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Old 19th June 2016, 08:26 PM   #331705  /  #626
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I remember years and years ago a bear somehow ended up in Saaremaa (largest island in Estonia) which is usually bear-free. Probably floated over on an ice floe or took the ice road or something. It found its way to one of the towns where the locals got very excited and ran over to pet it and pose for pictures with the bear. You can tell they used to be vikings, or maybe the town just had a high concentration of batshit insane people. It all made the news but they never did find out what happened to the bear afterwards. They brought in specialists for a bear hunt and everything. I also have the strangest feeling I've posted this story before. Oh well.
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Old 19th June 2016, 08:30 PM   #331706  /  #627
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The bear was probably too shocked to be able to think what to do. I know people who've successfully done similar with full grown moose, walked up and petted it in the woods, like it was a tame horse or something. It's not a good idea at all, but if the animal can't mentally process what's happening, you might be lucky and not trigger a life threatening response.
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Old 19th June 2016, 08:31 PM   #331707  /  #628
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Oh yeah, it probably got woken up from hibernation and was confused but still crazy as fuck.
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Old 19th June 2016, 08:33 PM   #331708  /  #629
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Humans be crazy.
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Old 19th June 2016, 08:34 PM   #331709  /  #630
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Old 19th June 2016, 09:27 PM   #331711  /  #631
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Old 19th June 2016, 09:27 PM   #331712  /  #632
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Old 19th June 2016, 09:36 PM   #331713  /  #633
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Old 19th June 2016, 09:45 PM   #331714  /  #634
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Gawd just fuck already
If you think this constitutes foreplay I can see why you're having difficulties getting laid.
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Old 19th June 2016, 09:46 PM   #331715  /  #635
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Either that or jiffy has a thing for bears.
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Old 19th June 2016, 10:27 PM   #331718  /  #636
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Old 20th June 2016, 03:09 AM   #331779  /  #637
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don't tell TW
Just as long as you don't have a thing for male lesbians.
But I honestly don't condone bestiality, cause I don't think the animal has the power of consent in those circumstances.

Sorry for the big word imp.
Why aren't you allowed to use big words by the way?
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Old 20th June 2016, 03:43 AM   #331785  /  #638
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Why aren't you allowed to use big words by the way?
I think you meant to say:

To what configuration of circumstances should we attribute the cessation of the permissibility of your utilization of voluminous semantic elements in your discourse?
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Old 20th June 2016, 03:56 AM   #331787  /  #639
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Old 20th June 2016, 10:07 AM   #331848  /  #640
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ETA: it all started with mutability, but it was galvanisation that really kicked it off.

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Old 20th June 2016, 11:05 AM   #331856  /  #641
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emmm what is this thread about?
Let's return to Canadian politics. What do you think about housing markets of Toronto and Vancouver? Are they going to explode? To me it doesn't seem like that. The reason is the stable level of demand supported by the solid job market, low interest rates, and foreign investors' activity. According to https://tranio.com/canada,new_zealan...estments_5131/ Canada is the fifth most popular country with Chinese property investors who is interested in purchasing condos for their children near universities. As a result, single-detached homes move further into luxury budget territory leaving first-time buyers with funds enough for a condo.
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Old 20th June 2016, 12:27 PM   #331867  /  #642
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emmm what is this thread about?
Let's return to Canadian politics. What do you think about housing markets of Toronto and Vancouver? Are they going to explode? To me it doesn't seem like that. The reason is the stable level of demand supported by the solid job market, low interest rates, and foreign investors' activity.
Never say never. That situation is very similar to the UK just before the bubble burst and house prices plummeted.
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Old 27th July 2016, 10:37 AM   #337574  /  #643
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look, I'm really not sure about the messaging here
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Old 27th July 2016, 11:05 AM   #337575  /  #644
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Neither am I. But I like that point that Saudi Arabia Sucketh Much.

But without a pipeline to a port, all your oil is belong to US.

More Lumber Please ; )
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Old 27th July 2016, 02:30 PM   #337590  /  #645
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Yeah, buddy's getting some flak for that post.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgar...logy-1.3695390
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Old 27th July 2016, 04:01 PM   #337601  /  #646
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Idk but that ad sold me
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Old 27th July 2016, 04:07 PM   #337604  /  #647
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yeah I could go for Canadian oil to support lesbians.

Well if I drove that is lol.
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Old 13th August 2016, 05:48 PM   #340937  /  #648
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Not politics, but an attack on the very blood of our nation.

For the second time in five years:

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Police in Quebec have another maple syrup heist on their hands.

First, there was the Great Maple Syrup Heist of 2011-2012, in which $18 million worth of the sweet sap went missing.

Then, earlier this week, thieves made off with 20,000 litres of Quebec's sweetest export, worth an estimated $150,000, from a storage facility near Montreal's Trudeau airport in Dorval.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montre...heft-1.3718092
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Old 13th August 2016, 07:39 PM   #340947  /  #649
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Old 14th August 2016, 04:30 AM   #340978  /  #650
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