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Old 19th August 2017, 09:14 AM   #408803  /  #2501
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He has a library named after him, a university and even a merchant bank although that seems entirely appropriate.

Yes it is.

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Old 21st August 2017, 10:35 AM   #409057  /  #2502
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surely it is the ALP's turn to have a go at ruining the nation

Although the citizenship status of each ant is being checked as we speak.

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Old 23rd August 2017, 10:31 AM   #409431  /  #2503
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I believe...

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Old 23rd August 2017, 11:13 AM   #409433  /  #2504
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Old 25th August 2017, 06:40 AM   #409701  /  #2505
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Chu Chu had an overactive thyroid. Or maybe it was underactive. It was either hyperthyroidism or hypothyroidism the vet knew the difference between them and which one it was and told me. It made her INCREDIBLY fussy (Chu Chu not the vet) we would feed her six different things in a day, she would glare reproachfully and eat nothing she was getting thinner and thinner as we watched. We took her to the vet who said (after extensive EXPENSIVE blood tests, some phrenology and a thorough leeching), your cat [Chu Chu is a cat] has an over/underactive thyroid because of the hyper/hypothyroidism I am telling you this, but you will not remember which but that is OK I am a vet and I have written it down. We were advised that there were two choices for Chu Chu, either tablets twice a day for the rest of her life or a radiation treatment which she would only need once but which would be expensive.




Three choices: the third we do nothing and she would slowly waste away. Not really an option even though she also had chronic cat flu which meant she sneezed a lot often on the back of your head and I know people don’t think about cat snot a lot but in our house it is a common occurrence just thought I would share that. Cat snot is an evil substance not as bad as cat poop but more on that later.


We calculated that if Chu Chu lived another five years, giving her enormous tablets twice a day would end up costing the same as the expensive radiation treatment and we would also have to give her enormous tablets twice a day. She was never going to die, but we might from being savaged by Chu Chu every time we tried to shove a pill down her gob while she covered our soon to be corpses in kitty nose mucus.



We sent her to the cat-radiating facility where she was to stay for a week. They said when she comes back from being radiated – that is what they do they blast the cat with radiation or bung a stick of plutonium up her Barnaby Joyce* or something idk – it is COMPLETELY safe they said, but just in case don’t let her sit on any pregnant people and avoid her poop and also HER SNOT IS RADIOACTIVE. (They didn’t say the last bit but we already knew that.)


The interesting thing about radioactive cat poop (I bet you didn’t think you would read that sentence today) is that our rescue dog Beyonce loves to eat cat poop more than anything else and doesn’t it sound like a fun time at our house? As I mentioned Roy the rescue border collie is on Prozac but that is for another time. Cat-poop eating is Beyonce’s only character flaw she spent eight years in a cage at a puppy mill what are you going to do but she follows the cat around like it is a food truck or a Mr Whippy.





We said to the vet, can you please keep Chu Chu in the lead-lined cat bunker for an extra week we will pay because we are very fond of Beyonce and we don’t want her to get some sort of weird cat excreta-related cancer. And they did. Chu Chu came home and she was fine except she is still very fussy and still covers everything with cat snoutgloop or whatever it is that comes out of the front of her face. Beyonce was very happy to see her. Interestingly Chu Chu is on steroids now for her chronic cat flu and we have to give her the tablets twice a day for the rest of her life. The end.


*not rhyming slang just apt.
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Old 25th August 2017, 06:41 AM   #409702  /  #2506
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let's face it, msg was never going to share this one unless he made it have a bad ending and I mean a bad ending for chu chu
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Old 25th August 2017, 09:03 AM   #409709  /  #2507
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These things are not for you Chu Chu
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Old 29th August 2017, 11:37 AM   #410315  /  #2508
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precious golden haired pink cheeked monuments

like fleas on a dog that fell in a vat of latte!!

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Old 29th August 2017, 12:15 PM   #410318  /  #2509
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Those social engineering bastards
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Old 29th August 2017, 06:20 PM   #410322  /  #2510
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I didn't get a latte the last time I flew or fleed.
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Old 30th August 2017, 10:19 AM   #410404  /  #2511
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PEOPLE CAN CHANGE, TONY YOU C∀N'T

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Old 30th August 2017, 10:23 AM   #410407  /  #2512
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Old 30th August 2017, 11:08 AM   #410410  /  #2513
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Even Shakespeare thought Tony Abbott was a can't
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Old 30th August 2017, 02:43 PM   #410415  /  #2514
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And immigrants... immigrants should be required to speak Australian.


... or Mooneese, equally.
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Old 1st September 2017, 10:42 AM   #410514  /  #2515
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They saved the ocelot and the baby buffalo!!

South Asia please hold the line

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Old 4th September 2017, 11:14 AM   #410671  /  #2516
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Brenda says Yes! https://www.redbubble.com/people/fir...riage-equality

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Old 5th September 2017, 10:42 AM   #410692  /  #2517
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Same sex marriage Darryl?

time spent here is valuable minutes you could be shouting at cultural vandals on the internet

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Old 8th September 2017, 08:48 AM   #410846  /  #2518
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it is about politics and photo ops

these people aren't going to want to save your habitat if they get bitten or pooped on

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Old 8th September 2017, 09:20 AM   #410847  /  #2519
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Old 12th September 2017, 09:42 AM   #411016  /  #2520
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a scientifically dubious democracyesque activity that is neither a vote or plebiscite



democracy is gay
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Old 12th September 2017, 11:41 AM   #411019  /  #2521
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If you are unsure how you will vote simply tick the yes box ...
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Old 12th September 2017, 12:36 PM   #411020  /  #2522
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Is this you?
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Old 14th September 2017, 10:58 AM   #411108  /  #2523
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At sunset he puts the leftover food from the dining area onto a plastic dish and gives it to the crabs that live underneath the containers and tents. When I asked him why he feels obliged to feed the crabs he gave me a look that made me feel embarrassed for questioning him. He said: “The crabs have been living here on this island for ages – they were here before the prison was built. However, by constructing this prison we humans have violated their territory. They have every right to eat our food.”

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Old 15th September 2017, 09:59 AM   #411195  /  #2524
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I have found a state of perfect grace

I was in a cage for 8 years you're telling me I can't have a goddamn biscuit?

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Old 18th September 2017, 12:09 PM   #411351  /  #2525
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I'm keen to see the patriarchy unravelled and something practical knitted

but do I really need all that stuff?

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