The Mafia Championship Season 4: You're Invited! - Page 2

spruce · 10th April 2017, 01:19 AM

So when they said, "Everyone who believes in faeries clap your hands", you just tried to stomp on as many faeries as you found clapping?

Imp · 10th April 2017, 01:21 AM

Uh. B?

spruce · 10th April 2017, 01:32 AM

One Jiffy sock travels a constant 55 kilometers per hour on a train from New York to Los Angeles around all the mountains. Another Jiffy sock travels from Tennessee to Los Angeles over mountains on a train at a variable 85 kilometers per hour. Which Jiffy has the best shot at playing in the Season 4 Mafia Championship?

rachmarie · 10th April 2017, 02:57 AM

Of course he has good days

rachmarie · 10th April 2017, 02:58 AM

WTF Spruce MATH

spruce · 10th April 2017, 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rachmarie

WTF Spruce MATH

I didn't make a face.

rachmarie · 10th April 2017, 05:48 AM

but but but MATH

Timewave · 10th April 2017, 07:20 AM

What about Spruce?
Isn't he the one who exhibits all the attributes we want to be represented as MR Mafia?

He has grumpy bad days.
He has hilariously good days.
He's always generous with his slobbered balls,
but rarely licks his balls in public.

All round good dog, good sport and dog gone mafioso!

spruce · 10th April 2017, 12:16 PM

I think last time we managed to send 3 folk, sort of, and now if we work it just right I think everyone can go.

MSG · 10th April 2017, 12:24 PM

we can't even get 10 for a game here; ytf would we send our best & brightest into another T-man ban?

nostrum · 10th April 2017, 12:25 PM

wait we have any best and brightest here?

MSG · 10th April 2017, 12:34 PM

you make a good point

Imp · 10th April 2017, 12:56 PM

Kami volunteered

gib · 10th April 2017, 02:22 PM

if jerome and spruce agree that the site is rigged, then it's rigged

Prince Humperdinck · 10th April 2017, 02:28 PM

I think it was Damian who got banned or suspended from some site for accusing someone of lying in a mafia game.

That was funny shit.

Gonzo · 10th April 2017, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rachmarie

uhh

why are we trying to get me to join yet another forum

And why is Jiffy banned?

He probably called someone a "gay retard."

Gonzo · 10th April 2017, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timewave

What about Spruce?
Isn't he the one who exhibits all the attributes we want to be represented as MR Mafia?

He has grumpy bad days.
He has hilariously good days.
He's always generous with his slobbered balls,
but rarely licks his balls in public.

All round good dog, good sport and dog gone mafioso!

Why would he need to lick his own balls when you're always busy going at them?

Gonzo · 10th April 2017, 03:53 PM

OP8 is the obvious answer to this equation, let's send him.

Gonzo · 10th April 2017, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gib

if jerome and spruce agree that the site is rigged, then it's rigged

Pff they say the same shit about my games.

Wait a beat...

Gonzo · 10th April 2017, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borealis

You can do it, 'rach'!

It's "rach'e'".

Gonzo · 10th April 2017, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magicziggy

Veto

Sent from my HTC_0P6B using Tapatalk

Look at MZ showing up to a thread. We're not nominating you, m8. You were best player 2012-2015 and then you absorbed charlou and stopped giving a shit.

Gonzo · 10th April 2017, 04:06 PM

Adenosine has a better chance than most of us.

Imp · 10th April 2017, 04:06 PM

No it's really not. She has expressed discomfort at having her name maligned in such a way enough times. Persisting in doing so is pure shitbaggery.

Aren't you supposed to be above such things?

Imp · 10th April 2017, 04:08 PM

My god a double ninja. Should I come back later?

Gonzo · 10th April 2017, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imp

No it's really not. She has expressed discomfort at having her name maligned in such a way enough times. Persisting in doing so is pure shitbaggery.

Aren't you supposed to be above such things?

You must be new here.

10th April 2017, 01:19 AM	#393075 / #26
spruce redolent needling balm Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Appalachia, CSA	So when they said, "Everyone who believes in faeries clap your hands", you just tried to stomp on as many faeries as you found clapping? __________________ :spruce: "She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside 'er." - MSG (of diva) *** ^ * ^ * ^ * ^ * ^ *** I smell the STANK OF DEF!

10th April 2017, 01:21 AM	#393076 / #27
Imp Inanimate bowl of pasta Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Waddle waddle	Uh. B? __________________ Basically a dead sunflower

10th April 2017, 01:32 AM	#393079 / #28
spruce redolent needling balm Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Appalachia, CSA	One Jiffy sock travels a constant 55 kilometers per hour on a train from New York to Los Angeles around all the mountains. Another Jiffy sock travels from Tennessee to Los Angeles over mountains on a train at a variable 85 kilometers per hour. Which Jiffy has the best shot at playing in the Season 4 Mafia Championship? __________________ :spruce: "She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside 'er." - MSG (of diva) *** ^ * ^ * ^ * ^ * ^ *** I smell the STANK OF DEF!

10th April 2017, 02:57 AM	#393095 / #29
rachmarie Equi-Feminist Extraordinaire Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Buffalo, NY	Of course he has good days __________________ The not so new kid on the block, still on the chopping block lol. Is not a Jiffy alt sock

10th April 2017, 02:58 AM	#393097 / #30
rachmarie Equi-Feminist Extraordinaire Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Buffalo, NY	WTF Spruce MATH __________________ The not so new kid on the block, still on the chopping block lol. Is not a Jiffy alt sock

10th April 2017, 05:48 AM	#393124 / #32
rachmarie Equi-Feminist Extraordinaire Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Buffalo, NY	but but but MATH __________________ The not so new kid on the block, still on the chopping block lol. Is not a Jiffy alt sock

10th April 2017, 07:20 AM	#393129 / #33
Timewave Senior Member Read my posts with the following stupid accent: IN MY HEAD (MOSTLY)	What about Spruce? Isn't he the one who exhibits all the attributes we want to be represented as MR Mafia? He has grumpy bad days. He has hilariously good days. He's always generous with his slobbered balls, but rarely licks his balls in public. All round good dog, good sport and dog gone mafioso! __________________ this ol' world keeps spinning round, it's a wonder tall trees ain't laying down, comes a time.

10th April 2017, 12:16 PM	#393138 / #34
spruce redolent needling balm Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Appalachia, CSA	I think last time we managed to send 3 folk, sort of, and now if we work it just right I think everyone can go. __________________ :spruce: "She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside 'er." - MSG (of diva) *** ^ * ^ * ^ * ^ * ^ *** I smell the STANK OF DEF!

10th April 2017, 12:24 PM	#393139 / #35
MSG Ol' Zipperlaig Read my posts with the following stupid accent: N?yfb	we can't even get 10 for a game here; ytf would we send our best & brightest into another T-man ban? __________________ Over 19,000 more posts than Prince Humperdinck

10th April 2017, 12:25 PM	#393140 / #36
nostrum I do stuff	wait we have any best and brightest here? __________________ I thought I was in a bad mood but it's been a few years so I think this is who I am now

10th April 2017, 12:34 PM	#393141 / #37
MSG Ol' Zipperlaig Read my posts with the following stupid accent: N?yfb	you make a good point __________________ Over 19,000 more posts than Prince Humperdinck

10th April 2017, 12:56 PM	#393142 / #38
Imp Inanimate bowl of pasta Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Waddle waddle	Kami volunteered __________________ Basically a dead sunflower

10th April 2017, 02:22 PM	#393155 / #39
gib concerned third party Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Jilted John	if jerome and spruce agree that the site is rigged, then it's rigged __________________ communicating my inner something since 2017

10th April 2017, 02:28 PM	#393160 / #40
Prince Humperdinck Join Date: Aug 2015 Read my posts with the following stupid accent: 'Murica	I think it was Damian who got banned or suspended from some site for accusing someone of lying in a mafia game. That was funny shit. __________________ Over 4,300 posts

10th April 2017, 03:53 PM	#393175 / #43
Gonzo Some may never live, but the crazy never die. Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Savage American English	OP8 is the obvious answer to this equation, let's send him. __________________ Safety. Obscurity. Just another freak, in the freak kingdom... "The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over." (just log into whatever, who cares)

10th April 2017, 04:06 PM	#393179 / #47
Gonzo Some may never live, but the crazy never die. Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Savage American English	Adenosine has a better chance than most of us. __________________ Safety. Obscurity. Just another freak, in the freak kingdom... "The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over." (just log into whatever, who cares)

10th April 2017, 04:06 PM	#393180 / #48
Imp Inanimate bowl of pasta Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Waddle waddle	No it's really not. She has expressed discomfort at having her name maligned in such a way enough times. Persisting in doing so is pure shitbaggery. Aren't you supposed to be above such things? __________________ Basically a dead sunflower

10th April 2017, 04:08 PM	#393182 / #49
Imp Inanimate bowl of pasta Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Waddle waddle	My god a double ninja. Should I come back later? __________________ Basically a dead sunflower

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