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Old 29th January 2015, 11:48 PM   #214238  /  #1
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Dumb British politics thread

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/poli...date-says.html

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We could likely remove six million cars from the roads if benefits claimants were not driving. Why do they have the privilege to spend the tax payers' hard earned money on a car, when those in work are struggling to keep their own car on the road? These people really could catch a bus.
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Old 29th January 2015, 11:54 PM   #214239  /  #2
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Ukip has been forced to axe one of its shortlisted candidates to stand in May's general election after he shared online a post which described mixed-race couples as 'a plague'.

Mark Walker, 46, hoped to stand for the party in Bromsgrove, south of Birmingham.

A second social media message claimed that the Israeli secret service organisation Mossad was responsible for the Charlie Hebdo massacre in Paris.
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Old 30th January 2015, 01:09 AM   #214247  /  #3
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What great phrasing.
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Old 30th January 2015, 01:45 AM   #214252  /  #4
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ha ha lookit what one of our fuckwit politicians actually claimed:

poor people don't have cars

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"Now, I'll give you one example: The change to fuel excise, the people that actually pay the most are higher income people, with an increase in fuel excise and yet, the Labor Party and the Greens are opposing it," he said.

"They say you've got to have wealthier people or middle-income people pay more. Well, change to the fuel excise does exactly that. The poorest people either don't have cars or actually don't drive very far in many cases. But, they are opposing what is meant to be, according to the Treasury, a progressive tax."
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Old 30th January 2015, 02:08 AM   #214255  /  #5
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I'm poor and I can't drive
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Old 30th January 2015, 03:24 AM   #214260  /  #6
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can you drive but can't afford a car? if so, stop bitching, you don't have to pay this progressive tax
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Old 30th January 2015, 03:28 AM   #214261  /  #7
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No, I just can't drive. My poorness affects my capacity for understanding how to work a car. That's what The Honourable Joseph Hockey, MP meant .
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Old 30th January 2015, 04:04 AM   #214268  /  #8
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well the upside is that you can't afford a beer AND a visit to the doctor, so you don't have to see a doctor again
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Old 30th January 2015, 04:50 AM   #214280  /  #9
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lol @ british, the poor dont need cars, it keeps the confined
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Old 30th January 2015, 08:03 AM   #214312  /  #10
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We could likely remove six million cars from the roads if benefits claimants were not driving. Why do they have the privilege to spend the tax payers' hard earned money on a car, when those in work are struggling to keep their own car on the road? These people really could catch a bus.
Yeah but that was said by your political lunatic fringe. How about what was said by our actual Treasurer?*


* equivalent to UK Chancellor of the Exchequer or US Treasury Secretary
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Old 30th January 2015, 08:31 AM   #214318  /  #11
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Old 31st January 2015, 12:54 AM   #214548  /  #12
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I swear to holy Jah I am not making this up but do you remember regretting clicking on the spoilered pic of that ukip guy, not the one that hates poor people the one that isn't keen on mixed race couples and thinks mossad did those unfunny frog cartoonists in

well guess what he decided to do next...join a new forum i reckon
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Old 31st January 2015, 01:12 AM   #214550  /  #13
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OMG that's... Icke level conspiracy fodder.
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Old 31st January 2015, 01:34 AM   #214554  /  #14
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Old 31st January 2015, 01:35 AM   #214555  /  #15
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I see that. Defensive prat, isn't he.
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Old 31st January 2015, 01:57 AM   #214559  /  #16
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where's that tl;dr smiley jiffy?
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Old 31st January 2015, 02:03 AM   #214564  /  #17
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MAYBE IT'S UP ONE OF YOUR BUTTHURT SPREADSHEETS
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Old 31st January 2015, 02:14 AM   #214572  /  #18
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too late I found it

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Old 31st January 2015, 05:13 PM   #214810  /  #19
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I swear to holy Jah I am not making this up but do you remember regretting clicking on the spoilered pic of that ukip guy, not the one that hates poor people the one that isn't keen on mixed race couples and thinks mossad did those unfunny frog cartoonists in

well guess what he decided to do next...join a new forum i reckon
Lol that is just perfect.

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Old 1st February 2015, 06:15 AM   #214945  /  #20
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Old 23rd May 2015, 03:32 AM   #245057  /  #21
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can we rename this the "Dumb British politics thread" so I can post this here http://www.theguardian.com/business/...fallout-brexit

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Bank of England officials are secretly researching the financial shocks that could hit Britain if there is a vote to leave the European Union in the forthcoming referendum.

The Bank blew its cover on Friday when it accidentally emailed details of the project – including how the bank intended to fend off any inquiries about its work – direct to the Guardian.

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The email, from Cunliffe’s private secretary to four senior executives, was written on 21 May and forwarded by mistake to a Guardian editor by the Bank’s head of press, Jeremy Harrison.
soon to be former head of press one assumes
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Old 23rd May 2015, 05:41 AM   #245130  /  #22
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With those cool red double decker buses who would want to drive? Here they just have the "lite" rail to nowhere. If they dressed it up like a fun choo choo train people would ride it just for fun.


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Old 23rd May 2015, 09:18 AM   #245229  /  #23
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guys I miss Req.
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Old 23rd May 2015, 01:13 PM   #245273  /  #24
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Are they like mudkipz?
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Old 24th May 2015, 06:50 PM   #245638  /  #25
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False advertising: this thread is not really fun.
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