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Old 27th December 2020, 06:18 PM   #464544  /  #14476
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Every one of these twitter posts is excellent, because they're real life.
Not bad.

I'm milling up more pieces of house. Today, I mean to trace this curve onto another board, then laminate them together I'm hoping 2x stock, doubled, will be strong enough to support a tubby guy leaning on this railing, with a beer in hand.
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And if you want a peek at my regular trail, check this out.

https://i.imgur.com/YBz7xIr.mp4
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Old 2nd January 2021, 08:26 PM   #464570  /  #14477
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Lotion physics is nearly identical to mayonnaise physics except for
the diameter of their containers, plus I assume, one doesn't make
the effort to slice open the plastic of the old container in order to
transfer / spoon out the nearly 4 oz of lotion which the dispensing
"straw" can no longer deliver.

Next: Do you know the secret of Crumb Physics?

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Old 2nd January 2021, 10:16 PM   #464572  /  #14478
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I went next door to sort out a failed furnace. The recently widowed lady there is a bit overwhelmed with taking over the house responsibilities. I don't mind helping.

I sat at one point to read something, then noticed her meal sitting there. I jumped up and encouraged her to finish her meal (she was headed out soon) and she explained that the meal was not hers, but she had put it there for her husband.

She brought him food every day in hospital. When the nurses told her he passed away, she didn't understand. She understands 'died', but their euphemism confused her for a bit. Until a bit later, she noticed he was cold, and she asked for blankets to warm him up.

Life is heartbreaking. I'm so glad he had such a loving, beautiful wife.
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Old 15th January 2021, 11:02 PM   #464987  /  #14479
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Buncha babies! ETA: Shit My Pants Laughing (SMPL)





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Old 15th January 2021, 11:07 PM   #464988  /  #14480
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Buncha babies!





Great find! They finally sound reasonable.
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Old 16th January 2021, 04:20 PM   #465022  /  #14481
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Yay! Found the solution to/for MR.

Not going to attribute it at present. Want to avoid bigoted knee-jerk disparagements
of those MR members who daily claim what a sesspool we and free speech are.

"The relationship between theological fatalism and logical fatalism will be discussed in section 4. In section 5 we will look at the problem of fatalism as a special case of a more general problem in the metaphysics of time that has nothing to do with free will."

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Old 1st June 2021, 01:59 AM   #465268  /  #14482
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Humana, my healthcare insurer, emailed 4 or 5 times over two months notifying me I'd soon be receiving "a test kit". They provided no details about the kit, other than it was "for my health". Ha! Almost failed to recognize "the kit" upon arrival. It came from a 3rd party lab outfit. It was for a free colon cancer screen; just fill out and mail in their screening kit request form, afterwhich they'd mail me their test kit. Huh?

Oh well.
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Old 1st June 2021, 05:57 AM   #465270  /  #14483
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'fill out'

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