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Old 24th April 2012, 12:42 AM   #36095  /  #1
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Read my posts with the following stupid accent: the thin one out of Laurel & Hardy
old joke association

to play, provide the punchline then do the set up for the next terrible old joke which should be linked subject-wise

i'll start

2 two nuns cycling down a cobbled street, one says to the other...
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Old 24th April 2012, 12:58 AM   #36096  /  #2
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Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Australia
"I've never come this way before."

The other replies...
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Old 24th April 2012, 02:11 AM   #36112  /  #3
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Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Norton's Empire
"must be the cobbles"

Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other...
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Old 24th April 2012, 03:27 AM   #36139  /  #4
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"how come you can tune a piano but you can't tune a fish?"

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar...
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Old 24th April 2012, 05:09 AM   #36199  /  #5
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The bartender said "it must be the minister's day off".

A Chinese and a Jew are riding on a train...
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Old 24th April 2012, 07:03 AM   #36264  /  #6
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The snail preferred to go by foot.
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Old 24th April 2012, 01:48 PM   #36307  /  #7
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Charlou, you could screw up a wet dream!
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Old 18th April 2014, 12:07 AM   #143982  /  #8
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Read my posts with the following stupid accent: the thin one out of Laurel & Hardy
i went to the doctors the other day, just for my annual checkup. he said i'm sorry to have to tell you this but you're going to have to stop masturbating. i said, oh why's that, and he said
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Old 18th April 2014, 03:52 PM   #144026  /  #9
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Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Behind the couch.
...because I need to check for a hernia and your hand is in the way?
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Old 18th April 2014, 03:53 PM   #144027  /  #10
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... have you ever thought of tossing yourself off?
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Old 18th April 2014, 03:53 PM   #144028  /  #11
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Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Behind the couch.
.. Jamaica?
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Old 18th April 2014, 03:53 PM   #144029  /  #12
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...How does she smell?
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Old 18th April 2014, 04:58 PM   #144037  /  #13
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...because I need to check for a hernia and your hand is in the way?
lol yeah p much

"because i'm trying to do an examination here sir"
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Old 18th April 2014, 05:49 PM   #144051  /  #14
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Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Behind the couch.
Does that mean I get a go. I would have gone for the clifftop walk Arthur Miller joke but I already gave the line away.
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Old 18th April 2014, 06:53 PM   #144055  /  #15
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Read my posts with the following stupid accent: the thin one out of Laurel & Hardy
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Old 18th April 2014, 07:52 PM   #144060  /  #16
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Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Behind the couch.
I dug out the HUGE JOKE BOOK but drew a blank.

I'll give way to someone without a mental block if they step in meanwhile.
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Old 18th April 2014, 11:50 PM   #144078  /  #17
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Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Canada
Don't criticise anyone until you've walked a mile in their shoes because...
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Old 18th April 2014, 11:59 PM   #144081  /  #18
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Read my posts with the following stupid accent: the thin one out of Laurel & Hardy
then they can't hear you?
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Old 19th April 2014, 12:38 AM   #144092  /  #19
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Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Canada
right track but no
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Old 19th April 2014, 01:09 AM   #144093  /  #20
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because then you're a mile away and you've got their shoes.

eta: one of my favourites. there is another version, but i'm struggling to recall it.
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Old 19th April 2014, 01:11 AM   #144094  /  #21
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Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Canada
That's it.
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Old 19th April 2014, 01:19 AM   #144095  /  #22
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Read my posts with the following stupid accent: the thin one out of Laurel & Hardy
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said...
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Old 19th April 2014, 01:19 AM   #144096  /  #23
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"nah, 6 should be enough to handle her..."
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Old 19th April 2014, 01:24 AM   #144097  /  #24
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Read my posts with the following stupid accent: the thin one out of Laurel & Hardy
Aye, Les Dawson.
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Old 19th April 2014, 01:25 AM   #144098  /  #25
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:notworthy:
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