Random Romps - Page 559

gib · 29th June 2019, 10:41 PM

The Difference Between The US and The UK in 4 seconds

OmicronPersei8 · 1st July 2019, 01:41 AM

I see what you did there to jiffy's data

gib · 18th July 2019, 12:09 AM

gib · 18th July 2019, 12:09 AM

gib · 18th July 2019, 12:10 AM

gib · 19th July 2019, 12:17 AM

Brother Daniel · 29th July 2019, 07:44 PM

My people are back home!

gib · 1st August 2019, 11:05 PM

borealis · 2nd August 2019, 01:07 AM

Reminds me of old serious Canadian Safety Films.

Majiffy · 2nd August 2019, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OmicronPersei8

I see what you did there to jiffy's data

MSG · 2nd August 2019, 07:51 PM

Jiffy's back!

First thought: "yay, Jiffy's back!"

Second thought: "I wonder what's happened to my post yay count?" (bugger-all)

Third thought: "oh no, I hope she hasn't dumped him!"

OmicronPersei8 · 4th August 2019, 12:01 PM

oh, has jiffy been getting his dick wet?

oblivion · 8th August 2019, 04:45 AM

No posts in the last 24 hours.

Mindrompboggling

borealis · 8th August 2019, 02:52 PM

Scary, but maybe an anomaly.

ffejrxx · 8th August 2019, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majiffy

Quote:

Originally Posted by OmicronPersei8

I see what you did there to jiffy's data

quit was messing with jiffy's data, and maybe he will have time to post again

OmicronPersei8 · 9th August 2019, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OmicronPersei8

oh, has jiffy been getting his dick wet?

Quote:

Originally Posted by oblivion

No posts in the last 24 hours.

Mindrompboggling

Prince Humperdinck · 9th August 2019, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oblivion

No posts in the last 24 hours.

Mindrompboggling

MR needs Bart (or Dave Hawkins)

eta: I'm surprised RachMarie hasn't showed up. Her home situation got dramatically better in the last few days if I have my timeline right)

Majiffy · 9th August 2019, 05:41 PM

I get my dick wet one weekend roughly every other month

But I am looking for jobs in Memphis so I can start getting my dick wet more regularly

Cunt · 9th August 2019, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majiffy

I get my dick wet one weekend roughly every other month

This isn't enough. Do better.

Quote:

But I am looking for jobs in Memphis so I can start getting my dick wet more regularly

I wish you luck. Seriously, Majiffy, this is important. You want to be getting laid weekly, at LEAST.

nostrum · 9th August 2019, 10:57 PM

OmicronPersei8 · 10th August 2019, 01:41 PM

A coworker found a $5 dollar bill while we were walking to get coffee, she started fretting wondering if she should try and find the owner, leave on the windshield of the car next to where she found it, etc. In the midst of her moral crisis I plucked the money from her hand and it put it in my pocket

Majiffy · 10th August 2019, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cunt

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majiffy

I get my dick wet one weekend roughly every other month

This isn't enough. Do better.

Quote:

But I am looking for jobs in Memphis so I can start getting my dick wet more regularly

I wish you luck. Seriously, Majiffy, this is important. You want to be getting laid weekly, at LEAST.

It's difficult when you're both broke and live half a country away

Cunt · 10th August 2019, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majiffy

It's difficult when you're both broke and live half a country away

Everything you do which leads to 'regular banging' will be good for you. I wish you hard work and a stiff pace to engorge your progress in this direction.

Zeluvia · 11th August 2019, 06:13 PM

Zeluvia · 11th August 2019, 06:17 PM

I had my first Vanilla Beer in Memphis. We used to go to Memphis often when I was a kid living in Northern Alabama, my dad would buy records ; )

29th June 2019, 10:41 PM	#449242 / #13951
gib them days are gone, boy Read my posts with the following stupid accent: the thin one out of Laurel & Hardy	The Difference Between The US and The UK in 4 seconds __________________ communicating my inner something since 2017

1st July 2019, 01:41 AM	#449249 / #13952
OmicronPersei8 Declared candidate for Best Poster ~~2017~~ of the fuckin decade Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Gib's	I see what you did there to jiffy's data __________________ I am Lrrr, ruler of the planet OmicronPersei8. Jerome: My mistake.

18th July 2019, 12:09 AM	#449529 / #13953
gib them days are gone, boy Read my posts with the following stupid accent: the thin one out of Laurel & Hardy	__________________ communicating my inner something since 2017

18th July 2019, 12:09 AM	#449530 / #13954
gib them days are gone, boy Read my posts with the following stupid accent: the thin one out of Laurel & Hardy	__________________ communicating my inner something since 2017

18th July 2019, 12:10 AM	#449531 / #13955
gib them days are gone, boy Read my posts with the following stupid accent: the thin one out of Laurel & Hardy	__________________ communicating my inner something since 2017

19th July 2019, 12:17 AM	#449540 / #13956
gib them days are gone, boy Read my posts with the following stupid accent: the thin one out of Laurel & Hardy	__________________ communicating my inner something since 2017

29th July 2019, 07:44 PM	#449718 / #13957
Brother Daniel bad case of gleeks Read my posts with the following stupid accent: a peninsula in the North Atlantic	My people are back home! __________________ Bro D and Imp never really know each other, but they do know each other's nightmares.

1st August 2019, 11:05 PM	#449764 / #13958
gib them days are gone, boy Read my posts with the following stupid accent: the thin one out of Laurel & Hardy	__________________ communicating my inner something since 2017

2nd August 2019, 01:07 AM	#449767 / #13959
borealis poikilothermic Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Canada	Reminds me of old serious Canadian Safety Films. __________________

2nd August 2019, 07:51 PM	#449784 / #13961
MSG Ol' Zipperlaig Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Nøyfb	Jiffy's back! First thought: "yay, Jiffy's back!" Second thought: "I wonder what's happened to my post yay count?" (bugger-all) Third thought: "oh no, I hope she hasn't dumped him!"

4th August 2019, 12:01 PM	#449825 / #13962
OmicronPersei8 Declared candidate for Best Poster ~~2017~~ of the fuckin decade Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Gib's	oh, has jiffy been getting his dick wet? __________________ I am Lrrr, ruler of the planet OmicronPersei8. Jerome: My mistake.

8th August 2019, 04:45 AM	#449859 / #13963
oblivion Asylum Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Norton's Empire	No posts in the last 24 hours. Mindrompboggling

8th August 2019, 02:52 PM	#449861 / #13964
borealis poikilothermic Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Canada	Scary, but maybe an anomaly. __________________

9th August 2019, 05:41 PM	#449882 / #13968
Majiffy I'll have you know I'm popular on many web forums Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Buffalo, NY	I get my dick wet one weekend roughly every other month But I am looking for jobs in Memphis so I can start getting my dick wet more regularly __________________ Herpy derpy jerfy! ʘᴥʘ pledged my daily allegiance to Satan and pear-shaped air hockey turntable earth Vivere diu rebellionus! Proud propagator of the "fire for warmth" myth

9th August 2019, 10:57 PM	#449891 / #13970
nostrum too boring to be considered weird	__________________ I thought I was in a bad mood but it's been a few years so I think this is who I am now

10th August 2019, 01:41 PM	#449904 / #13971
OmicronPersei8 Declared candidate for Best Poster ~~2017~~ of the fuckin decade Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Gib's	A coworker found a $5 dollar bill while we were walking to get coffee, she started fretting wondering if she should try and find the owner, leave on the windshield of the car next to where she found it, etc. In the midst of her moral crisis I plucked the money from her hand and it put it in my pocket __________________ I am Lrrr, ruler of the planet OmicronPersei8. Jerome: My mistake.

11th August 2019, 06:13 PM	#449921 / #13974
Zeluvia Send Cash or Drugs Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Evil Duckess	__________________

11th August 2019, 06:17 PM	#449922 / #13975
Zeluvia Send Cash or Drugs Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Evil Duckess	I had my first Vanilla Beer in Memphis. We used to go to Memphis often when I was a kid living in Northern Alabama, my dad would buy records ; ) __________________

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