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Old 18th August 2019, 02:27 AM   #449993  /  #1151
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Old 18th August 2019, 04:16 AM   #449994  /  #1152
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Old 18th August 2019, 06:03 AM   #449995  /  #1153
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Old 18th August 2019, 08:17 PM   #449997  /  #1154
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Jeffery Epstein died by his own hand. He was a wealthy socialite, who enjoyed the company of some of our most exciting politicians and celebrities.
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zel, would you consider not enabling the shitting up of our forum by engaging in these conversations?

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Old 20th August 2019, 10:48 PM   #450019  /  #1155
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Old 20th August 2019, 11:03 PM   #450022  /  #1156
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Old 21st August 2019, 02:44 AM   #450029  /  #1157
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It's the gender issues argument, isn't it


and I don't even read the posts
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Old 27th November 2019, 07:29 PM   #452939  /  #1158
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Clive James https://abc.net.au/news/2019-11-28/c...ged-80/5751522

Part of a generation of refugees from the Australian cultural cringe who moved to the UK in the 60s (along with Germaine Greer, Barry Humphries, Robert Hughes, Richard Neville, Geoffrey Robertson, etc.) Writer, poet, TV critic, TV host. Iconoclast. Very funny man.

This twitter thread has some blistering one-liners.



(this one is exclusively for oblivion and me)



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Old 27th November 2019, 07:43 PM   #452940  /  #1159
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Old 27th November 2019, 08:22 PM   #452941  /  #1160
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https://web.cs.dal.ca/~johnston/poet...ofmyenemy.html
The book of my Enemy Has Been Remaindered

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The book of my enemy has been remaindered
And I am pleased.
In vast quantities it has been remaindered
Like a van-load of counterfeit that has been seized
And sits in piles in a police warehouse,
My enemy's much-prized effort sits in piles
In the kind of bookshop where remaindering occurs.
Great, square stacks of rejected books and, between them, aisles
One passes down reflecting on life's vanities,
Pausing to remember all those thoughtful reviews
Lavished to no avail upon one's enemy's book --
For behold, here is that book
Among these ranks and banks of duds,
These ponderous and seeminly irreducible cairns
Of complete stiffs.


The book of my enemy has been remaindered
And I rejoice.
It has gone with bowed head like a defeated legion
Beneath the yoke.
What avail him now his awards and prizes,
The praise expended upon his meticulous technique,
His individual new voice?
Knocked into the middle of next week
His brainchild now consorts with the bad buys
The sinker, clinkers, dogs and dregs,
The Edsels of the world of moveable type,
The bummers that no amount of hype could shift,
The unbudgeable turkeys.


Yea, his slim volume with its understated wrapper
Bathes in the blare of the brightly jacketed Hitler's War Machine,
His unmistakably individual new voice
Shares the same scrapyart with a forlorn skyscraper
Of The Kung-Fu Cookbook,
His honesty, proclaimed by himself and believed by others,
His renowned abhorrence of all posturing and pretense,
Is there with Pertwee's Promenades and Pierrots--
One Hundred Years of Seaside Entertainment,
And (oh, this above all) his sensibility,
His sensibility and its hair-like filaments,
His delicate, quivering sensibility is now as one
With Barbara Windsor's Book of Boobs,
A volume graced by the descriptive rubric
"My boobs will give everyone hours of fun".


Soon now a book of mine could be remaindered also,
Though not to the monumental extent
In which the chastisement of remaindering has been meted out
To the book of my enemy,
Since in the case of my own book it will be due
To a miscalculated print run, a marketing error--
Nothing to do with merit.
But just supposing that such an event should hold
Some slight element of sadness, it will be offset
By the memory of this sweet moment.
Chill the champagne and polish the crystal goblets!
The book of my enemy has been remaindered
And I am glad.
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Old 27th November 2019, 09:05 PM   #452942  /  #1161
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Vale. He was great.
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Old 2nd December 2019, 08:03 PM   #453127  /  #1162
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https://www.theguardian.com/educatio...sed-in-disgust

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Its a sad day for pedants everywhere. It?s. And it is indeed. ?At 96, I am cutting back on my commitments,? said the APS chairman and driving force John Richards, a retired journalist from Boston, Lincolnshire.

Fair enough. I am glad he has found peace at last. I don?t think he has, to be honest. This is a victory for ?the barbarians?, he said. ?[We] have done our best, but the ignorance and laziness present in modern times have won!? reads the APS website.

Surely thing?s aren?t that bad? Things. Well, Richards became famous in 2001, when he began posting polite notices through the letterboxes of apostrophe abusers, ?drawing your attention to an incorrect use which has been pointed out to us?.

I see you?re using the passive-aggressive meaning of ?polite? there ... Then Richards formed the APS and people sent him examples from around the world, including monstrosities such as ?alway?s? and ?prices?s as marked?.
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Old 2nd December 2019, 08:52 PM   #453131  /  #1163
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Mindromp's current lamentable typographical state just makes that so much sadder.
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Old 2nd December 2019, 09:02 PM   #453133  /  #1164
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Old 2nd December 2019, 10:31 PM   #453144  /  #1165
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I'm sure all other forum software has also gone to shit
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Old 2nd December 2019, 10:39 PM   #453145  /  #1166
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What's the problem?
Umlats aren't a part of english.
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Old 3rd December 2019, 06:40 AM   #453157  /  #1167
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that isn't umlauts, it's bleedin' apostrophes and quote marks
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Old 3rd December 2019, 07:31 AM   #453160  /  #1168
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Old 3rd December 2019, 07:35 AM   #453161  /  #1169
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the nips are getting bigger

is it all Live it Up due to Crocodile Dundee?
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Old 3rd December 2019, 07:53 AM   #453162  /  #1170
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would you like to rephrase that from the estonian google translate version
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Old 3rd December 2019, 08:49 AM   #453163  /  #1171
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Philsekesekenesekeneke can help out
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Old 8th December 2019, 07:56 PM   #453501  /  #1172
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https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-r...-sesame-street


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Old 8th December 2019, 08:28 PM   #453502  /  #1173
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What a kind, gentle and artistic soul.
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Old 8th December 2019, 11:49 PM   #453509  /  #1174
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Old 9th December 2019, 01:32 AM   #453513  /  #1175
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Deeply saddened.
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