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Old 13th December 2014, 06:13 AM   #199418  /  #1
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Old 13th December 2014, 06:15 AM   #199420  /  #2
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What drugs have you tried?

Best trip?

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Old 13th December 2014, 06:23 AM   #199427  /  #3
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how much do you honestly actually like your job
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Old 13th December 2014, 06:27 AM   #199429  /  #4
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What drugs have you tried?

Best trip?

Worst trip?
DMT, LSD, Psilocybin, THC, 2C-I, MDMA, Cocaine and Salvia.

Best trip is definitely DMT as a whole, although I've had killer trips on LSD and Psilocybin.

Worst trip is easily and far away salvia. Never salvia. Ever. It's a shitty, stupid drug.
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Old 13th December 2014, 06:27 AM   #199430  /  #5
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how much do you honestly actually like your job
I enjoyed it up until the point where I was fired for attendance.

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Old 13th December 2014, 07:21 AM   #199454  /  #6
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Old 13th December 2014, 07:24 AM   #199455  /  #7
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What happened during the salivia trip?
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Old 13th December 2014, 07:30 AM   #199458  /  #8
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What happened during the salivia trip?
The typical. Melting into the couch, ridiculously fucked visual and auditory hallucinations, everything over in 15 minutes even though it felt like several hours.

Nothing mind-blowing, spiritually enlightening or entertaining. Just a lot of fucked up shit. Kind of like the scene in Fear & Loathing involving adrenochrome.
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Old 13th December 2014, 01:36 PM   #199568  /  #9
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how much do you honestly actually like your job
I enjoyed it up until the point where I was fired for attendance.

jiffy? is... is that you?

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Old 13th December 2014, 10:28 PM   #199612  /  #10
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Actually the stapler dude looks a lot like a kid I went to middle school and high school with.
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Old 13th December 2014, 11:01 PM   #199635  /  #11
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so are you saying you're not a croupier any more?
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Old 13th December 2014, 11:11 PM   #199639  /  #12
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Do you or do you not have parents?
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Old 13th December 2014, 11:16 PM   #199640  /  #13
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LOL!
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Old 13th December 2014, 11:16 PM   #199641  /  #14
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how old is your eldest child?
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Old 13th December 2014, 11:38 PM   #199645  /  #15
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so are you saying you're not a croupier any more?
Nope.

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Do you or do you not have parents?
I do. But I'm adopted so I don't know my genetic parents.

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how old is your eldest child?
T minus X.
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Old 13th December 2014, 11:40 PM   #199646  /  #16
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How many different penis enlargement drugs have you tried?
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Old 13th December 2014, 11:44 PM   #199647  /  #17
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Did any of them work?
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Old 13th December 2014, 11:50 PM   #199649  /  #18
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Old 13th December 2014, 11:58 PM   #199654  /  #19
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Go on, then.


Whatis AMA beside American Medical Association?
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Old 14th December 2014, 12:01 AM   #199655  /  #20
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how much do you honestly actually like your job
I enjoyed it up until the point where I was fired for attendance.

jiffy? is... is that you?


I pranked a woman at work one day, mind you I was her manager at the time.

I tilted her desk ever so slightly and taped the draws shut very lightly.

She came in commenced to work, which of course meant opening the draws. Well she would close them and they would slowly slide open. This went on for a good hour or more before she realized WTF, someone is fucking with me.
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Old 14th December 2014, 12:01 AM   #199656  /  #21
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Old 14th December 2014, 12:02 AM   #199660  /  #22
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You did that to a subordinate? That's just mean...
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Old 14th December 2014, 12:04 AM   #199661  /  #23
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How many different penis enlargement drugs have you tried?
No drugs, but I have jerked off a lot.

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Did any of them work?
Big enough.

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Which ones?
Lesbian strapon porn.

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Ask me anything
I answer the questions here, bucko. Get your own thread.
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Old 14th December 2014, 12:16 AM   #199665  /  #24
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Have you ever eaten any not commonly consumed invertebrates? In a garden, say.
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Old 14th December 2014, 12:20 AM   #199669  /  #25
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You did that to a subordinate? That's just mean...

It was however hysterical!
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