Retirement:

Catavenger · 9th February 2018, 03:20 AM

Who here can drive a boat?

http://www.eliteboatsales.net/listboats.php?cat=1

Buy Boat

And Island

https://www.islands.com/private-isla...r-500K#page-11

Move!

Majiffy · 9th February 2018, 03:35 AM

I'll be lucky if I can buy a full tank of gas on any given day.

Catavenger · 9th February 2018, 03:51 AM

With the way realty is going in Phoenix I might get enough to at least put a down payment on it. But I need someone who can drive a boat!

Zeluvia · 9th February 2018, 04:36 AM

Houseboats are easy to drive. Because you really can't take them anywhere.

Catavenger · 9th February 2018, 04:38 AM

https://panama.craigslist.org/boa/d/...?lang=en&cc=us

Going to need one of those. Make salt water into fresh water.

Catavenger · 9th February 2018, 05:33 AM

http://www.groundcontrol.com/Satelli..._Equipment.htm

And Internet!

Anyone know how to get catfood by helicopter?

Majiffy · 9th February 2018, 06:06 AM

You can probably have those Amazon drones deliver it

And I was actually just thinking "hey I could totally live on a houseboat" earlier today.

MSG · 9th February 2018, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by MSG

My wife and I have seriously discussed one of these as a retirement option http://www.moamaonmurray.com.au/houseboat

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Originally Posted by MSG

compromise

Zeluvia · 9th February 2018, 02:53 PM

are those houseboat boys? are they like pool boys? I can see how you convinced your wife.

borealis · 9th February 2018, 05:22 PM

We've talked about a retirement houseboat. But we just want it to putter around places like the Bras d'Or Lakes all summer, anchoring a day or two in little coves and river mouths, around the islands, having friends aboard to party with when we felt like it.

https://www.bing.com/maps?&ty=18&q=B...82516&v=2&sV=1

Catavenger · 9th February 2018, 06:39 PM

Well lot's of people retire in Phoenix AZ guess i could do that . . .

Imp · 9th February 2018, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by borealis

We've talked about a retirement houseboat. But we just want it to putter around places like the Bras d'Or Lakes all summer, anchoring a day or two in little coves and river mouths, around the islands, having friends aboard to party with when we felt like it.

And what will you do for the 11 months that everything's frozen over?

OmicronPersei8 · 9th February 2018, 07:05 PM

11.5

borealis · 9th February 2018, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Imp

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Originally Posted by borealis

We've talked about a retirement houseboat. But we just want it to putter around places like the Bras d'Or Lakes all summer, anchoring a day or two in little coves and river mouths, around the islands, having friends aboard to party with when we felt like it.

And what will you do for the 11 months that everything's frozen over?

Snowmobiles and liquor-filled camps in the woods, wth else?

Majiffy · 9th February 2018, 11:15 PM

Hopefully not liquored snowmobiling through

borealis · 10th February 2018, 01:57 AM

Brother Daniel · 10th February 2018, 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Imp

the 11 months that everything's frozen over?

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Originally Posted by OmicronPersei8

11.5

slander!

Zeluvia · 10th February 2018, 04:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Catavenger

Well lot's of people retire in Phoenix AZ guess i could do that . . .

No. Just No. Too freaking hot and no water.

Go North...Southern colorado maybe?

Prince Humperdinck · 11th February 2018, 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Zeluvia

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Originally Posted by Catavenger

Well lot's of people retire in Phoenix AZ guess i could do that . . .

No. Just No. Too freaking hot and no water.

Go North...Southern colorado maybe?

I have a friend with a boat at lake (un)Pleasant just north of Phoenix.

There's also Canyon, Apache and Roosevelt to the east. The Apache trail is a pretty cool weekend day trip especially in the spring when the cacti are blooming.

borealis · 11th February 2018, 03:15 AM

Why is it unpleasant? looks pretty interesting and scenic to me.

MondoVman · 11th February 2018, 03:33 AM

o Lake Pleasant (farming water; on the northwest edge of the Phoenix mega-polis)
o Canyon, Apache and Roosevelt (3 lakes of a chain of 5 for drinking water and
home irrigation via canal system; 50+ miles east of Phoenix mega-polis)
- All the above are man-made and hot as Hades during our Hades months.

My daughter and I barely survived (sweated to death) a one night 'camp out'
years ago at Canyon Lake during a Spring Break (prob. in March) due to
a night time temp of 90F.

Prince Humperdinck · 11th February 2018, 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by borealis

Why is it unpleasant? looks pretty interesting and scenic to me.

It's hot as fuck 10 months of the year, and the shoreline is shit. No sandy beaches, just miserable rocky desert until you get in the water.

You have to appreciate the desert to appreciate the fake lake in the middle of the desert.

Majiffy · 12th February 2018, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by borealis

Why is it unpleasant? looks pretty interesting and scenic to me.

The fact that your skin will literally drip off your face is probably a factor, I think.

borealis · 12th February 2018, 03:07 AM

K I get the picture.

spruce · 12th February 2018, 03:38 AM

lizard people however...

9th February 2018, 03:20 AM	#419304 / #1
Catavenger Senior Member Read my posts with the following stupid accent: The Wild West (A.K.A.) Arizona	Retirement: Who here can drive a boat? http://www.eliteboatsales.net/listboats.php?cat=1 Buy Boat And Island https://www.islands.com/private-isla...r-500K#page-11 Move! __________________ Last edited by Catavenger; 9th February 2018 at 03:25 AM.

9th February 2018, 03:35 AM	#419311 / #2
Majiffy I'll have you know I'm popular on many web forums Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Buffalo, NY	I'll be lucky if I can buy a full tank of gas on any given day. __________________ Herpy derpy jerfy! ʘᴥʘ pledged my daily allegiance to Satan and pear-shaped air hockey turntable earth Vivere diu rebellionus! Proud propagator of the "fire for warmth" myth

9th February 2018, 03:51 AM	#419313 / #3
Catavenger Senior Member Read my posts with the following stupid accent: The Wild West (A.K.A.) Arizona	With the way realty is going in Phoenix I might get enough to at least put a down payment on it. But I need someone who can drive a boat! __________________

9th February 2018, 04:36 AM	#419316 / #4
Zeluvia Send Cash or Drugs Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Evil Duckess	Houseboats are easy to drive. Because you really can't take them anywhere. __________________

9th February 2018, 04:38 AM	#419317 / #5
Catavenger Senior Member Read my posts with the following stupid accent: The Wild West (A.K.A.) Arizona	https://panama.craigslist.org/boa/d/...?lang=en&cc=us Going to need one of those. Make salt water into fresh water. __________________

9th February 2018, 05:33 AM	#419319 / #6
Catavenger Senior Member Read my posts with the following stupid accent: The Wild West (A.K.A.) Arizona	http://www.groundcontrol.com/Satelli..._Equipment.htm And Internet! Anyone know how to get catfood by helicopter? __________________

9th February 2018, 06:06 AM	#419323 / #7
Majiffy I'll have you know I'm popular on many web forums Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Buffalo, NY	You can probably have those Amazon drones deliver it And I was actually just thinking "hey I could totally live on a houseboat" earlier today. __________________ Herpy derpy jerfy! ʘᴥʘ pledged my daily allegiance to Satan and pear-shaped air hockey turntable earth Vivere diu rebellionus! Proud propagator of the "fire for warmth" myth

9th February 2018, 02:53 PM	#419331 / #9
Zeluvia Send Cash or Drugs Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Evil Duckess	are those houseboat boys? are they like pool boys? I can see how you convinced your wife. __________________

9th February 2018, 05:22 PM	#419332 / #10
borealis poikilothermic Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Canada	We've talked about a retirement houseboat. But we just want it to putter around places like the Bras d'Or Lakes all summer, anchoring a day or two in little coves and river mouths, around the islands, having friends aboard to party with when we felt like it. https://www.bing.com/maps?&ty=18&q=B...82516&v=2&sV=1 __________________

9th February 2018, 06:39 PM	#419334 / #11
Catavenger Senior Member Read my posts with the following stupid accent: The Wild West (A.K.A.) Arizona	Well lot's of people retire in Phoenix AZ guess i could do that . . . __________________

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9th February 2018, 11:15 PM	#419356 / #15
Majiffy I'll have you know I'm popular on many web forums Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Buffalo, NY	Hopefully not liquored snowmobiling through __________________ Herpy derpy jerfy! ʘᴥʘ pledged my daily allegiance to Satan and pear-shaped air hockey turntable earth Vivere diu rebellionus! Proud propagator of the "fire for warmth" myth

10th February 2018, 01:57 AM	#419394 / #16
borealis poikilothermic Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Canada	__________________

11th February 2018, 03:15 AM	#419433 / #20
borealis poikilothermic Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Canada	Why is it unpleasant? looks pretty interesting and scenic to me. __________________

11th February 2018, 03:33 AM	#419438 / #21
MondoVman Giant Member Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Southwest Atlantica	o Lake Pleasant (farming water; on the northwest edge of the Phoenix mega-polis) o Canyon, Apache and Roosevelt (3 lakes of a chain of 5 for drinking water and home irrigation via canal system; 50+ miles east of Phoenix mega-polis) - All the above are man-made and hot as Hades during our Hades months. My daughter and I barely survived (sweated to death) a one night 'camp out' years ago at Canyon Lake during a Spring Break (prob. in March) due to a night time temp of 90F. __________________ Never see them let you sweat! Online dating is less painful than playing mafia.

12th February 2018, 03:07 AM	#419476 / #24
borealis poikilothermic Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Canada	K I get the picture. __________________

12th February 2018, 03:38 AM	#419480 / #25
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