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Old 10th April 2018, 06:43 AM   #423669  /  #1
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Cat Mafia - Day 1

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The cresent Moon rises over the horizon as a world of cats ponder the not one, but three trips to the Moon planned by humans for 2018. And think not that cats have overlooked disturbing trends in the realms of science, with human declarations that cat litter should be properly disposed of in Moon-destined containers, rather than flushed down the toilet where it can enter rivers, lakes, and bottled water facilities.

It had previously been suggested that Toxoplasma gondii in cat poop can affect memory and other cognitive function in people who are not otherwise ill, even resulting in headaches, schizophrenia, religious hysteria, emotionally charged PMS, or other pyschotic variation in reality-perception paradigms.

However, after a decade or more of 'mysterious' launched containers to the Moon, the truth is out. Recent studies by University College London psychiatrists following over 4,500 kids from birth to age 18 have dispelled any direct causitory link between cat poop and mental distress. In fact, it is now widely regarded that coffee made from beans pooped out by cats helps prevent tooth decay, breast and skin cancer, neurological diseases, and gallstones. Several brands of luxury skin-care products purportedly even use feline excrement to fight wrinkles.

And so, as a concerned village of cats, your task is to find and eliminate the apparent mafia that has grown up around the collection and black-market sale of cat poop, ensuring the continuance of Earth's tides, temperance of atmospheric activity, and regularity of poop offerings to the elite alien shapeshifting lizard overlords of the human race.





PLAYERS:
01. Majiffy – Ceiling Cat
02. Timewave – Basement Cat
03. borealis – Fat Freddy's Cat
04. Catavenger – TopCat
05. nostrum – nostrum cat
06. Imp – Itchy
07. Zeluvia – Tigger
08. gib – Spot Phooey
09. Magicziggy – Garfield
10. OmicronPersei8 – Azrael
11. longhair75 – LH Cat
12. Mantisdreamz – PaddlesNZ
13. rachmarie – Feisty

Rules and Peanut Gallery is here.

Unsure of the length of Days, esp. Day 1. Open to suggestions in the Rules thread.
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Old 10th April 2018, 06:44 AM   #423670  /  #2
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Old 10th April 2018, 06:47 AM   #423671  /  #3
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Old 10th April 2018, 06:59 AM   #423673  /  #5
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Old 10th April 2018, 07:14 AM   #423674  /  #6
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Not sure why my post duplicated.
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Old 10th April 2018, 07:44 AM   #423675  /  #7
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Old 10th April 2018, 07:48 AM   #423676  /  #8
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moi aussi

...pretentious...moi? /Fawlty
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Old 10th April 2018, 07:49 AM   #423677  /  #9
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zel, what the hell, you playing a game?!
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Old 10th April 2018, 08:04 AM   #423678  /  #10
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early list of reads:
WHOWHAT
01. Majiffy scum autoroll
02. Timewave still scum
03. borealis town pass owed
04. Catavenger has to be town
05. nostrum TOWN!!!11!
06. Imp meh
07. Zeluvia dicey
08. gib no read yet
09. Magicziggy due to be scum
10. OmicronPersei8 competitive endurance tickler
11. longhair75 has to be town
12. Mantisdreamz should be town but
13. rachmarie lynch bait dunno
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Old 10th April 2018, 08:05 AM   #423679  /  #11
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post #4 so I can
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FIVE POST COMBO


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Old 10th April 2018, 08:09 AM   #423681  /  #13
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Old 10th April 2018, 08:26 AM   #423683  /  #14
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Old 10th April 2018, 08:47 AM   #423684  /  #15
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Are we discussing your penis or your cat's penis imp?
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Old 10th April 2018, 10:18 AM   #423685  /  #16
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Old 10th April 2018, 10:29 AM   #423686  /  #17
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Men. Sigh... A bad pun, a penis post, and a real shit post.

We need Jiffy in here to complete the set.



@Nostrum Yeah I am playing. I am Carlsson's much much more mature replacement. Nice early reads list to let us know you are town. Am I believing it? Not so fast sister. What's with the borealis pass? Although, I can get behind lynching ALL the men but LH. For shit posting.

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Old 10th April 2018, 10:39 AM   #423687  /  #18
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I am Carlsson's much much more mature replacement.
please let this be for MR in general
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hi longhair, how are you feeling about the game?
It is good to be playing again. I have been away for over a year
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Old 10th April 2018, 01:32 PM   #423694  /  #24
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