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Old 11th February 2015, 12:39 AM   #219001  /  #1
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Mafia Players in Cars Getting Coffee: Episode 12 (Season 2.3): Jerome

Mafia Players in Cars Getting Coffee: Episode 12 (Season 2.3): Jerome



This is the 1966 Batmobile.
It has a bulletproof super-steel body in Velvet Bat-Fuzz Black with Fluorescent Cerise trim, a curb weight of 5500 lbs., wheelbase of 126 in., 84 in. fins, 390cl V-8 engine with Atomic batteries, Moon Metal gas tank, 5-gallon paint-can turbine exhaust, Cumming & Sander Impact safety belts, 2 Deist parachute packs, a Bat-phone with beeper and flashing light, Bat-Ray Projector, a Batscope, directional tracking radar, little rockets built into tubes at the back of the cockpit that fire straight up with a fiery whoosh, anti-fire Control System, lots of other really cool secret gadgets and stuff, a portable fire-extinguisher, and one large and one side-kick cup holder.



Jerome: Hello, grit?
spruce: Newman?
Jerome: No, it's me – Jerome.
spruce: Jerry!
Jerome: I heard you were in the neighbourhood and I wondered if you might take me for some coffee in a sweet ride?
spruce: um... OK.
spruce: Come on, Robin, to the Bat Cave! There's not a moment to lose!

From the Batcave to Jerome's house

Jerome: This is one dope ride!
spruce: It has a jet engine you know.
Jerome: It LOOKS like a 5-gallon paint can.
spruce: No, it's a jet engine. I'm pretty sure.
spruce: Mind the bat-poop there, J. Flying out of the Cave always seems to frighten some poop out of the younger ones.
Jerome: I get to drive it, right? 'Cause I'm Batman!
spruce: I'M Batman!
Jerome: I'M BATMAN!!
spruce: OK, you're Batman, but don't tell Alfred I let you be Batman or I'll never hear the end of his claiming to be Batman.

spruce and Jerome swap clothes in the bushes
The kids in the SUV were mostly looking at the bushes. I'm pretty sure

Jerome: Now scoot over, Robin, and let a real man drive.
spruce: Shhooooooom! You got a real jug handle here!
Jerome: Hey, is this the button for the new stealth tech, that makes the Batmobile look like a leafy-bug?
spruce: Holy guano, BatJerome, try not to fiddle with the gadgets – I already told you the ejector seat is under recall.

Jerome: You a Yankee's fan?
spruce: No. Baltimore.
Jerome: Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day.

spruce: So where're we goin' fer coffee?
Jerome: We can't decide just like that – supposing we're wrong?
spruce: What's the difference how long it takes?
Jerome: Let's take an hour.
spruce: Well you better have a pretty good story then. What time do you have?
Jerome: Oh, I don't wear a watch – I have internal Batsense timing.
spruce: What? It's not like you got BIT by a radioactive bat or anything.
Jerome: I had laser stuff done on my eyes – it's practically the same thing.
spruce: You know, Spiderman is better at eradicating pests. Spiders are generalist avengers, willing to eat almost anything they catch, eating tons of pests or other small arthropods every year.
Jerome: A single bat can eat more than 600 mosquitoes per hour.
spruce: But the Mosquito was NOT a Batvillain.
Jerome: Don't make me turn this car around and bring Batgirl instead.
spruce: But it's MY show!

spruce: You know, Marvin the Martian is not really from Mars, right?
I mean he's not a natural-born Martian, and so couldn't be like president of Mars.
Jerome: He's a government official of Mars born in the USA.
spruce: You mean a military official? And you've seen his birth certificate?
Jerome: Whatever. He is officially Martian by proxy.
spruce: Actually I think he was from Italy originally.
Jerome: Romans don't walk around with brooms on their heads – that's a myth. The Roman god of military might was much more dignified than that.
spruce: Listen, BatJerome, I've lived among Martians my whole life. You can't believe a word they say.
Jerome: Only an ignorant man can believe that. Do you think you were born with a monopoly on the truth?
spruce: Marvin can't even keep his advanced tech straight – one day it's “Uranium Pu-36” with which he's blowing up the Earth, the next it's “Illudium Pu-36” or “Illudium Q-36”.
Jerome: There could be various models of space modulators, sidekick spruce.
spruce: What about being able to talk without a mouth, BatJerome, like he was some kind of telepath or Internet forum junkie?
And what about his trying to destroy the Earth for more than two millenia because, "it obstructs my view of Venus"? What about when Venus is on the other side of the Sun? You think he's gonna blow up the Sun too? Something don't add up I tell you, or he's twp or something – not sensible like that sabermetrics Billy Beane III guy.
And you know as well as I do that Mars is dominated by a Single Entity, and it ain't Marvin.
Jerome: The Space Treaty of 1967, ratified by close to a hundred U.N. States, ensignitates that the Moon and other celestial bodies shall NOT be dominated, but free and used exclusively for peaceful purposes.
spruce: Why do they still call it Mars then? Think about it.
Jerome: Well, I'll grant you Marvin is aggravatingly warlike, but the loss of the '98 Mars Surveyor Climate Orbiter was NOT his fault or God's– but that stupid metric system. I'm sick and tired of folk blaming Marvin or God for everything. They need to man-up and take responsibility for their actions, even the women.
spruce: Yeah. Women. Pfft!
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Old 11th February 2015, 12:40 AM   #219003  /  #2
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Jerome: Here we go, sidekick spruce, this is the Rams Head Tavern.
spruce: Ah, a religious pub.

Waitress NFL Heidi takes our order

Waitress: Count Chocula, it's so nice to see you gain.
Jerome: Word!
spruce: um... I'll have the Roadhouse Chili and a Church Circle Cobb with black coffee.
Jerome: What? No Beer, Piggy, Piggy?
spruce: Do you have any of that quality cat-butt coffee?
Waitress: I think there's a doberman out back?
Spruce: No, just black is fine, with some crme and sugar.
Jerome: Illudium... I mean Dynamite Burger with a Victory HopDevil Ale. Oooo, no, a Reveling Ram, please.

Waitress leaves

spruce: What does it mean, “Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness”?
Jerome: They just put that there for the tourists.

spruce: So you're a bit of a mafia savant, right? Didn't you hold some kind of record at Theorama?
Jerome: That's why they closed it down, you know? raven and her friends couldn't stand there being some record of my mafia prowess.
spruce: I'm sure God knows what a mafioso you are, BatJerome.
Jerome: Look, I do know that I am a goober at times. I play Mafia, I know, I am a Dopey Goober. But, well, I'm surrounded by trolls. I'm like some kind of troll magnet, even a troll collector.
spruce: A troll collector?
Jerome: uh-huh. You wanna see?
spruce: Are they dangerous? I'm nursing some good chili here.
Jerome: No, I've got 'em all captured in my Batphone. I kidnap and stick pins in their voo-doo doll avatars I keep in the sewer vaults under the Batbasement.
spruce: A-ha.
Jerome: Here... here's their leader... Obama Troll...
Spoiler

And this is the one they all rally behind for their sorties... raven Troll...
Spoiler

She uses that crystal to have the others do her bidding.
This is her second, the dread pirate diva Troll. Water is her kryptoninte, and sometimes she doesn't shave her armpit hair.
Spoiler

Then there's the wild, hairy, Canadian singing witch Troll, borealis...
Spoiler

Her main accompanist, the Rock'n Troll Zigmen...
Spoiler

The alien Troll with a speech impediment... Lrrrrrrr something or other...
Spoiler

The two really weird Trolls, odd and spruce...
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The Homestuck jasona Troll with some kind of pony fetish, that seems to have now rubbed off on the highly impressionable and fragile spruce Troll...
Spoiler

And here, this is me placing the most recently caught Requiem Troll in the sewer where they all live on maggot ideas...
Spoiler

He recently had his ears done, to look more like the Obama troll.

This is the Rhys Troll. They usually get him to 'fix' all the mafia games where I lose. He only does 'timed' games...
Spoiler

Then here's the gib Troll, who while still a Troll, is in the process of being redeemed back to human-kind. He didn't much enjoy being a Troll or a gnome or whatever...
Spoiler

And finally there's the Majiffy Troll, who's going the other way – He was recently human before joining at MR where the other Trolls bit and infected him. Now he's just about the worst of them...
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There are other people I play mafia with, of course, who are NOT Trolls. One of the nice ones is MSG, who's not a Troll at all... he's a Chia pet...
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And there's this new guy, Carlsson or Sven they call him... I've got my eye on him...
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spruce: WOW! There sure are a lot of people trolling you, BatJerome.
Jerome: It's a never-ending, mostly thankless job of persistent vigilance.

spruce: So what's there to do in the great Southern State of Maryland, BJ?
Jerome: I thought I'd show you the Most Beautiful Door in America, and then swing over to either
the Wild Bird Center or the National Cryptologic Museum, to peek behind the curtain of the National Security Agency.
spruce: Can we go see the Tiffany windows at St. Anne's Episcopal?
Jerome: Sure thing, Robin. You know science was created by religious people.
spruce: Swell!
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Old 11th February 2015, 01:11 AM   #219045  /  #3
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wait why am I not a troll
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Old 11th February 2015, 01:13 AM   #219049  /  #4
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wait why am I not a troll
Water melts them.
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Old 11th February 2015, 01:14 AM   #219050  /  #5
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Old 11th February 2015, 01:32 AM   #219066  /  #6
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I'm not a troll either. I guess you can't be a troll and a cat.
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Old 11th February 2015, 01:34 AM   #219071  /  #7
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Old 11th February 2015, 01:35 AM   #219072  /  #8
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I'm not a troll either. I guess you can't be a troll and a cat.
You womenz are not Jerome Trolls.... yet.

You want I work you up as a Chia pet?
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Old 11th February 2015, 01:35 AM   #219075  /  #9
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Sure. Make it cute enough and I might even avatar it!
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Old 11th February 2015, 01:36 AM   #219076  /  #10
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Old 11th February 2015, 01:36 AM   #219077  /  #11
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you know chia will never grow on my silky skin
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Old 11th February 2015, 01:51 AM   #219097  /  #12
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Old 11th February 2015, 02:56 AM   #219125  /  #13
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Old 11th February 2015, 03:17 AM   #219133  /  #15
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Old 11th February 2015, 03:19 AM   #219134  /  #16
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I didn't know Jerome was gonna go all the way to Jersey. He really likes that car.
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Old 11th February 2015, 04:05 AM   #219141  /  #17
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Jersey to Baltimore would be a superb trip in those wheels
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Old 11th February 2015, 08:00 AM   #219187  /  #18
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