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Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Gib's
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#433958 / #13077 |
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Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Southwest Atlantica
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Ready, fire, aim
Lol, happened again, loose cap on salsa container.
Second shake of 1-liter salsa container, but the cap was already unscrewed. (this happens every 2 or 3 years) Salsa on the floor, on the counter and counter items, on the gym shoes eight feet away. Amazing how far and wide a cup or so of salsa can travel.
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#433960 / #13078 |
Equi-Feminist Extraordinaire
Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Buffalo, NY
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actually I can imagine lol I have done such things in the past Not specifically salsa but other food items I am a bit of a clutz
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#433965 / #13079 |
I'll have you know I'm popular on many web forums
Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Buffalo, NY
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This is why I put the lids of everything on so tight sometimes I have trouble opening them
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Herpy derpy jerfy! ![]() ʘᴥʘ pledged my daily allegiance to Satan and pear-shaped air hockey turntable earth Vivere diu rebellionus! Proud propagator of the "fire for warmth" myth |
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#433966 / #13080 |
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Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Buffalo, NY
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Although one time I got a growler from a brewery and they didn't tighten the cap enough. Beer all over the back of my truck. I was livid.
Now I check the tightness on all my growlers when I get them filled
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Herpy derpy jerfy! ![]() ʘᴥʘ pledged my daily allegiance to Satan and pear-shaped air hockey turntable earth Vivere diu rebellionus! Proud propagator of the "fire for warmth" myth |
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#433971 / #13083 |
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Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Buffalo, NY
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Herpy derpy jerfy! ![]() ʘᴥʘ pledged my daily allegiance to Satan and pear-shaped air hockey turntable earth Vivere diu rebellionus! Proud propagator of the "fire for warmth" myth |
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#433974 / #13084 |
Giant Member
Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Southwest Atlantica
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Salsagate cont'd
2. Discovered four more casualties - contents of the W, Th, F, Sat
compartments of my 7-day pill box - carelessly ran water over the non-water-proof pill box to wash away splashed salsa yesterday. 1. To clarify, "second shake" meant shaking up the salsa about two minutes after thoughtlessly doing it to soon the first time. This falls under the heading of "ways to screw-up making coffee" whereby one gets a step out of order.
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#433977 / #13085 |
them days are gone, boy
Read my posts with the following stupid accent: the thin one out of Laurel & Hardy
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shaking the salsa
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#433981 / #13087 |
redolent needling balm
Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Appalachia, CSA
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Grumpy old men.
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#434002 / #13088 |
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Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Buffalo, NY
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Herpy derpy jerfy! ![]() ʘᴥʘ pledged my daily allegiance to Satan and pear-shaped air hockey turntable earth Vivere diu rebellionus! Proud propagator of the "fire for warmth" myth |
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#434024 / #13089 | |
them days are gone, boy
Read my posts with the following stupid accent: the thin one out of Laurel & Hardy
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Save a page for 'Thing americans say about growlers' once you look that one up.
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#434032 / #13091 |
them days are gone, boy
Read my posts with the following stupid accent: the thin one out of Laurel & Hardy
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Collectors Edition Box Set This special boxed set includes an exclusive “Stealth edition” of the official Bullet Journal, printed by Leuchtturm 1917. It features all the details of the original Bullet Journal notebook, with the addition of lux black gilding, lead and end pages, and a gusseted end pocket.
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#434057 / #13092 |
Send Cash or Drugs
Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Evil Duckess
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That kind of treatment should be saved for the really important books
I have an edition of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy bound in leather with guilt edged pages... BTW... Why in the hell does it seem everyone now needs instructions on how to do the most self evident things?
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#434089 / #13093 |
too boring to be considered weird
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Yes you should feel guilt about the gilt
fake edit *paging bro d / msg *
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#434093 / #13096 |
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Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Buffalo, NY
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Better bet than hiding in the White House hedges
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Herpy derpy jerfy! ![]() ʘᴥʘ pledged my daily allegiance to Satan and pear-shaped air hockey turntable earth Vivere diu rebellionus! Proud propagator of the "fire for warmth" myth |
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#434096 / #13097 |
poikilothermic
Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Canada
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In several pics of that dress, that weird wrapped bodice puffs out in odd spots. I bet she spent every bathroom break poking and tugging the fabric into its intended place.
That or alien life forms were sliding around under her skin.
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#434098 / #13098 |
Unregistered member
Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Circum-polar region
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I never thought I would read borealis musing about the first lady tugging at herself in the bathroom.
But somehow, here we are. ![]()
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#434103 / #13100 |
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Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Buffalo, NY
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I believe the correct term is "shaking the salsa"
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Herpy derpy jerfy! ![]() ʘᴥʘ pledged my daily allegiance to Satan and pear-shaped air hockey turntable earth Vivere diu rebellionus! Proud propagator of the "fire for warmth" myth |
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