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Old 10th June 2018, 05:36 PM   #432409  /  #776
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Like a home economics camp where the learn to make brownies? You gotta get her her own bake thingie now.
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Old 11th June 2018, 04:50 AM   #432441  /  #777
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Like a home economics camp where the learn to make brownies? You gotta get her her own bake thingie now.
I thought they had to sit really really still and the Brownies would set up camp for them?
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Old 12th June 2018, 01:00 AM   #432451  /  #778
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Partly cloudy. Clearing this evening. Wind north 20 km/h becoming light this evening. Low plus 5 except plus 2 in low lying inland areas. Patchy frost.
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Old 12th June 2018, 01:10 AM   #432452  /  #779
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I'd make an ex girlfriend joke at this point but it's been so long I think the jokes have thawed.
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Old 17th June 2018, 04:06 PM   #432737  /  #780
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TG and Nixie and I went swimming in the nearest lake this morning.

When I checked the temperature, earlier in the morning, it was 14 C, and I suggested that we wait for the day to warm up a bit. So we didn't go until it was up to 18 C.

Dunno what the water temperature was, but it felt very cold. (This is normal. Many people here would say that as a general rule, one shouldn't bother even trying until July.)

Nixie was the bravest. She got right into it. She was also the first one out. (Probably good that she didn't stay in long. Hypothermia is a real thing.)
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Old 17th June 2018, 11:39 PM   #432759  /  #781
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18C needs drysuit, minimum
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Old 18th June 2018, 02:16 AM   #432776  /  #782
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That's when we go 'woohoo! ocean swimming!!!'
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Old 18th June 2018, 02:56 AM   #432780  /  #783
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18C needs drysuit, minimum
Hey, if you had been through what we went through for the last 7 months, you'd think 18 C was toasty warm too.

But yeah, to be fair, it did take me several hours after drying off before I stopped feeling chilled.

There was a small scene involving one of my hands on Mrs D's belly: "Are my hands cold?" *SHRIEK*


eta: I spoke with someone who said that the water temperature in that lake had been measured at 13 C a week ago, and since there were several not-sunny days in between, it probably wasn't much warmer than that.
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Old 18th June 2018, 08:33 AM   #432789  /  #784
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Old 18th June 2018, 09:59 AM   #432793  /  #785
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Do you not have a flag system in Canada?
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Old 18th June 2018, 01:20 PM   #432799  /  #786
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Do you not have a flag system in Canada?
Maybe not? I have no idea what you mean by a "flag system" in this context.
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Old 18th June 2018, 01:32 PM   #432800  /  #787
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Flags to inform would-be swimmers on the water temperature?

Red - you'll die
Yellow - your bits will fall off but you might survive
Green - still too bloody cold maybe try a different country
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Old 18th June 2018, 02:34 PM   #432801  /  #788
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Are you suggesting Canadians never bathe?
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Old 18th June 2018, 02:36 PM   #432802  /  #789
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Flags to inform would-be swimmers on the water temperature?

Red - you'll die
Yellow - your bits will fall off but you might survive
Green - still too bloody cold maybe try a different country
Never heard of such a thing.

But there's always the old-fashioned method of putting your hand in the water in order to feel whether it's too cold or not. If your hand actually hurts from the cold, then don't go in. Otherwise, you can probably go in for a little while. (Then go home for some hot tea.)
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Old 18th June 2018, 02:44 PM   #432804  /  #790
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No, no. At the ocean you stand up to your ankles at the edge of the water. If your ankles hurt, it's safe up to your knees. If they merely feel cold, it's swimmin' weather.

Imp, it's considered insulting to inform Canadians how cold the water is - would be like saying they lacked the courage to get in.
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Old 18th June 2018, 05:19 PM   #432821  /  #791
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We have a swim between the flags system but it's meant to keep the foreigners conveniently grouped for the sharks (they're endangered you know)
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Old 18th June 2018, 06:07 PM   #432826  /  #792
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Flags to inform would-be swimmers on the water temperature?

Red - you'll die
Yellow - your bits will fall off but you might survive
Green - still too bloody cold maybe try a different country
Never heard of such a thing.

But there's always the old-fashioned method of putting your hand in the water in order to feel whether it's too cold or not. If your hand actually hurts from the cold, then don't go in. Otherwise, you can probably go in for a little while. (Then go home for some hot tea.)
Oh we're advised against testing the water. Just run straight in and force your body to get used to it.
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Old 18th June 2018, 08:11 PM   #432832  /  #793
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Flags to inform would-be swimmers on the water temperature?

Red - you'll die
Yellow - your bits will fall off but you might survive
Green - still too bloody cold maybe try a different country
Never heard of such a thing.

But there's always the old-fashioned method of putting your hand in the water in order to feel whether it's too cold or not. If your hand actually hurts from the cold, then don't go in. Otherwise, you can probably go in for a little while. (Then go home for some hot tea.)
Oh we're advised against testing the water. Just run straight in and force your body to get used to it.
If it's bad to get information by testing the water with your hand, then presumably it's also bad to get information from a flag. No?
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Old 18th June 2018, 08:30 PM   #432836  /  #794
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I think your logic modules are malfunctioning buddy
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Old 18th June 2018, 08:44 PM   #432837  /  #795
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Flags are better because they're less precise?
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Old 18th June 2018, 11:31 PM   #432848  /  #796
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Flags don't involve touching any water
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Old 18th June 2018, 11:42 PM   #432849  /  #797
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hey Imp, how's the flag thing working out?
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Old 18th June 2018, 11:47 PM   #432850  /  #798
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The flag froze
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Old 19th June 2018, 12:06 AM   #432858  /  #799
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yeah I can't come up with anything wittier than that
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