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Old 29th May 2020, 04:18 PM   #459881  /  #3851
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I grow some cat grass indoors for Homer. He pulls it out by the roots, or just lays in the pot on top of it.


There is one spot in the yard that has a St Augustine variant that is smooth, it has no hairs or ridges, and he prefers that I harvest that, bring it in, wash it, and then hand feed him bits.
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Old 30th May 2020, 06:54 AM   #459894  /  #3852
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Old 30th May 2020, 06:58 AM   #459896  /  #3853
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I was at North Bandiana Army Base yesterday. There were kangaroos everywhere. A mob of 50 or more on the rugby field. No photos because Army Base.
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Old 30th May 2020, 03:52 PM   #459908  /  #3854
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As I drove to work yesterday morning I saw a young fox run across the street.
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Old 30th May 2020, 04:13 PM   #459914  /  #3855
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Raven baby back screeching in his tree.
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Old 1st June 2020, 01:45 AM   #459924  /  #3856
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Re raven baby. I think he's here early. He's much shaggier than I recall other babies and his head pouf is ridiculous. A fledgling prodigy perhaps.
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Old 1st June 2020, 02:01 AM   #459925  /  #3857
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I was out birdwatching, and while missing a shot of some BEAUTIFUL birds, I shot this pretty bit of lichen.

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And my pal shot me. It's weird seeing me so different than I used to be. Tough to accept at times.

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Old 1st June 2020, 02:25 AM   #459927  /  #3858
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Body image is hard to change, regardless of how many mirrors there are. Photos are better.
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Old 1st June 2020, 02:31 AM   #459928  /  #3859
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Body image is hard to change, regardless of how many mirrors there are. Photos are better.
It's a kind effort, but it isn't easy to cram the image in.

Recently, I made some offhand comment about 'fatties'. That's the group I have been in for SO long, it didn't occur to me that it would look like I wasn't one.

Not in the moment, anyway. Of course, shortly after I regretted it, and ruminated on it overmuch since...
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Old 1st June 2020, 02:52 AM   #459929  /  #3860
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Nah, you'd fit the part comfortably on the back of a horse now as a cowboy extra in a spaghetti western. Lean ol' range rider.
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Old 1st June 2020, 03:16 AM   #459930  /  #3861
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Nah, you'd fit the part comfortably on the back of a horse now as a cowboy extra in a spaghetti western. Lean ol' range rider.
I have been 'yee-hawed' a few times, while running in my cowboy hat.

Most recently, though, someone shouted 'QUEER' out of a truck window at me.

Shouted it most bravely, out of the passenger seat, while driving away. If the poor kitten meant it as an insult though, he would have to have more wind.

If someone were to run up behind me, shout such insults, then run PAST me, I might be insulted. As it is, I couldn't even tell if the little fellow was able to run.
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Old 1st June 2020, 03:57 AM   #459931  /  #3862
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Lol you were catcalled.
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Old 1st June 2020, 05:35 AM   #459932  /  #3863
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Lol you were catcalled.
If it weren't for the 'Rona, I'd a give him a hug.

I mean, if he meant it in a friendly way, it would be a friendly gesture, no?
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Old 1st June 2020, 07:48 PM   #459935  /  #3864
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I've shamed catcallers when I felt safe enough. What goes through a bunch of middle aged guys heads to yell sexually explicit crap at a woman walking g a flock of five year olds from daycare to school?

When I walked back alone I stopped and asked them, asked them if they thought it was okay if it was their kids, their wife, their sister. No answers, just a lot of mumbling.
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Old 1st June 2020, 08:07 PM   #459936  /  #3865
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I've shamed catcallers when I felt safe enough. What goes through a bunch of middle aged guys heads to yell sexually explicit crap at a woman walking g a flock of five year olds from daycare to school?

When I walked back alone I stopped and asked them, asked them if they thought it was okay if it was their kids, their wife, their sister. No answers, just a lot of mumbling.
I don't know what I would do, if they weren't driving away. Probably gone to ask the guy if he wanted to come for a run...or if he was looking for a date.
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Old 3rd June 2020, 07:48 AM   #459969  /  #3866
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I've shamed catcallers when I felt safe enough. What goes through a bunch of middle aged guys heads to yell sexually explicit crap at a woman walking g a flock of five year olds from daycare to school?

When I walked back alone I stopped and asked them, asked them if they thought it was okay if it was their kids, their wife, their sister. No answers, just a lot of mumbling.
good for you, b.


Call them out. They're just being fools, and have confidence in numbers.
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Old 3rd June 2020, 11:40 AM   #459975  /  #3867
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I've shamed catcallers when I felt safe enough. What goes through a bunch of middle aged guys heads to yell sexually explicit crap at a woman walking g a flock of five year olds from daycare to school?

When I walked back alone I stopped and asked them, asked them if they thought it was okay if it was their kids, their wife, their sister. No answers, just a lot of mumbling.



I have also shamed the middle aged guys: "Would you say that stuff if that was your daughter? Well, it's someone's daughter, Have some respect!"
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Old 18th June 2020, 11:34 AM   #460228  /  #3868
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It finally warmed up here (though we had a frost warning a couple nights ago). Everything is nice and green and there are flowers anywhere you might look. Can finally leave windows open all night.

Mr.b. bought me an excess of tomato plants, so I've stuck them here and there in the flower beds.

I'm noticing a dearth of insects though. Hardly any blackflies this year - I certainly don't miss them but the food chain undoubtedly does. Very few moths yet. I'm hoping they are just delayed in this area because of the cold spring we've had. However, there's been lots of Azures (small blue butterflies) flitting around.
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Old 30th June 2020, 06:12 AM   #460419  /  #3869
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Zeluvia, you'd be happy -- so, I let a bunch of 'weeds' stay on the front lawn - I'm not sure which type they are. I got rid of the dandelions, by pulling them out with a removal tool. But there are clovers, there is one that has tiny little yellow flowers, and there's some that look like the leaves of a strawberry patch. In between all these weeds, grass is growing very well. I ended up buying a 3-mixture soil that contains top soil, compost and something else, and had previously spread it on the lawn.

The reason why you'd be happy, is because now my lawn is completely lush and green, while the neighbour's lawns are half dried out and dead.


We just recently had a ban on using sprinklers, so nobody has been able to water their lawn - hence all the yellow grass on everyone's lawn. Mine is the only lush one, and actually green! (haha)


I like the look of it. I meant to take a picture. Maybe tomorrow.


eta- I don't know if keeping some of the weeds has helped to contain moisture, or if it's the compost soil that I poured on it.
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Old 30th June 2020, 06:14 AM   #460420  /  #3870
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Old 1st July 2020, 06:10 AM   #460443  /  #3871
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Flying dragons provided escort tonight, saving our party from flying bloodsuckers and other hazards less obvious.
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Found what might be the best rosebush.
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This is from the most contaminated site in Canada. Nice house, if it weren't for all the contaminations (arsenic trioxide is the big one)
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Some helpless little strawberry plant. Wild and free, but remember the 'contaminated' sign...
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Last shot of one of the dragon guard, inspecting fortifications.
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Old 2nd July 2020, 12:03 AM   #460457  /  #3872
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Speaking of dragonflies:

TG and I were out swimming this evening in our muddy little neighbourhood lake.

A dragonfly flew by, holding something long and green and worm-like.

Given the speed, I couldn't get a really good look at what it was holding. It did not look like vegetation. I was thinking "worm" except for the green colour. Caterpillar, maybe? Except that I've never seen one that long. Nearly as long as the dragonfly that was carrying it.

Mostly I'm happy with having dragonflies around, because they flit around and eat the skeeters. And skeeters are just plain evil. But this one looked like it was going to stuff itself full of grub and not have enough tummy room to do its skeeter-eating job.

"A bit gluttonous, perhaps, but I have to admire the hustle," said TG.
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Old 2nd July 2020, 12:17 AM   #460458  /  #3873
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Try Luna moth Caterpillar. A d other big moths have large caterpillars.
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Mostly I'm happy with having dragonflies around, because they flit around and eat the skeeters. And skeeters are just plain evil. But this one looked like it was going to stuff itself full of grub and not have enough tummy room to do its skeeter-eating job.

"A bit gluttonous, perhaps, but I have to admire the hustle," said TG.
Some years ago, driving through northern Alberta, I jumped out to have a smoke. The bugs were maddening, but I persisted. Randomly, I focused my vision on a mosquito in front of me. In that instant, a dragonfly hit it. I say hit it, because the impact was so great, I nearly felt it.

It was quite satisfying to watch that little fucker get ended. I still think about it with satisfaction years later.
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Old 2nd July 2020, 01:07 AM   #460460  /  #3875
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Try Luna moth Caterpillar. A d other big moths have large caterpillars.
That could have been it!
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