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Old 14th May 2019, 10:18 PM   #447834  /  #3501
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Disclaimer: Have never eaten kale, that I know of

Top 10 Proven "Lies" about Kale - Silly scientists; what do they know!

1. Most nutrient dense food, one of. Vita. A, K, C, B ... (you get the point)
2. Powerful anti-oxidents
3. Vita C (bears repeating)
4. Lowers cholesterol, you fat fucks
5. Vita K (bears repeating)
6. Cancer fighting compounds
7. Beta-carotene (anti-oxident, bears repeating)
8. Minerals (make you "hard", lol)
9. Lutein and other shit for your eyes
10. Lose weight (bwahahahaha)

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition...nefits-of-kale
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Old 14th May 2019, 10:55 PM   #447836  /  #3502
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All of those things can be gotten by eating much nicer foods.

But try that stamppot, it's a Dutch equivalent to corned beef and cabbage crossed with colcannon.
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Old 14th May 2019, 11:45 PM   #447839  /  #3503
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Disclaimer: Have never eaten kale, that I know of

Top 10 Proven "Lies" about Kale - Silly scientists; what do they know!

1. Most nutrient dense food, one of. Vita. A, K, C, B ... (you get the point)
2. Powerful anti-oxidents
3. Vita C (bears repeating)
4. Lowers cholesterol, you fat fucks
5. Vita K (bears repeating)
6. Cancer fighting compounds
7. Beta-carotene (anti-oxident, bears repeating)
8. Minerals (make you "hard", lol)
9. Lutein and other shit for your eyes
10. Lose weight (bwahahahaha)

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition...nefits-of-kale
100g = about 50 calories.

At about 2g/calorie, I only need to eat about 5000g of kale a day. I would have to eat so fucking much kale, I'd stay bent over all day just grazing. I would rather have a cow do that, then eat the cow.

Do we have organic, kale-grazed cattle yet? Is that a thing? Gluten-free and non-GMO preferably...
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Old 15th May 2019, 01:41 AM   #447842  /  #3504
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People who can taste phenylthiocarbamide (PTC), which is either bitter or tasteless, are less likely to eat cruciferous vegetables,[17] due to the resemblance between isothiocyanates and PTC.
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Old 15th May 2019, 02:53 AM   #447848  /  #3505
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Lol, kill me now.

Who eats kale for the calories even if it's easy to grow in leaked motor oil along the edges of your driveway/parkway?

Re cruciferous: Some people love broccoli but hate brussel sprouts; others vice versa. This info is kale (the adjective), despite being good ruffage.


Nevermind. Nevermore Weigh In On Food.
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Old 15th May 2019, 04:30 PM   #447851  /  #3506
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Lol, kill me now.

Who eats kale for the calories even if it's easy to grow in leaked motor oil along the edges of your driveway/parkway?

Re cruciferous: Some people love broccoli but hate brussel sprouts; others vice versa. This info is kale (the adjective), despite being good ruffage.


Nevermind. Nevermore Weigh In On Food.
Meanwhile, you might want to try this...

https://runfasteatslow.com/blogs/new...training-salad
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Old 15th May 2019, 06:07 PM   #447852  /  #3507
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Talking about kale?

Gives me another excuse to plug YSAC.



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Old 15th May 2019, 07:40 PM   #447857  /  #3508
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That's very old for a spider, isn't it?
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Old 15th May 2019, 11:37 PM   #447862  /  #3509
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are you sure nobody has been flushing ane replacing it?
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15yr is older than most pets, keep it up
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Old 16th May 2019, 12:24 AM   #447865  /  #3510
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lol.


that wasn't even a good joke! but hey, it was so bad, it was funny
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Old 16th May 2019, 02:32 AM   #447867  /  #3511
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Thrushes are singing around the lake in the evening now, which is lovely. There are quite a few of them every year now. A few years ago my garden had a grub infestation. One day I spent a couple hours digging them out and tossing them into the driveway. A thrush saw, and spent the time eating them as I tossed them - nice, they didn't go to waste.

Bro D, dried dulse is better than kale chips and also has iodine.
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Old 16th May 2019, 02:43 AM   #447868  /  #3512
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Dulse is too salty.
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Old 17th May 2019, 01:29 PM   #447940  /  #3513
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Millions of songbirds killed every year during olive harvest, sucked out of the trees by industrial equipment run at night.

https://www.independent.co.uk/enviro...rce=reddit.com
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Old 17th May 2019, 06:08 PM   #447949  /  #3514
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Millions of songbirds killed every year during olive harvest, sucked out of the trees by industrial equipment run at night.

https://www.independent.co.uk/enviro...rce=reddit.com
Yeah, and millions killed by housecats let out, millions more by bean-farmers trying to satisfy voracious vegetarians...

They got shitty at the roads department here a few years ago, for planning their trimming (of the ditches) for spring, when the birds were nesting. I don't think the bird-brains know about logistics and roadwork. I don't think the roads-brains know about nesting timing and migration patterns.

I like olives (and other farmed things) but we do pay a price. I hope they can minimize it.

I'm also a bit off-centre because, while I DO have something nifty to contribute, I can't speak intelligibly on the species, its range or habits. Just that this puddle is between the museum and the legislative assembly (so rich with 'nutrients' lol) and that these birds looked like they were having a good time.

So on to the nifty birdies...

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Now...is it i greib, or a red-eyed demon-dabbler?
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Old 17th May 2019, 06:09 PM   #447950  /  #3515
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Oh, and I love Judi. This is part of why.

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Old 22nd May 2019, 12:11 AM   #448127  /  #3516
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The terrapin at the local pond is now two terrapins.
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Old 22nd May 2019, 01:43 AM   #448129  /  #3517
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That's a good sign.
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Old 22nd May 2019, 11:32 PM   #448139  /  #3518
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MSG wouldn't agree with you.


https://www.theguardian.com/environm...al-uk-breeding
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Old 23rd May 2019, 01:08 AM   #448141  /  #3519
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Ah. Not your local turtles, but a brutish colonial invader.
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Old 23rd May 2019, 01:10 AM   #448142  /  #3520
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There've been a lot of rose breasted grosbeak sightings this spring. My sister saw one a few days ago. I haven't seen one in a couple decades, I think.

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Old 23rd May 2019, 01:27 AM   #448145  /  #3521
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Ah. Not your local turtles, but a brutish colonial invader.

No native turtles since before the last ice ages. As far as reptiles go we have 3 species of snake, 2 lizards and the enigmatic slow worm.


http://www.acerecology.co.uk/reptiles-britain
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Old 23rd May 2019, 02:33 AM   #448146  /  #3522
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Well. Sea turtles, sort of, apparently, according to Wikipedia:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...in#Sea_turtles
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Old 24th May 2019, 12:48 AM   #448159  /  #3523
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we'll be putting an end to all that after Brexit
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Old 24th May 2019, 03:02 AM   #448161  /  #3524
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Of course.

Can I offer you an exchange - invasive terrapins to Canada... you get the black flies.

OMFG the black flies.

Worst biggest swarms I've seen in several years. I walked about 100m to the neighbour's place around 6:30 this evening and it was awful, little bitey things in your eyes, nostrils, ears, hair, down your neck, all over your arms...

At least they only hang around 2 or 3 weeks.
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Old 24th May 2019, 07:37 AM   #448171  /  #3525
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The entire back wall of the house is covered in snails. There are hundreds of them.



We have had too much rain.


The backyard is about 4 foot high in nasty weeds that have sticky seeds. It's not stickyweed, that has died back already. There is some milkweed mixed in, and there are a lot of butterflies and lightening bugs.



Homer and I have been killing the big cockroaches that were coming in because they were flooded out.



I say Cockroach! and he starts checking the ceilings. He is a relentless hunter. I have to knock them down though, I use a spray bottle of water.
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