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Old 19th April 2014, 01:47 AM   #144102  /  #26
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I had to take my grandfather to hospital after he swallowed a spoon...
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Old 19th April 2014, 12:56 PM   #144127  /  #27
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they kept him in so long he started to go stir-crazy?
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Old 19th April 2014, 01:09 PM   #144130  /  #28
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Old 19th April 2014, 01:29 PM   #144135  /  #29
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they kept him in so long he started to go stir-crazy?
Close, you're on the right track, actual joke is not as 'clever' maybe.
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Old 19th April 2014, 01:37 PM   #144139  /  #30
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shaken not stirred?
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Old 19th April 2014, 02:32 PM   #144148  /  #31
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I'll have to give it to you because you're all over it:
He never stirred all day.
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Old 19th April 2014, 02:37 PM   #144151  /  #32
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f'kin groan
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Old 19th April 2014, 02:38 PM   #144152  /  #33
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Haha. You were having too much fun guessing, I had to put a stop to that.
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Old 28th April 2014, 11:56 PM   #146590  /  #34
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so i said to him 'where are your buccaneers?' and he said
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Old 28th April 2014, 11:59 PM   #146591  /  #35
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and I said my book's on the table and my ears is under my glasses?

eta: get the obvious one out of the way first... are you sure this shouldn't be renamed the context-free one-liner thread?
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Old 29th April 2014, 12:17 AM   #146597  /  #36
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On the sides of my buccan' head?
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Old 29th April 2014, 12:21 AM   #146598  /  #37
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we have a winner!
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Old 29th April 2014, 12:23 AM   #146600  /  #38
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Guy walks into a bar ..
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Old 29th April 2014, 12:32 AM   #146602  /  #39
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says jesus christ who left that fuckin bar there?
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Old 29th April 2014, 01:00 AM   #146603  /  #40
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Right! .. or Ouch!!


Horse walks into a bar, the bartender says ..
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Old 29th April 2014, 01:02 AM   #146604  /  #41
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Old 29th April 2014, 01:57 AM   #146609  /  #42
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Old 29th April 2014, 08:13 AM   #146798  /  #43
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Ham sandwich walks into a bar
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Old 29th April 2014, 09:12 AM   #146803  /  #44
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One girl says to another "oh my god, it's that pig I used to know!"
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Old 29th April 2014, 10:06 AM   #146812  /  #45
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do you serve food here?
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Old 29th April 2014, 11:44 AM   #146815  /  #46
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do you serve food here?
Close enough. Bartender says "We don't serve food here."
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Old 29th April 2014, 11:46 AM   #146816  /  #47
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man walks into a pub with a giraffe, orders drinks for both of them several times over. the giraffe eventually slumps to the floor and the man starts to walk off

the barman says, hey you can't leave that lying there!

the man replies:
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Old 29th April 2014, 12:26 PM   #146818  /  #48
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It's not a lion, it's a giraffe.

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Old 29th April 2014, 10:21 PM   #146912  /  #49
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your turn MZ
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Old 30th April 2014, 01:38 PM   #147032  /  #50
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Lone Ranger & Tonto out riding on the range. Suddenly they find themselves surrounded by hostile Indians. Lone Ranger says "Looks we've had it this time."
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