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Old 4th March 2015, 01:26 AM   #227317  /  #1
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25Feb
Smiling smugly to himself, MindRomp poster OmnicronP8 fired up his communication device with a deft flick of his fingers. Within seconds he had scanned the active threads and decided upon his opponent for the evening.

Mere yards away a lame seagull pecked lazily at the remains of a cheeseburger. The clouds darkened and yet in a way none of this came as a surprise.

25Feb
Finishing his seventh can of Ace in a flourish, MindRomp user gib was finally rewarded for doing 8 push ups on F5. After all these years, so many hours of establishing his online character could be paying off. He reaches for can number 8 and suspects the answer is the new avneedpissbrb

26Feb
Our story begins in the fall of 2010 when a fresh faced and eager B.S. Math, Geology minor-currently Grad student and full-time Environmental Health Specialist, PersuesO9 signs up for an obscure atheist message board.

He briefly pauses over the section titled 'Interests', and empties the last of the bourbon into his glass. Somewhat distracted, he wonders when the glass was last cleaned. He downs the drink in one and wipes some of the stubborn stains with his sleeve. "Concentrate Perseus", he tells himself.

Gardening, reading, games, martial arts Perseus tentatively types. "Fuck it, that'll do, I can always change it later."

In the distance a solitary crow tumbles inexplicably from the sky. There are no witnesses.

Little did Perseus know at the time but there was more to this caper than he had bargained for.

26Feb
The Ferret rose from his emerald green science chair and began to pace the room.

If only I could convince them, this could all be mine

The room was hot, too hot. It was one of those days where he had no choice but to undo the top button on his white science coat, so it was, and to hell with the consequences. As much as a part of him didn't want to oppress his female life partner with a glimpse of his chest hair, there was another part of him that was secretly thrilled by the idea.

Think bejeezus think!

Just outside the silicon based viewing rectangle a scruffy kookaburra begins to die in a old gum tree. The Ferret has no time for such trifles, for he knows what he must do next.

27Feb
he always does this before he's had his coffee.

in the distance a malleefowl started to give up hope

28Feb
A penguin is violated by a seal. Near some driftwood.

4Mar
Nostrum scowled and unlocked her huge car. Who the bloody hell does he think he is, she muttered, almost inaudibly.

Nostrum relocked the huge car. It would have automatically locked in 45 seconds but you never knew who might be around. Storming back to the house in defiance Nostrum chose a lightweight disposable unicycle from her huge unicycle dispenser and sped off to complete today's mission.

Overhead, a common seagull assesses the risks. The hidden onlookers do not notice.
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Old 4th March 2015, 01:29 AM   #227321  /  #4
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Old 4th March 2015, 10:23 AM   #227392  /  #5
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Old 4th March 2015, 10:53 AM   #227393  /  #6
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Old 4th March 2015, 11:20 AM   #227395  /  #7
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Old 4th March 2015, 12:15 PM   #227401  /  #8
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Old 4th March 2015, 12:34 PM   #227404  /  #9
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good god wtf is that thing, and why is it holding a triangle?
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Old 4th March 2015, 01:32 PM   #227443  /  #10
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Old 4th March 2015, 01:33 PM   #227444  /  #11
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LOL OMG I had no idea that show was so packed with double entendres. This is totally new to me.
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Old 4th March 2015, 01:36 PM   #227450  /  #12
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I vaguely remember that having been debunked but i may be confused with captain pugwash
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Old 4th March 2015, 01:37 PM   #227452  /  #13
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I vaguely remember that having been debunked but i may be confused with captain pugwash
pugwash was debunked.

did you just watch that video?
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Old 4th March 2015, 02:26 PM   #227475  /  #14
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yeah. did you read the top comment
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Old 4th March 2015, 02:33 PM   #227478  /  #15
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The top one is:
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Disgusting what UK kids were watching,homosexual viewing "Operation Yew Tree"
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In the old days the crew of a television program would often keep bloopers and make up little skits like this and compile them on tapes to share with their tv industry friends. This clip was never meant to be broadcast and was never seen by children. It's just the crew mucking about.
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Old 4th March 2015, 02:42 PM   #227483  /  #16
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This episode was done as a gag reel for a Christmas party for the staff and was never aired.
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Old 4th March 2015, 02:48 PM   #227485  /  #17
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In 1979, the cast and crew of Rainbow made a special exclusive sketch for the Thames TV staff Christmas tape, sometimes referred to as the "Twangers" episode. This sketch featured plenty of deliberate sexual innuendo (beginning with Zippy peeling a banana, saying 'One skin, two skin, three skin, four...' before being interrupted), and was never shown at the time (as it was never intended to be screened to the general public.) It also included Geoffrey convincing the viewers to 'bounce' their balls, but if they did not have any balls, they could ask a friend if they could play with his. Jane also claimed that she was "blowing a lot with Rodger". Soon, Zippy asked them to stop, suggesting whether to play with a blowing tube and maracas, so they could start singing "The Plucking Song".

The clip became famous after being aired on Victor Lewis-Smith's Channel 4 programme TV Offal (1997) and was referred to as 'the pilot episode' in order to fit into the regular programme segment "The Pilots That Crashed"; however, the clip clearly was not a pilot, as Geoffrey Hayes was not a regular presenter until the series itself was a year old. The clip became widespread with the advent of the Internet, first as an e-mail attachment and later via online video websites such as YouTube, where to date it has received more than a million hits. This has led to many erroneous claims that the episode was publicly broadcast as a regular episode.
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Old 4th March 2015, 02:49 PM   #227488  /  #18
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okay, another 70's myth I fell for.

Next they'll be telling me that Jim was really into fixing young girls into a life of emotional and mental health problems.
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