Random Romps - Page 524

OmicronPersei8 · 10th July 2018, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MondoVman

tl;dr Severely injured a guy 3 days ago at the gym

Posting here because Daily Celebrations is a hidden thread.

Misjudged that removing 75 lbs (a 45 and a 25 lb plate),
from one end of a 'shorty bar' (a 5 foot long, 25 lb bar)
would allow the bar to flip upward.

Unfortunately the equipment made a 2 inch x 1/2 inch scrape
on the guy's lower leg about 4 inches above his ankle.

Thank God the scrape was not deep enough to bleed;
pretty sure it was almost deep enough.

There are details in my defense, but ...
here's opportunity for haters to weigh in prior.

ETA: Off to the gym. May add those details upon return.

As long as you weren't curling in the squat rack it should be good

MondoVman · 11th July 2018, 06:14 AM

Lol, happened again, loose cap on salsa container.

Second shake of 1-liter salsa container, but the cap was already unscrewed.
(this happens every 2 or 3 years)

Salsa on the floor, on the counter and counter items, on the gym shoes eight feet away.

Amazing how far and wide a cup or so of salsa can travel.

rachmarie · 11th July 2018, 08:27 AM

actually I can imagine lol I have done such things in the past Not specifically salsa but other food items I am a bit of a clutz

Majiffy · 11th July 2018, 03:04 PM

This is why I put the lids of everything on so tight sometimes I have trouble opening them

Majiffy · 11th July 2018, 03:05 PM

Although one time I got a growler from a brewery and they didn't tighten the cap enough. Beer all over the back of my truck. I was livid.

Now I check the tightness on all my growlers when I get them filled

OmicronPersei8 · 11th July 2018, 03:58 PM

I bet you would of marched right back to the brewery but you're ankles cant take that kind of stress

ffejrxx · 11th July 2018, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majiffy

This is why I put the lids of everything on so tight sometimes I have trouble opening them

or better yet, make your own salsa

Majiffy · 11th July 2018, 05:03 PM

not just salsa. Anything with a screw top

MondoVman · 11th July 2018, 09:32 PM

2. Discovered four more casualties - contents of the W, Th, F, Sat
compartments of my 7-day pill box - carelessly ran water over the
non-water-proof pill box to wash away splashed salsa yesterday.

1. To clarify, "second shake" meant shaking up the salsa about
two minutes after thoughtlessly doing it to soon the first time.
This falls under the heading of "ways to screw-up making coffee"
whereby one gets a step out of order.

gib · 11th July 2018, 10:47 PM

shaking the salsa

oblivion · 12th July 2018, 12:24 AM

spruce · 12th July 2018, 01:15 AM

Grumpy old men.

Majiffy · 12th July 2018, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gib

shaking the salsa

Yep that's going in the book

gib · 13th July 2018, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majiffy

Quote:

Originally Posted by gib

shaking the salsa

Yep that's going in the book

Save a page for 'Thing americans say about growlers' once you look that one up.

oblivion · 13th July 2018, 12:26 AM

what I wouldn't do for a peek into a few hypothetical MR bullet journals.

Or more likely what I wouldn't do to avoid a peek.

gib · 13th July 2018, 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oblivion

bullet journal

Collectors Edition Box Set

This special boxed set includes an exclusive “Stealth edition” of the official Bullet Journal, printed by Leuchtturm 1917. It features all the details of the original Bullet Journal notebook, with the addition of lux black gilding, lead and end pages, and a gusseted end pocket.

Zeluvia · 13th July 2018, 06:05 PM

That kind of treatment should be saved for the really important books

I have an edition of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy bound in leather with guilt edged pages...

BTW...

Why in the hell does it seem everyone now needs instructions on how to do the most self evident things?

nostrum · 13th July 2018, 08:42 PM

Yes you should feel guilt about the gilt

fake edit *paging bro d / msg *

oblivion · 13th July 2018, 09:02 PM

ffejrxx · 13th July 2018, 09:26 PM

shhh, shes trying to blend in with the curtains

/comey

Majiffy · 13th July 2018, 09:32 PM

Better bet than hiding in the White House hedges

borealis · 13th July 2018, 09:47 PM

In several pics of that dress, that weird wrapped bodice puffs out in odd spots. I bet she spent every bathroom break poking and tugging the fabric into its intended place.

That or alien life forms were sliding around under her skin.

Cunt · 13th July 2018, 10:05 PM

I never thought I would read borealis musing about the first lady tugging at herself in the bathroom.

But somehow, here we are.

borealis · 13th July 2018, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cunt

I never thought I would read borealis musing about the first lady tugging at herself in the bathroom.

But somehow, here we are.

Majiffy · 13th July 2018, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cunt

I never thought I would read borealis musing about the first lady tugging at herself in the bathroom.

But somehow, here we are.

I believe the correct term is "shaking the salsa"

11th July 2018, 06:14 AM	#433958 / #13077
MondoVman Giant Member Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Southwest Atlantica	Ready, fire, aim Lol, happened again, loose cap on salsa container. Second shake of 1-liter salsa container, but the cap was already unscrewed. (this happens every 2 or 3 years) Salsa on the floor, on the counter and counter items, on the gym shoes eight feet away. Amazing how far and wide a cup or so of salsa can travel. __________________ Never see them let you sweat! Online dating is less painful than playing mafia.

11th July 2018, 08:27 AM	#433960 / #13078
rachmarie Equi-Feminist Extraordinaire Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Buffalo, NY	actually I can imagine lol I have done such things in the past Not specifically salsa but other food items I am a bit of a clutz __________________ The not so new kid on the block, still on the chopping block lol. Is not a Jiffy alt sock

11th July 2018, 03:04 PM	#433965 / #13079
Majiffy I'll have you know I'm popular on many web forums Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Buffalo, NY	This is why I put the lids of everything on so tight sometimes I have trouble opening them __________________ Herpy derpy jerfy! ʘᴥʘ pledged my daily allegiance to Satan and pear-shaped air hockey turntable earth Vivere diu rebellionus! Proud propagator of the "fire for warmth" myth

11th July 2018, 03:05 PM	#433966 / #13080
Majiffy I'll have you know I'm popular on many web forums Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Buffalo, NY	Although one time I got a growler from a brewery and they didn't tighten the cap enough. Beer all over the back of my truck. I was livid. Now I check the tightness on all my growlers when I get them filled __________________ Herpy derpy jerfy! ʘᴥʘ pledged my daily allegiance to Satan and pear-shaped air hockey turntable earth Vivere diu rebellionus! Proud propagator of the "fire for warmth" myth

11th July 2018, 03:58 PM	#433968 / #13081
OmicronPersei8 Declared candidate for Best Poster ~~2017~~ of the fuckin decade Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Gib's	I bet you would of marched right back to the brewery but you're ankles cant take that kind of stress __________________ I am Lrrr, ruler of the planet OmicronPersei8. Jerome: My mistake.

11th July 2018, 05:03 PM	#433971 / #13083
Majiffy I'll have you know I'm popular on many web forums Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Buffalo, NY	not just salsa. Anything with a screw top __________________ Herpy derpy jerfy! ʘᴥʘ pledged my daily allegiance to Satan and pear-shaped air hockey turntable earth Vivere diu rebellionus! Proud propagator of the "fire for warmth" myth

11th July 2018, 09:32 PM	#433974 / #13084
MondoVman Giant Member Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Southwest Atlantica	Salsagate cont'd 2. Discovered four more casualties - contents of the W, Th, F, Sat compartments of my 7-day pill box - carelessly ran water over the non-water-proof pill box to wash away splashed salsa yesterday. 1. To clarify, "second shake" meant shaking up the salsa about two minutes after thoughtlessly doing it to soon the first time. This falls under the heading of "ways to screw-up making coffee" whereby one gets a step out of order. __________________ Never see them let you sweat! Online dating is less painful than playing mafia.

11th July 2018, 10:47 PM	#433977 / #13085
gib mild mannered janitor Read my posts with the following stupid accent: the thin one out of Laurel & Hardy	shaking the salsa __________________ communicating my inner something since 2017

12th July 2018, 12:24 AM	#433979 / #13086
oblivion Asylum Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Norton's Empire

12th July 2018, 01:15 AM	#433981 / #13087
spruce redolent needling balm Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Appalachia, CSA	Grumpy old men. __________________ "She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside 'er." - MSG (of diva) *** ^ * ^ * ^ * ^ * ^ *** I smell the STANK OF DEF!

13th July 2018, 12:26 AM	#434028 / #13090
oblivion Asylum Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Norton's Empire	what I wouldn't do for a peek into a few hypothetical MR bullet journals. Or more likely what I wouldn't do to avoid a peek.

13th July 2018, 06:05 PM	#434057 / #13092
Zeluvia Send Cash or Drugs Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Evil Duckess	That kind of treatment should be saved for the really important books I have an edition of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy bound in leather with guilt edged pages... BTW... Why in the hell does it seem everyone now needs instructions on how to do the most self evident things? __________________ Last edited by Zeluvia; 13th July 2018 at 06:09 PM.

13th July 2018, 08:42 PM	#434089 / #13093
nostrum too boring to be considered weird	Yes you should feel guilt about the gilt fake edit paging bro d / msg __________________ I thought I was in a bad mood but it's been a few years so I think this is who I am now

13th July 2018, 09:02 PM	#434090 / #13094
oblivion Asylum Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Norton's Empire

13th July 2018, 09:32 PM	#434093 / #13096
Majiffy I'll have you know I'm popular on many web forums Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Buffalo, NY	Better bet than hiding in the White House hedges __________________ Herpy derpy jerfy! ʘᴥʘ pledged my daily allegiance to Satan and pear-shaped air hockey turntable earth Vivere diu rebellionus! Proud propagator of the "fire for warmth" myth

13th July 2018, 09:47 PM	#434096 / #13097
borealis poikilothermic Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Canada	In several pics of that dress, that weird wrapped bodice puffs out in odd spots. I bet she spent every bathroom break poking and tugging the fabric into its intended place. That or alien life forms were sliding around under her skin. __________________

13th July 2018, 10:05 PM	#434098 / #13098
Cunt Unregistered member Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Circum-polar region	I never thought I would read borealis musing about the first lady tugging at herself in the bathroom. But somehow, here we are. __________________ --------- Shit, Piss, Cock, Cunt, Motherfucker, Cocksucker and Tits. -Lenny Bruce Caution Feminism IS the Patriarchy.

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