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Old 13th July 2018, 02:56 PM   #434050  /  #5601
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Listen these are important things to know particularly if we decide to, say, build a wall around the outer perimeter of the white house.
He was in a helicopter, so I don't think the wall worked.
I hope he learned his lesson then
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Old 13th July 2018, 02:57 PM   #434051  /  #5602
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And being called a russian whore is suppose to offend trump?
Might be a pay cut
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Old 13th July 2018, 03:24 PM   #434052  /  #5603
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Old 13th July 2018, 04:30 PM   #434053  /  #5604
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Yeah we know he's a moron
Imagine how moronic his competition would have to be, to lose to this kind of moronicry?
or how moronic the voters would have to be to choose Trump

he landed in essex today then he went to london in a helicopter and they had to put a wall up in regents park (london) to stop the snowflakes from killing him then he left london and went somewhere safer
You Londoners have more violence than most of the US. He's right to be scared.

Maybe you brits ought to ban weapons or something...
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Old 13th July 2018, 05:54 PM   #434054  /  #5605
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Old 13th July 2018, 06:01 PM   #434055  /  #5606
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Taking notes on how many of you looked the other way when I mentioned naked posting...


You know who you are. Underwear doesn't count, might as well be naked.


Makes me wonder how many of Trump's tweets are done in his underwear...



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Old 13th July 2018, 06:25 PM   #434066  /  #5607
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Taking notes on how many of you looked the other way when I mentioned naked posting...


You know who you are. Underwear doesn't count, might as well be naked.


Makes me wonder how many of Trump's tweets are done in his underwear...



Qanon has been posting clues. Most of you are too thick to understand them, some even convinced that he is a TROLL (the accusation of the idiot)

Let me lead you, since you don't seem to understand politics the way that I do.

On (date redacted) Qanon posted (image redacted) which shows clearly that the tweets are ALWAYS done in his underwear. VERY presideNTial!

In fact, he puts on a new set BEFORE taking off the old set. SUPER dignified.

It does leave one leg-hole a bit bigLY, which is displayed in his walk, as seen in this (video redacted)

As you can see, he crawls in to the LArger leg-hole, head-first. STATEly. He then works it through the existing underpants layer (Trump is brilliant at translational geometry and boasts quietly about his protein folding)

Once the fresh set are fully in place, he removes the old set for a dignified disposal. (link to http://molotok.ru auction redacted)

And pooping, well, he is even more STATEly, dignified and PresideNTial. This is really where all the intellect, brilliance and humility of this glorious orange troll all comes together. The LArger leg-hole allows him to simply pull it aside, like a bargain Проститутка with her g-string.

You guys aren't falling for the 'Qanon is a LARPer' meme, are you?
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Old 13th July 2018, 06:28 PM   #434068  /  #5608
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Old 13th July 2018, 06:37 PM   #434074  /  #5609
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Old 13th July 2018, 11:53 PM   #434105  /  #5610
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Old 15th July 2018, 01:58 AM   #434153  /  #5611
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Freedom of Speech.


You fucking tools dont have it.


Please fly a kite of the Queen's cunt, if you will.
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Old 15th July 2018, 01:59 AM   #434154  /  #5612
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Taking notes on how many of you looked the other way when I mentioned naked posting...

I always post naked...
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Old 15th July 2018, 03:25 AM   #434157  /  #5613
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Pretty well necessary when you're letting your dick do the posting, eh?
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Old 30th July 2018, 04:02 PM   #435081  /  #5614
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Pretty well necessary when you're letting your dick do the posting, eh?
I'm posting near-naked. Nothing but a poorly-tied bathrobe.

Of course, the curtains are closed, and the light is off, but how BRAVE am I!?!?!

Oh, and in a drunken stupor the other night, courtesy of some kind of Cowboy beer and my sweetheart's encouragement, I signed up for a race.

50km of it.

What the fuck was I thinking?
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Old 30th July 2018, 05:13 PM   #435083  /  #5615
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You should have signed up for this instead...


https://runsignup.com/Race/TX/Boerne/BoernePoint5k
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Old 30th July 2018, 05:50 PM   #435085  /  #5616
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You should have signed up for this instead...


https://runsignup.com/Race/TX/Boerne/BoernePoint5k
Looks like all the worst of it for me.

I suffer the event, to enjoy the peace and solitude of the run.

This skips out the run...

But the beer looks good.
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Old 31st July 2018, 05:07 AM   #435106  /  #5617
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Old 31st July 2018, 06:51 PM   #435164  /  #5619
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