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Old 20th July 2015, 06:03 AM   #271880  /  #26
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I knew a girl that got fucked up on a teeter totter back in middle school.

Someone got off and her end came crashing down and somehow she smashed her lip on the edge of it and blood everywhere.



Great story, I know. I do tell it at parties.
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Old 20th July 2015, 06:05 AM   #271881  /  #27
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And since we're discussing playground mishaps, one time I was on a swing and slid off, landed relatively safely on the ground, and then the swing came back and cracked me in the head.

It was hilariously unpleasant.
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Old 20th July 2015, 08:47 AM   #271898  /  #28
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Old 20th July 2015, 09:36 AM   #271903  /  #29
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'twasn't jiffy :9_9:
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Old 20th July 2015, 09:45 AM   #271904  /  #30
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Old 21st July 2015, 05:15 AM   #272317  /  #31
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Old 21st July 2015, 05:21 AM   #272320  /  #32
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Old 21st July 2015, 05:30 AM   #272326  /  #33
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Old 21st July 2015, 05:58 AM   #272348  /  #34
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Old 21st July 2015, 06:25 AM   #272357  /  #35
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Old 21st July 2015, 06:27 AM   #272359  /  #36
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Old 21st July 2015, 06:28 AM   #272361  /  #37
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Old 21st July 2015, 02:11 PM   #272425  /  #38
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teeter totter
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Old 21st July 2015, 02:26 PM   #272427  /  #39
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what are those things called in the old country?
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Old 21st July 2015, 02:34 PM   #272430  /  #40
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it's called a see saw and you sing this when you're on it:

See Saw Margery Daw,
Johnny shall have a new master
He shall earn but a penny a day
Because he can't work any faster
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Old 21st July 2015, 02:37 PM   #272432  /  #41
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teeter totter = frankly silly name that causes stories like jiffy's

ETA Johnny is a lazy shit
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Old 21st July 2015, 02:39 PM   #272434  /  #42
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We called them seesaws, and even sang that Margery Daw rhyme. I dunno about the young kids now, or if they're even allowed to have them because dangerous.
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Old 21st July 2015, 02:52 PM   #272440  /  #43
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When I was a kid, they were seesaws to me (that was the word that I picked up from my parents and my older brothers) but all my classmates called them teeter-totters.

Never heard of Margery Daw, though.
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Old 21st July 2015, 02:54 PM   #272441  /  #44
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ETA Johnny is a lazy shit
no, the "master" is an exploitative shit whose expectations of Johnny are completely unrealistic
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Old 21st July 2015, 03:13 PM   #272458  /  #45
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Serves Johnny right for surrendering his union rights and imagining himself a temporarily embarrassed millionaire.

Actually it occurs to me that this rhyme is a satire on political upheaval.

So, (Saint) Margery Daw was a character/story in a Cornish folk tale.
And she was a bit of a sloven according to this variation of the rhyme:
See-saw, Margery Daw,
Sold her bed and lay on the straw;
Sold her bed and lay upon hay
And pisky came and carried her away.
For wasn't she a dirty slut
To sell her bed and lie in the dirt?

Note that slut meant untidy person (so that UKIP guy was actually right when he used the word for people who don't clean behind the fridge).

Bit more historical info here.
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Old 21st July 2015, 08:41 PM   #272576  /  #46
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it's called a see saw and you sing this when you're on it:

See Saw Margery Daw,
Johnny shall have a new master
He shall earn but a penny a day
Because he can't work any faster
Did Tom Bombadil teach that one?
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Old 22nd July 2015, 06:32 AM   #272800  /  #47
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I sang that!

they were called see saws in the parts of the south where I lived as a kid.
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Old 22nd July 2015, 06:50 AM   #272802  /  #48
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Old 22nd July 2015, 03:17 PM   #272972  /  #49
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Old 22nd July 2015, 10:34 PM   #273056  /  #50
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