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Old 10th July 2018, 01:53 PM   #433932  /  #13076
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tl;dr Severely injured a guy 3 days ago at the gym

Posting here because Daily Celebrations is a hidden thread.

Misjudged that removing 75 lbs (a 45 and a 25 lb plate),
from one end of a 'shorty bar' (a 5 foot long, 25 lb bar)
would allow the bar to flip upward.

Unfortunately the equipment made a 2 inch x 1/2 inch scrape
on the guy's lower leg about 4 inches above his ankle.

Thank God the scrape was not deep enough to bleed;
pretty sure it was almost deep enough.

There are details in my defense, but ...
here's opportunity for haters to weigh in prior.

ETA: Off to the gym. May add those details upon return.
As long as you weren't curling in the squat rack it should be good
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Old 11th July 2018, 06:14 AM   #433958  /  #13077
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Ready, fire, aim

Lol, happened again, loose cap on salsa container.

Second shake of 1-liter salsa container, but the cap was already unscrewed.
(this happens every 2 or 3 years)

Salsa on the floor, on the counter and counter items, on the gym shoes eight feet away.

Amazing how far and wide a cup or so of salsa can travel.
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Old 11th July 2018, 08:27 AM   #433960  /  #13078
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actually I can imagine lol I have done such things in the past Not specifically salsa but other food items I am a bit of a clutz
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Old 11th July 2018, 03:04 PM   #433965  /  #13079
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Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Buffalo, NY
This is why I put the lids of everything on so tight sometimes I have trouble opening them
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Old 11th July 2018, 03:05 PM   #433966  /  #13080
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Although one time I got a growler from a brewery and they didn't tighten the cap enough. Beer all over the back of my truck. I was livid.

Now I check the tightness on all my growlers when I get them filled
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Old 11th July 2018, 03:58 PM   #433968  /  #13081
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I bet you would of marched right back to the brewery but you're ankles cant take that kind of stress
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Old 11th July 2018, 04:16 PM   #433970  /  #13082
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This is why I put the lids of everything on so tight sometimes I have trouble opening them
or better yet, make your own salsa
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Old 11th July 2018, 05:03 PM   #433971  /  #13083
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not just salsa. Anything with a screw top
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Old 11th July 2018, 09:32 PM   #433974  /  #13084
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Salsagate cont'd

2. Discovered four more casualties - contents of the W, Th, F, Sat
compartments of my 7-day pill box - carelessly ran water over the
non-water-proof pill box to wash away splashed salsa yesterday.

1. To clarify, "second shake" meant shaking up the salsa about
two minutes after thoughtlessly doing it to soon the first time.
This falls under the heading of "ways to screw-up making coffee"
whereby one gets a step out of order.
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Old 11th July 2018, 10:47 PM   #433977  /  #13085
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shaking the salsa
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Old 12th July 2018, 12:24 AM   #433979  /  #13086
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Old 12th July 2018, 01:15 AM   #433981  /  #13087
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Grumpy old men.
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Old 12th July 2018, 03:04 PM   #434002  /  #13088
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shaking the salsa
Yep that's going in the book
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Old 13th July 2018, 12:19 AM   #434024  /  #13089
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shaking the salsa
Yep that's going in the book

Save a page for 'Thing americans say about growlers' once you look that one up.
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Old 13th July 2018, 12:26 AM   #434028  /  #13090
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what I wouldn't do for a peek into a few hypothetical MR bullet journals.

Or more likely what I wouldn't do to avoid a peek.
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Old 13th July 2018, 12:44 AM   #434032  /  #13091
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bullet journal

Collectors Edition Box Set

This special boxed set includes an exclusive “Stealth edition” of the official Bullet Journal, printed by Leuchtturm 1917. It features all the details of the original Bullet Journal notebook, with the addition of lux black gilding, lead and end pages, and a gusseted end pocket.
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Old 13th July 2018, 06:05 PM   #434057  /  #13092
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That kind of treatment should be saved for the really important books

I have an edition of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy bound in leather with guilt edged pages...


BTW...



Why in the hell does it seem everyone now needs instructions on how to do the most self evident things?
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Old 13th July 2018, 08:42 PM   #434089  /  #13093
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Yes you should feel guilt about the gilt

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Old 13th July 2018, 09:02 PM   #434090  /  #13094
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Old 13th July 2018, 09:26 PM   #434092  /  #13095
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shhh, shes trying to blend in with the curtains

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Old 13th July 2018, 09:32 PM   #434093  /  #13096
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Better bet than hiding in the White House hedges
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Old 13th July 2018, 09:47 PM   #434096  /  #13097
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In several pics of that dress, that weird wrapped bodice puffs out in odd spots. I bet she spent every bathroom break poking and tugging the fabric into its intended place.

That or alien life forms were sliding around under her skin.
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Old 13th July 2018, 10:05 PM   #434098  /  #13098
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I never thought I would read borealis musing about the first lady tugging at herself in the bathroom.

But somehow, here we are.
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Old 13th July 2018, 10:11 PM   #434099  /  #13099
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I never thought I would read borealis musing about the first lady tugging at herself in the bathroom.

But somehow, here we are.
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Old 13th July 2018, 11:21 PM   #434103  /  #13100
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I never thought I would read borealis musing about the first lady tugging at herself in the bathroom.

But somehow, here we are.
I believe the correct term is "shaking the salsa"
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