Official bin of Australian politics - Page 40

MSG · 24th August 2018, 02:59 AM

Magicziggy · 24th August 2018, 04:38 AM

Fuck me they only won the spill motion 45-40.
Hardly overwhelming support for what is to follow

Magicziggy · 24th August 2018, 04:55 AM

lol potato head

MSG · 24th August 2018, 04:59 AM

MSG · 24th August 2018, 04:59 AM

Magicziggy · 24th August 2018, 05:04 AM

clowns

nostrum · 24th August 2018, 08:50 AM

that was really hard to decide who was the least worst clown

Magicziggy · 24th August 2018, 09:54 AM

This SA electorate has been liberal since 1949. However our MP is now exposed to her turnbull loving voters as a hard right Duttonite and the current margin of 3% looks doable. I'm guessing she was offered a junior ministry. Now her career may be over in a few short months. So sad.

gib · 24th August 2018, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by gib

Bringing people's physical appearance into it isn't a great way to defeat bigotry.

So a bit like the english tory right such as johnson and rees mogg both of whom'se ridiculous physical appearance has no bearing on this, might like to replace May (who basically looks like a bulimic transformer with cripped up legs)

I've never heard of any of these people. Please give me a visual comparison to a vegetable so that I can create a clear image of the political landscape in your neck of the woods.

May:

johnson:

rees mogg:

Majiffy · 24th August 2018, 04:16 PM

Lmfao Boris Johnson looks awful in every picture I've ever seen of him

MSG · 25th August 2018, 12:51 AM

Perspective from a former BBC Australian correspondent https://www.afr.com/opinion/how-coup...0180823-h14f6u

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On the diplomatic front Australia's 10-year political recession, that lost decade of leadership, has repeatedly inflicted enormous harm.

And the future looks dismal. For how can Australian leaders ever hope to become commanding figures in international summitry when they can't even control their party rooms?

gib · 25th August 2018, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Majiffy

Lmfao Boris Johnson looks awful in every picture I've ever seen of him

https://www.oddschecker.com/politics...prime-minister

Magicziggy · 25th August 2018, 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by gib

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Originally Posted by Majiffy

Lmfao Boris Johnson looks awful in every picture I've ever seen of him

https://www.oddschecker.com/politics...prime-minister

Simon Cowell is only $200 to become next pm?

MSG · 25th August 2018, 03:50 AM

Ignorant people everywhere are being bullied

how we miss them...

Magicziggy · 25th August 2018, 10:53 AM

"Don't you muck about with Peter. He's a really good breather."

He's an oxygen thief is what he is.

Majiffy · 25th August 2018, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by gib

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Originally Posted by Majiffy

Lmfao Boris Johnson looks awful in every picture I've ever seen of him

https://www.oddschecker.com/politics...prime-minister

He's gonna look great next to Trump at least

Magicziggy · 26th August 2018, 12:24 AM

For out of towners, last week, our right wing out of touch and utterly useless government voted to adjourn parliament so they could sort their shit out.

MSG · 30th August 2018, 01:48 AM

So Twitter is currently having some fun re the Minister of Border Protection and last week's unsuccessful Prime ministerial aspirant preventing, on "humanitarian grounds", the deportation of 3 women who were going to work for wealthy party donors (while denying entry to suicidal ten year olds on Nauru haha)

Now some of you may remember Mr posting a J. Alfred Prufrock parody on tr a while back. If so, you may appreciate this variation on the above themes

MSG · 30th August 2018, 01:53 AM

ETA

https://www.bartleby.com/198/1.html

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-08-2...tions/10175466

MSG · 13th September 2018, 11:53 AM

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A prime minister succumbing to gravitational forces. Bishop, a former deputy leader lurking, brightly, in the back corner. Tony Abbott, another former prime minister in another corner of the chamber. Joyce, a former leader of the National party a little further on from the former prime minister. Dutton, a leadership aspirant still on the frontbench, turning a flamethrower, liberally, on his enemies. And another former prime minister in New York, with a Twitter account, and an inclination to shit stir.

- https://www.theguardian.com/australi...troying-itself

MSG · 18th September 2018, 10:33 AM

so all of those journalists asking the new prime minister why they rolled the last one were asking the wrong person

from 2 separate sources

https://www.afr.com/brand/rear-windo...0180917-h15gv0

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-09-1...uence/10262552

Quote:

"Malcolm has got to go," Mr Murdoch told Mr Stokes, according to multiple re-tellings of the conversation, relayed back to Mr Turnbull by Mr Stokes.

democracy huh

MondoVman · 18th September 2018, 06:51 PM

Ya, no one (from Oz or elsewhere) states their opinion on Oz politics

MSG · 20th October 2018, 11:48 PM

https://www.theguardian.com/australi...ity-government

A by-election in the seat of our recently deposed ex-Prime Minister has been won by an independent on a platform of support for climate change action, ending offshore detention of children, and gay marriage. A seat with the highest median income in the country and one held by the conservative side of politics since Federation...

nostrum · 21st October 2018, 12:59 AM

gov't not dead

yet

Timewave · 21st October 2018, 01:22 AM

24th August 2018, 02:59 AM	#436149 / #976
MSG Ol' Zipperlaig Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Nøyfb	__________________ spruce: apart from the weird tuft of white hair she's still a beautiful person

24th August 2018, 04:59 AM	#436153 / #979
MSG Ol' Zipperlaig Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Nøyfb	__________________ spruce: apart from the weird tuft of white hair she's still a beautiful person

24th August 2018, 04:59 AM	#436154 / #980
MSG Ol' Zipperlaig Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Nøyfb	__________________ spruce: apart from the weird tuft of white hair she's still a beautiful person

24th August 2018, 08:50 AM	#436170 / #982
nostrum too boring to be considered weird	that was really hard to decide who was the least worst clown __________________ I thought I was in a bad mood but it's been a few years so I think this is who I am now

24th August 2018, 04:16 PM	#436201 / #985
Majiffy I'll have you know I'm popular on many web forums Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Buffalo, NY	Lmfao Boris Johnson looks awful in every picture I've ever seen of him __________________ Herpy derpy jerfy! ʘᴥʘ pledged my daily allegiance to Satan and pear-shaped air hockey turntable earth Vivere diu rebellionus! Proud propagator of the "fire for warmth" myth

24th August 2018, 04:38 AM	#436151 / #977
Magicziggy vandal Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Loadsamoney	Fuck me they only won the spill motion 45-40. Hardly overwhelming support for what is to follow

24th August 2018, 04:55 AM	#436152 / #978
Magicziggy vandal Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Loadsamoney	lol potato head

24th August 2018, 05:04 AM	#436155 / #981
Magicziggy vandal Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Loadsamoney	clowns

24th August 2018, 09:54 AM	#436182 / #983
Magicziggy vandal Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Loadsamoney	This SA electorate has been liberal since 1949. However our MP is now exposed to her turnbull loving voters as a hard right Duttonite and the current margin of 3% looks doable. I'm guessing she was offered a junior ministry. Now her career may be over in a few short months. So sad.

25th August 2018, 03:50 AM	#436222 / #989
MSG Ol' Zipperlaig Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Nøyfb	Ignorant people everywhere are being bullied how we miss them... __________________ spruce: apart from the weird tuft of white hair she's still a beautiful person

25th August 2018, 10:53 AM	#436231 / #990
Magicziggy vandal Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Loadsamoney	"Don't you muck about with Peter. He's a really good breather." He's an oxygen thief is what he is.

26th August 2018, 12:24 AM	#436241 / #992
Magicziggy vandal Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Loadsamoney	For out of towners, last week, our right wing out of touch and utterly useless government voted to adjourn parliament so they could sort their shit out.

30th August 2018, 01:48 AM	#436424 / #993
MSG Ol' Zipperlaig Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Nøyfb	So Twitter is currently having some fun re the Minister of Border Protection and last week's unsuccessful Prime ministerial aspirant preventing, on "humanitarian grounds", the deportation of 3 women who were going to work for wealthy party donors (while denying entry to suicidal ten year olds on Nauru haha) Now some of you may remember Mr posting a J. Alfred Prufrock parody on tr a while back. If so, you may appreciate this variation on the above themes Last edited by MSG; 30th August 2018 at 01:54 AM.

30th August 2018, 01:53 AM	#436426 / #994
MSG Ol' Zipperlaig Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Nøyfb	ETA https://www.bartleby.com/198/1.html http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-08-2...tions/10175466

18th September 2018, 06:51 PM	#437570 / #997
MondoVman Giant Member Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Southwest Atlantica	Ya, no one (from Oz or elsewhere) states their opinion on Oz politics __________________ Never see them let you sweat! Online dating is less painful than playing mafia.

20th October 2018, 11:48 PM	#439254 / #998
MSG Ol' Zipperlaig Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Nøyfb	https://www.theguardian.com/australi...ity-government A by-election in the seat of our recently deposed ex-Prime Minister has been won by an independent on a platform of support for climate change action, ending offshore detention of children, and gay marriage. A seat with the highest median income in the country and one held by the conservative side of politics since Federation... __________________ spruce: apart from the weird tuft of white hair she's still a beautiful person

21st October 2018, 12:59 AM	#439256 / #999
nostrum too boring to be considered weird	gov't not dead yet __________________ I thought I was in a bad mood but it's been a few years so I think this is who I am now

21st October 2018, 01:22 AM	#439257 / #1000
Timewave Senior Member Read my posts with the following stupid accent: IN MY HEAD (MOSTLY)	__________________ this ol' world keeps spinning round, it's a wonder tall trees ain't laying down, comes a time.

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