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Old 24th June 2018, 03:54 AM   #433137  /  #3176
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Big neighborhood to do this afternoon. Big snake in a car, in the engine compartment. Many expert opinions were offered. Determined it wasn't poisonous, because 1. it was too big and not colorful enough to be a coral snake, and 2. it wasn't rattling. Car was started, let run for 20 minutes. No sign of snake. It is a mystery. Consensus was to leave car open overnight and hope it leaves. Woman who owns car got a ride to the store. Says she probably won't drive it for a week, at least.
jesus... that would be terrifying to get into that car again, not knowing where it is >.>


If it was never found, I would always be uneasy stepping into the car
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Old 24th June 2018, 06:50 AM   #433176  /  #3177
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Her husband drove it around the block today. She still hasn't driven it. He did not see the snake.
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Old 24th June 2018, 07:09 AM   #433179  /  #3178
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so unsettling
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Old 25th June 2018, 12:00 AM   #433195  /  #3179
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and some birds including the killdeer.
they sound big
Blame the guy who thought that's what their call sounds like.

https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Killdeer/sounds

bit of a stretch even in my condition
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Old 25th June 2018, 01:05 AM   #433196  /  #3180
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It does not sound like 'kill deer' at all. It's two syllables, but otherwise, nope.
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Old 26th June 2018, 10:37 PM   #433287  /  #3181
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Seen 2 eels this week, working their way upstream. They were one of the commonest and most widespread fish here 30 years ago, these days they're Red List for some reason.
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Old 27th June 2018, 02:49 AM   #433312  /  #3182
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So you killed and ate them?
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Jiffy: Canadians are considered an invasive pest on New York roads and interstates
borealis: They're pretty tasty stuffed and roasted. All dark meat though.
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Old 27th June 2018, 04:08 AM   #433323  /  #3183
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Seen 2 eels this week, working their way upstream. They were one of the commonest and most widespread fish here 30 years ago, these days they're Red List for some reason.



They are high on cocaine. It is interfering with their sex lives. I posted an article about it.


https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/661085...cocaine-river
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Old 27th June 2018, 04:57 AM   #433330  /  #3184
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I wish I had the tough choice between cocaine or sex.
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Old 27th June 2018, 09:02 AM   #433342  /  #3185
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So you killed and ate them?

what? why would i do that?
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Old 27th June 2018, 09:12 AM   #433343  /  #3186
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Seen 2 eels this week, working their way upstream. They were one of the commonest and most widespread fish here 30 years ago, these days they're Red List for some reason.



They are high on cocaine. It is interfering with their sex lives. I posted an article about it.


https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/661085...cocaine-river

Even if the concentrations are high enough to have an effect, they're only talking about one river, there are plenty of others. THEORY REJECTED
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Old 27th June 2018, 04:34 PM   #433355  /  #3187
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There are small eels in our lake, and huge ones in a big lake not far from here.


My neighbour says she's twice watched a pair of otters playing in the little cove by her place, and she will call me next time she sees them.

Raven family is bringing this year's kids around -2 newbies, previous years there was just one. I threw out a bunch of cat food for a treat for them today.
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Old 27th June 2018, 06:18 PM   #433356  /  #3188
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I didn't know ravens ate cats.
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Old 28th June 2018, 12:14 AM   #433359  /  #3189
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More on the Peregrine Falcons:


This is Mama:



The chicks are five weeks old. They are just on the verge of learning to fly. Lots of very impressive wing exercises. Unfortunately, one of the chicks was too close to the edge Monday evening. He caught a gust of wind and fell off of the building. He managed to survive a 12 story fall. The next day someone saw him and called the Humane Society, who called the Fontenelle Forest Raptor Recovery Team. They have Junior:





He is in perfect condition and very healthy. They will be returning him to the ledge tomorrow.
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Old 28th June 2018, 01:37 PM   #433399  /  #3190
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There are small eels in our lake, and huge ones in a big lake not far from here.

American eels are listed as separate species, i'm not sure why as they all spawn together in the Sargasso Sea.
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Old 28th June 2018, 06:47 PM   #433402  /  #3191
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So you killed and ate them?
what? why would i do that?
for food?
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Old 28th June 2018, 10:22 PM   #433415  /  #3192
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i'm genuinely a little bit offended that you think i would kill an animal i know to be an endangered species
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Old 28th June 2018, 11:04 PM   #433418  /  #3193
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Old 28th June 2018, 11:37 PM   #433421  /  #3194
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eh gib was never truly genuinely offended when I called him a nonce so the eel thing is nothing

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Old 29th June 2018, 12:11 AM   #433424  /  #3195
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you two are actually worse then when bro d ruins the magic for the mark, and more importantly, the crowd
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Old 29th June 2018, 12:15 AM   #433425  /  #3196
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eh gib was never truly genuinely offended when I called him a nonce so the eel thing is nothing

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Old 29th June 2018, 02:00 AM   #433430  /  #3197
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when bro d ruins the magic for the mark, and more importantly, the crowd
wait. what?
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Old 29th June 2018, 10:26 AM   #433446  /  #3198
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Old 29th June 2018, 03:17 PM   #433453  /  #3199
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eh gib was never truly genuinely offended when I called him a nonce so the eel thing is nothing

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Funny episode of Detroiters last night where the main characters who run a small ad agency accidentally turned a teen nightclub into a pedo hunting ground, wish there was a good clip on YouTube I could share
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Old 5th July 2018, 08:08 PM   #433807  /  #3200
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Just now: heard a thump on the deck, looked out the window and saw a Great Black backed gull swaggering across the boards. Then he took off, whacking one wingtip on the railing on the way.

They are huge birds, with a wingspan of 146-160 cm. A metre and a half. Their backs are really broad compared to other gulls.

I was once swimming off a Bay of Fundy beach when a pair of these birds landed in the water right beside me. They were fighting over a piece of fish and hardly seemed to notice me. They look really large when they're flailing around and screaming not even arms length from you.

https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/...backed_Gull/id
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