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Old 9th September 2017, 12:23 AM   #410895  /  #326
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Neutral Evil pisses me the fuck off.
This is why trucks have bumpers PH.

Sometimes I even USE the shopping cart I nudge out of the parking space.
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Old 9th September 2017, 12:54 AM   #410896  /  #327
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Yeah, I do that, I just hate to bump the cart into someone else's vehicle because they weren't the asshole the left it in the spot.
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Old 9th September 2017, 02:47 AM   #410897  /  #328
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Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Buffalo, NY
Do you know that for a fact?
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Old 9th September 2017, 03:20 AM   #410899  /  #329
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Logic jiffy, if the cart is in the parking lot, the people that dumped it there already left ...
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Old 9th September 2017, 03:25 AM   #410900  /  #330
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Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Buffalo, NY
Not if they went to one store, dumped the cart, then went in another store
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Old 9th September 2017, 03:25 AM   #410901  /  #331
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Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Buffalo, NY
Or do ya'll not have plazas south of the Mason-Dixon?
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Old 9th September 2017, 03:59 AM   #410911  /  #332
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we would have driven to the next store, dumbass

Its HOT here.
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Old 9th September 2017, 04:01 AM   #410912  /  #333
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I hope you appreciate me taking over your imgur work for the sake of keeping up the shitposting on this forum

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Old 9th September 2017, 04:05 AM   #410914  /  #334
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Pushing a cart through the door, my outboard resting pinkie finger was crushed. Squashed out a bit of meat. It was very painful.
Three stitches and I don't have to be polite about carts anymore.
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Old 9th September 2017, 05:25 AM   #410918  /  #335
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I hope you appreciate me taking over your imgur work for the sake of keeping up the shitposting on this forum

Thanks. I don't know when I'll be able to afford a new computer.

And now my windshield is cracked, and I think my depression is getting worse, or at least more erratic.

Everything is a mess
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Old 9th September 2017, 05:50 AM   #410920  /  #336
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Old 9th September 2017, 05:53 AM   #410922  /  #337
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well, okay.

My toilet flapper quit sealing right so the toilet was running. I went and bought a new one. The new one said I had to scrub the tank and treat it with alcohol so the bottom would seal well. Somewhere in that process I banged my elbow on the side of the tank, and the Tank Cracked. So I tried to seal the crack up with silicone seal.

Meanwhile, I am using a bucket to flush the toilet. Ex says he will replace the whole toilet "someday".

Then the elbow under the sink in the kitchen started leaking. I was washing dishes when my feet got wet. Anyway, ended up replacing all the plumbing under the sink, only hit my head 5 or 6 times and my knees have Almost Forgiven me.

A year or so ago a Turkey vulture vomited on my truck. I cleaned it up but the clear coat was shot. The clear coat had already been peeling. I took it to a friend and he said it wasn't worth trying to buff it out, the truck was badly Sunburnt and really needed repainting. Now the roof is getting rust spots.

Dude. Life is like that.
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Old 9th September 2017, 04:44 PM   #410929  /  #338
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Old 9th September 2017, 10:35 PM   #410935  /  #339
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Hurricanes dodge rusty trucks. I'm pretty sure.
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Old 14th November 2017, 08:23 AM   #413907  /  #340
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