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Old 25th May 2015, 02:58 PM   #245992  /  #51
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Just yours yeah?

No?

Oh, Iran too? You're in good company then.

Are Swedes Lutheran? I thought they were more enlightened than that.

I'd throw in the Vatican too.
26 bishops in the house of lords, presumably for reasons of tradition
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Old 25th May 2015, 03:55 PM   #246024  /  #52
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Keeps them away from the children I guess
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Old 25th May 2015, 11:13 PM   #246152  /  #53
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i really thought the new thread title would tempt req back, what other thread ideas do we have?
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Old 26th May 2015, 12:19 AM   #246178  /  #54
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Old 26th May 2015, 12:19 AM   #246179  /  #55
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Old 26th May 2015, 12:36 AM   #246194  /  #56
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psychotherapy

I'll go first
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Old 26th May 2015, 12:57 AM   #246200  /  #57
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Old 26th May 2015, 02:02 AM   #246238  /  #58
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Throw in Ireland's ambivalence about Roman Catholicism.
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Old 26th May 2015, 02:03 AM   #246239  /  #59
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not that there's anything wrong with that..
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Old 1st July 2015, 04:54 PM   #263648  /  #60
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-33346989

This week, changing the definition of child poverty because too many children are classed as being in poverty.
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Old 1st July 2015, 05:36 PM   #263660  /  #61
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Workhouses for children, so they can earn a living. Lazy little gits need to get jobs.

Not like you haven't done it before successfully!
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Old 1st July 2015, 11:49 PM   #263754  /  #62
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i have a story

on saturday afternoon i bumped into two old friends, like back in the day old. They were going to a bbq to celebrate another friend's birthday or something. We decided to go for an hour or so and it was brilliant, at one point i completely lost of of our childen and i was going round the house interrogating other kids, no i haven't seen a girl with orange hair they would say. Then there's these 2 lads in orange vests who kept featuring in my enquiries, one helpfully suggested that he may have sighted my kid downstairs. I'd already searched there but at this juncture ringing the police was looking like a better option than finding mrs gib in the garden and admitting my bad daddery.

and just like in mafia it turns out that freaking out doesn't force your suspects to tell the truth, if anything it amused the many suspects children present. In the end i heard our bloody kid laughing behind a bed and it turned out i was up against a scum team of at least 6 including the orange vest guys who you will note i listed very early on

anyway the point of my story got a bit lost there, this started as a post where when we got there the guy i've known for years, the moment we started chatting he mentioned that another old friend was there, just a few feet away. And that this old friend had actually admitted that he, and i'll put this in hide tags because it's so disgusting, that he had actually...

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Old 1st July 2015, 11:58 PM   #263755  /  #63
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Awesome story. Can't believe those kids. Back in the day we were happy with a game of thunder and lightning (knock door run) for our subversion of adult passivity.

eta: as for voting conservative, wow. I admit I did take longer than usual to stick my cross on the paper this time, but in the end I couldn't vote for old shiny face and the Etonian mafia.

eta2: and also, so what you are saying is you old mate wot you ain't seen for ages is now offically an utter cahhhnt.
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Old 2nd July 2015, 12:04 AM   #263756  /  #64
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Awesome story. Can't believe those kids.
Even her 3 year old sister was in on it!
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survey of local names needed people! it was always called 'Knock down ginger' round here

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eta: as for voting conservative, wow. I admit I did take longer than usual to stick my cross on the paper this time, but in the end I couldn't vote for old shiny face and the Etonian mafia.
maybe it's not lizards but fairly realistic androids made by the lizards
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Old 2nd July 2015, 12:06 AM   #263759  /  #65
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Old 2nd July 2015, 12:14 AM   #263763  /  #66
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Awesome story. Can't believe those kids.
Even her 3 year old sister was in on it!
Maaan. They definitely deserve another spell in the cupboard. Obviously haven't learned their lesson.

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Back in the day we were happy with a game of thunder and lightning (knock door run) for our subversion of adult passivity.
survey of local names needed people! it was always called 'Knock down ginger' round here
I thought that was a Scottish thing. I know it, but was always the kids who moved south (always problem kids for some reason) who called it that.

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maybe it's not lizards but fairly realistic androids made by the lizards
You ever watch PMQs? The man is an utter scoundrel, and a bully to boot. Looks proper like some macho posh-boys put-down club from the 1900s trying their best to find the best line to put the oiks down. Utter wankers.
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Old 2nd July 2015, 01:01 AM   #263785  /  #67
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-33346989

This week, changing the definition of child poverty because too many children are classed as being in poverty.
heh

We in the US have defined permanently unemployed as not unemployed.

It keeps the unemployment rate down to not count people that want to and can work, but have not found a job for a long period of time.


Your chocolate ration has been *increased* to 2g from 3g.
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Old 2nd July 2015, 01:21 AM   #263796  /  #68
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Old 2nd July 2015, 01:30 AM   #263800  /  #69
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Old 2nd July 2015, 01:33 AM   #263802  /  #70
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Old 2nd July 2015, 01:34 AM   #263803  /  #71
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jerome can you get hold of chewing gum and nylons
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Old 2nd July 2015, 01:36 AM   #263806  /  #72
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Old 2nd July 2015, 01:38 AM   #263807  /  #73
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Dude, something like 2.4% of our poor have a Jacuzzi in their home.

It really is ridiculously awesome on this side of the pond.
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Jacuzzi! Where I'm from you'd be lucky to get and fart in the bath, and you'd be happy with it.
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Old 2nd July 2015, 01:47 AM   #263811  /  #75
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so i keep hearing snippets, what is the story with these radical religious leaders calling for the overthrow of British culture, all whilst having their living expenses paid by government

Don't they know they will lose their benefits when they acomplish the task?
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