeshifting Lizards in their eventual victory over the evil Shapeshifting Lizards as the Muggle world comes to know and embrace their benevolent Shapeshifting Lizard superiors. Oh, I'm sorry, Co-Habitators



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Old 6th February 2018, 06:33 PM   #419105  /  #2
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Gen Z is also called Centennials BTW. They really ARE kids.

Gen Y of course is Millennials

and then there is my crazy bunch, the Gen Xers.

And I LOVE the HP series, so did my son who was born about 17 months before you were so yeah he was a Millennial.
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Old 6th February 2018, 06:42 PM   #419106  /  #3
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And rachmarie means sheep-mistress of tears, 'cause her Millennial boy is a Shapeshifting Lizard.
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Old 6th February 2018, 07:35 PM   #419122  /  #4
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Old 6th February 2018, 07:53 PM   #419123  /  #5
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Old 6th February 2018, 08:07 PM   #419127  /  #6
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That hurts me, Imp. I spent half the day thinking about that.
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Old 6th February 2018, 08:11 PM   #419128  /  #7
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Old 6th February 2018, 08:24 PM   #419130  /  #8
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Old 6th February 2018, 08:27 PM   #419132  /  #9
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That hurts me, Imp. I spent half the waking day thinking about that.
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Old 6th February 2018, 08:58 PM   #419137  /  #10
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Old 6th February 2018, 09:03 PM   #419139  /  #11
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Y'all better support me here or I'll go back to writing erotic vampire fiction!!!
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Old 6th February 2018, 11:08 PM   #419145  /  #12
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Old 6th February 2018, 11:21 PM   #419146  /  #13
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Do the vampires 'sparkle'?
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Old 7th February 2018, 02:30 AM   #419160  /  #14
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No way are you gen x rach
Is this another Jiffy sock joke?

I ask because rach's claimed age puts her squarely in gen x.
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Old 7th February 2018, 02:34 AM   #419161  /  #15
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Old 7th February 2018, 02:50 AM   #419166  /  #16
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I was born in Dec 1965 I am so very much a Gen Xer. Boomers are from 1946-1964

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Old 7th February 2018, 02:55 AM   #419167  /  #17
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Old 7th February 2018, 03:18 AM   #419170  /  #18
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Do the vampires 'sparkle'?
Whichever answer is more of a threat to you, assume that is the one I am going with
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Old 7th February 2018, 04:17 AM   #419172  /  #19
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Old 24th February 2018, 09:11 PM   #420596  /  #20
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The Jerfy Conspiracy Corner

Why is it a "Corner"? Doesn't anyone else find that suspicious? I used to have to stand in the corner as punishment for ne'er-do-welling.
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Old 25th February 2018, 12:35 AM   #420618  /  #21
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Why is it a "Corner"? Doesn't anyone else find that suspicious? I used to have to stand in the corner as punishment for ne'er-do-welling.
ne'er-do-welling?
So it makes perfect sense that jiffy is permanently in a corner.
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Old 25th February 2018, 03:37 AM   #420704  /  #22
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So was this thread as ambitious as jiffy's strobe light project?
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Old 25th February 2018, 05:55 AM   #420723  /  #23
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Old 26th February 2018, 12:28 AM   #420777  /  #25
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So was this thread as ambitious as jiffy's strobe light project?
I don't have as many inside Illuminati sources as Alex Jones
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