A new gelded age begins

Adenosine · 13th July 2012, 07:00 AM

The men* of the forum line up expecting gold but instead with swing of a claymore they lose everything precious to them.

*which is everyone since rule 16

MSG · 13th July 2012, 08:18 AM

w00t! MR's first parody thread *so proud*

SR71 · 13th July 2012, 06:43 PM

CPT Idiot, in his Flaming Asshole alter ego slash sekret identity, proclaimed "Fuxk you Fuxk you all" on everyone, in hopes of precipitating massive hate flames that would precede his untimely, or timely, smackdown angermelt explosion, and subsequent eviction from Teh Land of Teh Rompusing Mindses.

Nothing much happened. He cried himself to sleep. Fuxk.

SR71 · 13th July 2012, 08:19 PM

Are you freaking out yet? Where the hell is Nick?

SR71 · 13th July 2012, 09:41 PM

I'm gonna take his nuts off

SR71 · 13th July 2012, 09:42 PM

for molesting underage girls

SR71 · 13th July 2012, 09:43 PM

and going by multiple identities - seems p. scummy to me

Oh piss boy!

SR71 · 14th July 2012, 06:27 PM

Nick, the idea here is you are suppose to come back here and turn me into a pile of smoking cinders. Go on man, do your thing. I kind of like your stuff, Gawd help me.

ericv00 · 14th July 2012, 07:57 PM

SR, I don't think you 'get' Nick.

SR71 · 14th July 2012, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ericv00

SR, I don't think you 'get' Nick.

Who does? Tell me about him. Let's gossip.

MondoVman · 14th July 2012, 10:59 PM

Lol Aden.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MSG

w00t! MR's first anti-climax-tic, parody thread *so proud*

^ Fixed.

Need some guidance, a second post perhaps, what with blowing everyone's nuts off in the opening seconds?

fleamailman · 14th July 2012, 11:21 PM

the goblin apologized about the absence of nick at this point, explaining "...sorry but nick is getting riped to sheds by Jats on TR forum again, so it might take awhile for him to get here, um..., well if he makes here that is...", in fact, trolls were an occupational hazard in livewriting where the barbs were mostly unoriginal and merely constituted practice for parrying now, adding "...simply we give back what we receive in kind..."

nick · 14th July 2012, 11:32 PM

did somebody need me

Adenosine · 15th July 2012, 01:56 AM

Hi nick!

nick · 15th July 2012, 01:59 AM

Sup?

Adenosine · 15th July 2012, 03:22 AM

Nothing. You?

SR71 · 15th July 2012, 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nick

did somebody need me

Hi, we don't know each other, but apparently we are supposed to rip one anothers sacks off or something. Now hold still, this will only hurt a little...

borealis · 15th July 2012, 03:34 AM

No, no, SR71.

Nick is more sweet natured than he appears. He's like the rear view mirror of posters.

SR71 · 15th July 2012, 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borealis

No, no, SR71.

Nick is more sweet natured than he appears. He's like the rear view mirror of posters.

Oh, I like him just fine, he's p. funny. I only need to rip his nuts off, that's all. See, this is the new gelded age. I'm sorry, but those things are gonna have to come off. It's not my idea, I don't know if it's even a good idea, I just do what I'm told. Now stand aside, we have business to attend to, and you are, uh, not equipped for this sort of thing.

It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it.

IDK, on second thought, maybe ripping each others nuts off is not such a great idea. Have we really thought about this, looked at all the angles, done the cost/benefit, unintended consequences yada yada? It seems like we're just rushing into things. Maybe we need to kick it around a little more.

SR71 · 15th July 2012, 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MondoVman

Lol Aden.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MSG

w00t! MR's first anti-climax-tic, parody thread *so proud*

^ Fixed.

Need some guidance, a second post perhaps, what with blowing everyone's nuts off in the opening seconds?

Cooler heads prevailed...

nick · 15th July 2012, 05:08 AM

shut up sr71

SR71 · 15th July 2012, 05:25 AM

OK nick. n/m I thought you might enjoy this sort of thing. Guess not.

MondoVman · 15th July 2012, 09:24 AM

Lemme 'splain things thus far...
(headphones recommended for better audio)

fleamailman · 15th July 2012, 11:36 AM

("...that stream is just amazing, any others..." asked the goblin adding one for good measure here, and saying "...you have talent)

repost from elsewhere

"...yes, there were some good films in those days, "giants" "east of eden" etc., just as there were also those made for morons films too..." mentioned the goblin now, adding "...I guess that most media tries to appeal to all tastes here, where often it is not the epic stuff that one remembers, no, often it's just the simple touching stuff instead that one remembers..."

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13th July 2012, 07:00 AM	#53132 / #1
Adenosine Needs essential amino acids Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Australia	A new gelded age begins The men* of the forum line up expecting gold but instead with swing of a claymore they lose everything precious to them. *which is everyone since rule 16

13th July 2012, 08:18 AM	#53139 / #2
MSG Ol' Zipperlaig Read my posts with the following stupid accent: N?yfb	w00t! MR's first parody thread so proud Last edited by MSG; 13th July 2012 at 08:21 AM. Reason: decided I really was proud :stuckup:

13th July 2012, 06:43 PM	#53221 / #3
SR71 Get Higher Faster Read my posts with the following stupid accent: With the Techniker	CPT Idiot, in his Flaming Asshole alter ego slash sekret identity, proclaimed "Fuxk you Fuxk you all" on everyone, in hopes of precipitating massive hate flames that would precede his untimely, or timely, smackdown angermelt explosion, and subsequent eviction from Teh Land of Teh Rompusing Mindses. Nothing much happened. He cried himself to sleep. Fuxk. __________________ Some days it's not worth chewing through the straps.

13th July 2012, 08:19 PM	#53224 / #4
SR71 Get Higher Faster Read my posts with the following stupid accent: With the Techniker	Are you freaking out yet? Where the hell is Nick? __________________ Some days it's not worth chewing through the straps.

13th July 2012, 09:41 PM	#53229 / #5
SR71 Get Higher Faster Read my posts with the following stupid accent: With the Techniker	I'm gonna take his nuts off __________________ Some days it's not worth chewing through the straps.

13th July 2012, 09:42 PM	#53230 / #6
SR71 Get Higher Faster Read my posts with the following stupid accent: With the Techniker	for molesting underage girls __________________ Some days it's not worth chewing through the straps.

13th July 2012, 09:43 PM	#53231 / #7
SR71 Get Higher Faster Read my posts with the following stupid accent: With the Techniker	and going by multiple identities - seems p. scummy to me Oh piss boy! __________________ Some days it's not worth chewing through the straps.

14th July 2012, 06:27 PM	#53417 / #8
SR71 Get Higher Faster Read my posts with the following stupid accent: With the Techniker	Nick, the idea here is you are suppose to come back here and turn me into a pile of smoking cinders. Go on man, do your thing. I kind of like your stuff, Gawd help me. __________________ Some days it's not worth chewing through the straps.

14th July 2012, 07:57 PM	#53421 / #9
ericv00 Senior Member Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Seattle	SR, I don't think you 'get' Nick. __________________ Don't do drugs; buy unicycle.

14th July 2012, 11:21 PM	#53434 / #12
fleamailman Senior Member	the goblin apologized about the absence of nick at this point, explaining "...sorry but nick is getting riped to sheds by Jats on TR forum again, so it might take awhile for him to get here, um..., well if he makes here that is...", in fact, trolls were an occupational hazard in livewriting where the barbs were mostly unoriginal and merely constituted practice for parrying now, adding "...simply we give back what we receive in kind..."

14th July 2012, 11:32 PM	#53436 / #13
nick Senior Member	did somebody need me

15th July 2012, 01:56 AM	#53449 / #14
Adenosine Needs essential amino acids Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Australia	Hi nick!

15th July 2012, 01:59 AM	#53452 / #15
nick Senior Member	Sup?

15th July 2012, 03:22 AM	#53461 / #16
Adenosine Needs essential amino acids Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Australia	Nothing. You?

15th July 2012, 03:34 AM	#53463 / #18
borealis poikilothermic Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Canada	No, no, SR71. Nick is more sweet natured than he appears. He's like the rear view mirror of posters. __________________

15th July 2012, 05:08 AM	#53481 / #21
nick Senior Member	shut up sr71

15th July 2012, 05:25 AM	#53489 / #22
SR71 Get Higher Faster Read my posts with the following stupid accent: With the Techniker	OK nick. n/m I thought you might enjoy this sort of thing. Guess not. __________________ Some days it's not worth chewing through the straps. Last edited by SR71; 15th July 2012 at 05:40 AM.

15th July 2012, 09:24 AM	#53521 / #23
MondoVman Giant Member Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Southwest Atlantica	Nick Danger, Third Eye (when two aren't enough) Lemme 'splain things thus far... (headphones recommended for better audio)

15th July 2012, 11:36 AM	#53528 / #24
fleamailman Senior Member	("...that stream is just amazing, any others..." asked the goblin adding one for good measure here, and saying "...you have talent) repost from elsewhere "...yes, there were some good films in those days, "giants" "east of eden" etc., just as there were also those made for morons films too..." mentioned the goblin now, adding "...I guess that most media tries to appeal to all tastes here, where often it is not the epic stuff that one remembers, no, often it's just the simple touching stuff instead that one remembers..." 157

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