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Old 5th August 2015, 03:50 PM   #278728  /  #1
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Gardening and growing

So this spring, in my town, the City issues a burning ban. In peaceful protest, I created a berry bonfire. Unfortunately, when requesting a sign be printed, there was some small confusion.
Now I have a Barry Bonfire.

I'm pretty sure he was porn musician from the early eighties.

Anyway, on to gardening concerns:

I am not getting many berries. Plants are fucking losers. The two 'everbearing' fuckers are just now getting some flowers. The others might be late bearing, but I call them 'neverbearing'.

I may give up on these fuckers.

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Old 5th August 2015, 05:34 PM   #278736  /  #2
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Do you wear strawberry pants whilst gardening?
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Old 5th August 2015, 05:45 PM   #278738  /  #3
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Old 5th August 2015, 05:48 PM   #278740  /  #4
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Old 5th August 2015, 06:24 PM   #278742  /  #5
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How old are they?
I picked them up at Arctic Farmer this spring. I would guess this is their first year. (hope so, anyway)
Of the two which are producing, I will see if either survives the winter. If so, I will let one make runners next year, and onward to proper berry-hood in a year or three.
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Old 5th August 2015, 11:21 PM   #278768  /  #6
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Seems like a classic oxymoron but I guess they did it that way on purpose.
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Old 5th August 2015, 11:59 PM   #278773  /  #7
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Seems like a classic oxymoron but I guess they did it that way on purpose.
Fucking idiocy, if you ask me. We are hundreds of kilometers from the arctic here. Should have been called 'Sub-arctic Farmer'.

Anyway, I got stawberry plants, and didn't seem to get aphids or anything, so good.
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Old 6th August 2015, 01:21 AM   #278790  /  #8
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You are adding to the soil all the nutrients those type of berries need?
Raised beds like you have,the nutrients can be leached out as the water seeps out.
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Old 6th August 2015, 01:54 AM   #278797  /  #9
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obvious question but I ask obvious questions.
You are adding to the soil all the nutrients those type of berries need?
Raised beds like you have,the nutrients can be leached out as the water seeps out.
Thanks. I have been watering with Miracle Gro every second or third wetting.

It is a tomato type, so will have the blossom stuff, but I don't remember the numbers at the moment.
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Old 6th August 2015, 02:09 AM   #278800  /  #10
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obvious question but I ask obvious questions.
You are adding to the soil all the nutrients those type of berries need?
Raised beds like you have,the nutrients can be leached out as the water seeps out.
Thanks. I have been watering with Miracle Gro every second or third wetting.

It is a tomato type, so will have the blossom stuff, but I don't remember the numbers at the moment.
I was sure you would be on to it, but having had a mother and sister who only went to year 7 primary school, as well as in discussion with other people.
It is often surprising what I think is obvious that they don't know.

So I ask obvious questions ans sometime sound like I am explaining things to not very bright people. That's not the case, both my mother and sister where and is intelligent people. They just don't have the general knowledge background you expect from someone who went to college.

And even college people can miss the obvious. An example is in the use of concrete in the garden, for garden edges, or using concrete blocks to raise beds like you have done with your chopped up posts.

They leave the concrete raw, that is, unpainted not realising it is going to suck up a lot of the water they put on their flower beds. In Queensland and California, the concrete blocks soaking up water is a problem and waste of water gardeners should be aware of. Should be obvious, but many aren't.

So maybe worth researching if the berry type you are trying to grow is one that needs an extra dose of something.

I will shut up now.
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Old 6th August 2015, 02:49 AM   #278818  /  #11
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Old 6th August 2015, 04:06 AM   #278839  /  #12
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Old 6th August 2015, 04:31 AM   #278841  /  #13
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Old 8th August 2015, 03:33 AM   #279359  /  #17
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Old 8th August 2015, 10:27 PM   #279546  /  #18
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Some from my garden, some from my neighbour-ladys'.

These first few are the sad little loserberries I allowed to pollute my garden this year. I have since learned better.

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This tenacious intruder has planted itself in some old scrap iron. Pretty though.
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Old 8th August 2015, 10:44 PM   #279547  /  #19
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cool stuff, i dont have a garden but i used to have orchids and trees i planted in pots from seeds when i bought exotic fruit
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Old 8th August 2015, 11:31 PM   #279554  /  #20
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cool stuff, i dont have a garden but i used to have orchids and trees i planted in pots from seeds when i bought exotic fruit
Used to? What happened to them?
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Old 8th August 2015, 11:48 PM   #279556  /  #21
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Old 8th August 2015, 11:54 PM   #279557  /  #22
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no it was just a hectic time with work and everything got neglected for two months
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orchids are masorcists though, they go off on neglect, tough bastards, no water for two months and i was able to save half of them and give to my mom
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