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Old 15th August 2014, 09:18 PM   #165111  /  #1
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Mafia Players in Cars Getting Coffee: Episode: Season 2.1: Majiffy

Mafia Players in Cars Getting Coffee: Episode 10 (Season 2.1): Majiffy, a cautionary tale

This is the 2014 Toyota Tundra Limited. It sports a 4x4, 5.7L V8 engine with 6-Speed Automatic Transmission, a Double Cab with Standard Bed, and the TRD High-Performance Brake Kit. It has the Blue Ribbon Metallic exterior with Paint Protection Film, and the Limited leather in Graphite interior. We've also opted for the Skid Resistor Bedliner, Mini Tie-Downs with Hooks, Door Sill Protectors, a First Aid Kit, and 2 center console cup-holders.



Our guest today is none other than Hodor from the wildly acclaims HBO series Game of Thrones. He's perhaps best known for making a boat-load of money season after season for simply showing up and saying... you guessed it... “Hodor”, usually with a slight smile.

spruce: Hey, Hodor? How about some coffee?
Majiffy: Hodor.
spruce: I'll be right over.
Majiffy: Hey, nice ride.
spruce: Thanks, dude, we spared no expense.
Majiffy: I... I thought David Duchovny was going to be here?
spruce: Blue-Peeps Whitey Dragon? He's supposed to join us later. He's a pescetarian, you know.
Majiffy: I don't know, I heard he was single now.
spruce: I'm not sure he's ever been single, if you know what I mean.

(Today we're coffeetriculating at the Taisho Bistro Japanese Izakaya.)

Majiffy: I'll have the Venison Tempura and coffee with a scoop of peanut-butter ice-cream.
spruce: And I'd like a skewer of the chicken and shrimp yakitori with a latte.
spruce: So I understand we have some mafia cryptozoology in common.
Majiffy: I don't usually mafiaise corpses in crypts unless I'm desperate.
spruce: But wasn't one of your favourite roles as a dragon? 'Cause one of my favourite roles was as a dragon. I was a good dragon, btw, and burnt most everyone to a crisp.
Majiffy: Well I would've if they'd let me – those pesky citizens kept messing with my mojo. I got to use a hammer though.
spruce: Like Thor, or more like a roofer?
Majiffy: No, you just grip it in your teeth and squash folk.
spruce: It's not a matter of where one grips it – dragons are suppose to use fire and stuff.
Majiffy: Hammering was pretty nice too. I'm just sayin'.
Majiffy: So is David Duchovny meeting us here?
spruce: No, he's meeting up with us later. How's your venison?
Majiffy: It's terrific.
spruce: You know who else has been a dragon? That charjiffy Targaryen witch – she was a poop dragon, or at least killed with one. Man, those things are rough. borealis was laughing for three days and nights over that one.
spruce: So, what an exciting city you have here – so many choices of what to do. Let's see, we could play a round of Monster Mini-Golf out back, go visit the Markheim Tropical Fish & Pet store, or swing by the Tonawanda Bowling Center?
Majiffy: I know, let's go to the Pro Audio section of the Guitar Center - today's their Group Ukulele Lesson.
spruce: That sounds... fun.

(headed to the Guitar Center)

spruce: Is this truck the bomb or what?
Majiffy: Well, it's nice, but you coulda sprung for the Phantom or Mercedes. I'm just sayin'.
spruce: For a getaway from the Buffalo mafia in winter? Are you kidding me?
Majiffy: spruce, it's like 90 degrees out.
spruce: Oh, so I shoulda gotten you a dirt bike, is that what you're sayin'?

(into the Guitar Center)

Majiffy: This place is AWESOME!
spruce: Hey, look, they've got a drum store within a store. I just love smashing those Zildjian cymbals. I'm a drummer, you know. You should totally listen to my cymbal play.
Majiffy: Whatever. I'll be in Pro Audio with Cody and Jeff. Duchovny plays the guitar now, you know. He's gonna need a good sound guy.

(Three hours later)

Majiffy: That was AWESOME, man!
spruce: What, did you get to see David?
Majiffy: No. Are you sure he's joining us?
spruce: Dude! He was like listening to my drum set the whole time.
Majiffy: Oh, man!
spruce: That's OK. Let's go relax with some bowling.
Majiffy: Oh, look, there's the fish store – more of a fish museum really.
spruce: Should we stop in?
Majiffy: Nah, let's hit the lanes. I feel like bustin' some pins.

(in the Tonawanda Bowling Center there's a Back Alley Bar & Grill)

spruce: More coffee?
Majiffy: I'll have a milk shake with crunched-up Reese Peanut Butter Cups.
spruce: Two, please.

spruce: So where'd you get that name from?
Majiffy: Majiffy?
spruce: "Majiffy"? You're not Kristian Nairn?

Grip: Security! Security!
Grip: This man's not Kristian Nairn, He says he's Ma Jiffy.

(pause while production manager looks at grip, looks at Majiffy, looks back at grip)

Production manager: What? Is he a cross-dresser?
Grip: No, wut? No, I don't think he's “Ma” as in someone's mother, it's more like Mahjong – you know, Majiffy Mahjong, like the Chinese game.
Production manager: But he's not Kristian Nairn?
Grip: No, no, he's like a Hodor-impersonator, maybe a stalker.
Production manager: Didn't anyone check his penis?
(staff shrugs)
Production manager: Well we've gone to a lot of expense... renting an expensive car and buying him coffee and shakes, not to mention all this wasted time and film footage.
spruce: Hey, listen, he seems a nice enough sort of chap to me. I don't think he's gonna do anything recklessly violent. I say we continue the interview, put him on the show and maybe we'll get some extra sympathy viewers – there's probably a lot of them wandering around going “Hodor” and stuff from that Throne thing and all those zombie movies. It'll be like our little docu-drama segment on how celebrities as myself deal with stalker-fans on a routine basis. Fans will eat it up.
Production manager: Well, you're the talent, Mr. spruce. If it makes you happy.

(Security suddenly shows up)

Security (excitedly and out of breath... with guns drawn): What seems to be the problem?
Production manager: (pointing to Majiffy) This man is a stalker, he...
Security: HE'S GOT A KNIFE! DROP HIM! (POW, POW, POP, POW!)
Grip: Guys, guys, It's just a milkshake spoon.
(Majiffy slumps to the floor, dead.)
Production manager: IT'S OK EVERYONE – IT'S ALL PART OF THE SHOW.
(a spattering of applause from around the alley)
spruce: Dudes!?
Production manager: Alright, alright... here's what we do... We'll just work it into the show, roll a bit of footage from earlier when he was still breathing, like he's really OK now and the death part was just included for dramatic effect, then bury him in the the grip's backyard where no one will notice.
Grip: Should we put him in a dress?
Production manager: No, I don't think... you really think he was a cross-dresser?
spruce: These New York & Jersey shoots are so dramatic.
Majiffy: Hodor.
spruce: Hey, look guys – he's come back as a zombie. With a zombie we get a free game and get to keep the ball and shoes.
Majiffy: Hodor!
spruce: Here ya go Jiffy-Hodor-zombie guy – you just roll the ball down the lane into those log thingies.
spruce: No, the other way.
Majiffy: Hodor. (rolls ball)
spruce: Hey, LOOK guys – Hodor got a strike. He's good. He's a good bowler.
Majiffy: Hodor! Hodor!
spruce: Don't you worry big guy. Did you see that movie where the zombie falls in love and it heals his heart and he comes back to life and bleeds on his girlfriend and everything?
We just gotta find you a nice single woman. You'll be right as rain.
Hey, how's about that borealis gal? She's been a zombie just about more than anyone I know.
Majiffy: Not sing... sing..
spruce: Oh, she used to could sing. I'm pretty sure.
Majiffy: No, she ma... mar... rrrr...
spruce: Marbled? Hey, Scratch-'n-sniff, you get old and become a zombie and stuff happens, you know? What about that David Duchovny chick?
Majiffy: Hodor.

(voice from above)

Voice: Hicks and Thompson have a beer for you.
Majiffy: Hodor!
spruce: Hey, let's get you a barrel, big guy. I think I know a way we can make a lot of money. You afraid of water?
Majiffy: Hodor?

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Old 15th August 2014, 10:51 PM   #165117  /  #2
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"Like Thor, or more like a roofer?"

Lost it.
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Old 16th August 2014, 12:32 AM   #165135  /  #3
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Old 16th August 2014, 12:40 AM   #165139  /  #4
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Old 16th August 2014, 12:52 AM   #165142  /  #5
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OK i have to ask: what's with jiffy and David Duchovny?

This is important.
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Old 16th August 2014, 12:55 AM   #165143  /  #6
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Old 16th August 2014, 12:58 AM   #165145  /  #7
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I've never seen Californication. Any good?
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Old 16th August 2014, 12:59 AM   #165146  /  #8
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Old 16th August 2014, 01:19 AM   #165153  /  #9
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OK i have to ask: what's with jiffy and David Duchovny?

This is important.
He said sumwhars that he loved him. Should I find the quote?
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Old 16th August 2014, 01:25 AM   #165156  /  #10
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Here ya go:

http://talkrational.org/showthread.p...47#post2118547

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Californication - Would like to watch eventually. Heard it sucked, though. I just like Duchovny.
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Old 16th August 2014, 01:26 AM   #165158  /  #11
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I'm more of a Ta Leoni fan myself. I would have sided with her in the divorce.


(which is of the debil, btw)
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Old 16th August 2014, 04:25 AM   #165201  /  #12
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Here ya go:

http://talkrational.org/showthread.p...47#post2118547

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Californication - Would like to watch eventually. Heard it sucked, though. I just like Duchovny.
well the feathered things have come home to roost
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I'm more of a Ta Leoni fan myself. I would have sided with her in the divorce.


(which is of the debil, btw)
it's the sex addiction thing, isn't it

(that can apply to either of your statements above)
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Old 16th August 2014, 04:32 AM   #165205  /  #14
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But you're a divorced Roman Catholic !?!

Oh yeah, those go right to Hell. And fish have it the worst there - Do you know what it's like to be gasping for air for all eternity? 'Cause there ain't no water, let me tell you.

You need to become a Presbyterian right away. It's your only hope.
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Old 16th August 2014, 04:38 AM   #165207  /  #15
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derail:
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the amusing thing was that my first (civil ceremony) marriage was not recognised by the catholic church when I lined up for my second one...funnily enough my roman-catholic-to-be-husband-who-would-become-another-ex-husband didn't see the irony in it



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Old 16th August 2014, 04:43 AM   #165209  /  #16
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Well hey, I think you'd like the baptism part of it. I mean, I know we Presbys usually sprinkle or pour, while the Baptists dunk, and you might think you'd enjoy the dunking better - but I hear the Baptists use marinara sauce. I'm pretty sure. I'm just sayin'.
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who are the folk who do the full body dunk in a river? we don't get too much of that in these here parts. Nor is marinara that popular in the outback

are calvinists a presby subtype? or one and the same? 'cos, we do have the odd presby church in Aus I think
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Presbyterians are a subset of Calvinists; see my posts re Johns Calvin & Knox yesterday

eta an English and Scottish subset
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Old 16th August 2014, 05:17 AM   #165216  /  #19
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who are the folk who do the full body dunk in a river? we don't get too much of that in these here parts. Nor is marinara that popular in the outback

are calvinists a presby subtype? or one and the same? 'cos, we do have the odd presby church in Aus I think
It's mostly Pentecostals who still do the river stuff - though most branches of Christendom will delve into it if pushed hard enough.

Presbys are technically a sub-group of Calvinists - Presbys are what they got termed in the British isles - that, or the Church of Scotland.
These days liberal Presbys could be just about anything - mostly some manner of Unitarian or Arminian - most Protestants today are Arminian rather than Calvinist.

In Australia, Calvinists are mostly in the Christian Reformed Churches of Australia (CRCA), though some Community churches are Calvinistic. And then there are the odd groups of Presbyterians or groups like the Hungarian Reformed Church, the Welsh Calvinistic Methodists, and some others.

In Canberra, the Canberra College of Theology is supposedly Reformed, as is the Reformed Church of Canberra (on Rivett Place, just West of Wooden Valley and the Tuggeranong Parkway).
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We can't all be saved through bandicoot theology.
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do you deny the revealed truth of the bandicoot gonad?
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I don't know - I gave it a good look-see and I'm pretty sure Bandicoots are Universalists.
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I've never seen Californication. Any good?
No. But Tim Minchin.
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