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nostrum · 12th April 2018, 07:47 AM

gold

MZ what’s the road crossing thing?

Magicziggy · 12th April 2018, 08:22 AM

I never walk on roads with the plebs.

MSG · 16th April 2018, 10:25 AM

Er excuse me Mr Carotid...

sweet little lambs

https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...p-for-a-living

OmicronPersei8 · 16th April 2018, 12:58 PM

see 1

MSG · 18th April 2018, 10:05 AM

I run about trying to catch them in my underpants

What is that weird smell?

https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...fe-of-tasmania

nostrum · 18th April 2018, 10:33 AM

instantaneous goat escape

MSG · 20th April 2018, 10:12 AM

my gigantic revenge volcano

spurting confected outrage

https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...egulation-hole

MSG · 25th April 2018, 02:24 AM

ANZAC DAY
THE DAY ON WHICH
WE COMMEMORATE
SOME AUSTRALIANS
WHO SERVED AND
DIED IN WAR

*Must meet certain criteria.

https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...e-culture-wars

MSG · 27th April 2018, 08:04 AM

Tiger was a very good boy.

*political prisoners

https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...ver-forget-you

MSG · 2nd May 2018, 01:19 AM

The problem isn't that the system is broken, it's working perfectly

but the media has been ringbarked anyway

https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...P=share_btn_tw

nostrum · 2nd May 2018, 02:44 AM

I am so outraged I am tweeting!

MSG · 3rd May 2018, 05:55 AM

let's face it there's no money in it

it is mainly a disease of poor people

https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...never-heard-of

nostrum · 3rd May 2018, 08:19 AM

MSG · 6th May 2018, 02:55 AM

Don't forget the agistment fees for Terrine's polo pony Captain Thrusty,

not to mention little Trebuchet's fencing lessons...

https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...ve-on-40-a-day

borealis · 6th May 2018, 03:07 AM

Bit hard on the parrots at the end there.

MSG · 12th May 2018, 02:32 AM

been a busy week https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...f-anticipation

Budget eve is a magical twilight celebration of anticipation.

toss an effigy of the deficit on an enormous bonfire and then pee on the fire to represent the budget leaks

MSG · 12th May 2018, 02:37 AM

boop beep give me your phone

[DEATHBOT 5000]

https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...-2018-disaster

MSG · 12th May 2018, 02:45 AM

funny! First Dog on the Moon's Guide to Living Through the Impending Apocalypse meets the Pear Earth Thread

at the height of the storm I was cruelly sent outside to the herb garden to get bay leaves for the mushroom ragu

our lovely neighbour the baker had been out at 6 AM chainsawing all the trees blocking the road so he could get through and open the bakery where I get my coffee

https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...s-were-nervous

MSG · 15th May 2018, 08:49 AM

When the polling included a kilo of seafood extender as preferred PM it always won.

it's all a bit fascisty

https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...prime-minister

nostrum · 15th May 2018, 11:28 AM

this one is a classic of the genre

MSG · 17th May 2018, 12:26 PM

I wonder

https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...-when-i-was-14

nostrum · 17th May 2018, 04:26 PM

MSG · 19th May 2018, 02:47 AM

let this be the one and only post on this execrable event on this obscure internet forum

This hand painted Offal Dish in finest bone china depicts the royal couple standing awkwardly as the Commonwealth pours unearned largesse upon them from a great height

because they are a modern couple

https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...ous-inequality

MSG · 19th May 2018, 02:54 AM

I

WOGS
I'M NOT JUST
SAYING IT

borealis · 19th May 2018, 03:00 AM

I need you to hop into this sack, sir...

also Plundernation Drive.

12th April 2018, 07:47 AM	#424311 / #2676
nostrum too boring to be considered weird	gold MZ what’s the road crossing thing? __________________ I thought I was in a bad mood but it's been a few years so I think this is who I am now

16th April 2018, 10:25 AM	#425891 / #2678
MSG Ol' Zipperlaig Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Nøyfb	Er excuse me Mr Carotid... sweet little lambs https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...p-for-a-living __________________ spruce: apart from the weird tuft of white hair she's still a beautiful person

16th April 2018, 12:58 PM	#425902 / #2679
OmicronPersei8 Declared candidate for Best Poster ~~2017~~ of the fuckin decade Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Gib's	see 1 __________________ I am Lrrr, ruler of the planet OmicronPersei8. Jerome: My mistake.

18th April 2018, 10:05 AM	#426283 / #2680
MSG Ol' Zipperlaig Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Nøyfb	I run about trying to catch them in my underpants What is that weird smell? https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...fe-of-tasmania __________________ spruce: apart from the weird tuft of white hair she's still a beautiful person

18th April 2018, 10:33 AM	#426284 / #2681
nostrum too boring to be considered weird	instantaneous goat escape __________________ I thought I was in a bad mood but it's been a few years so I think this is who I am now

12th April 2018, 08:22 AM	#424312 / #2677
Magicziggy vandal Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Loadsamoney	I never walk on roads with the plebs.

20th April 2018, 10:12 AM	#426433 / #2682
MSG Ol' Zipperlaig Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Nøyfb	my gigantic revenge volcano spurting confected outrage https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...egulation-hole __________________ spruce: apart from the weird tuft of white hair she's still a beautiful person

25th April 2018, 02:24 AM	#426995 / #2683
MSG Ol' Zipperlaig Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Nøyfb	ANZAC DAY THE DAY ON WHICH WE COMMEMORATE SOME AUSTRALIANS WHO SERVED AND DIED IN WAR Must meet certain criteria. https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...e-culture-wars __________________ spruce:* apart from the weird tuft of white hair she's still a beautiful person

27th April 2018, 08:04 AM	#427323 / #2684
MSG Ol' Zipperlaig Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Nøyfb	Tiger was a very good boy. political prisoners https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...ver-forget-you __________________ spruce:* apart from the weird tuft of white hair she's still a beautiful person

2nd May 2018, 01:19 AM	#427729 / #2685
MSG Ol' Zipperlaig Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Nøyfb	The problem isn't that the system is broken, it's working perfectly but the media has been ringbarked anyway https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...P=share_btn_tw __________________ spruce: apart from the weird tuft of white hair she's still a beautiful person

2nd May 2018, 02:44 AM	#427763 / #2686
nostrum too boring to be considered weird	I am so outraged I am tweeting! __________________ I thought I was in a bad mood but it's been a few years so I think this is who I am now

3rd May 2018, 05:55 AM	#427973 / #2687
MSG Ol' Zipperlaig Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Nøyfb	let's face it there's no money in it it is mainly a disease of poor people https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...never-heard-of __________________ spruce: apart from the weird tuft of white hair she's still a beautiful person

3rd May 2018, 08:19 AM	#427986 / #2688
nostrum too boring to be considered weird	__________________ I thought I was in a bad mood but it's been a few years so I think this is who I am now

6th May 2018, 02:55 AM	#428387 / #2689
MSG Ol' Zipperlaig Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Nøyfb	Don't forget the agistment fees for Terrine's polo pony Captain Thrusty, not to mention little Trebuchet's fencing lessons... https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...ve-on-40-a-day __________________ spruce: apart from the weird tuft of white hair she's still a beautiful person

6th May 2018, 03:07 AM	#428388 / #2690
borealis poikilothermic Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Canada	Bit hard on the parrots at the end there. __________________

12th May 2018, 02:32 AM	#429140 / #2691
MSG Ol' Zipperlaig Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Nøyfb	been a busy week https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...f-anticipation Budget eve is a magical twilight celebration of anticipation. toss an effigy of the deficit on an enormous bonfire and then pee on the fire to represent the budget leaks __________________ spruce: apart from the weird tuft of white hair she's still a beautiful person

12th May 2018, 02:37 AM	#429143 / #2692
MSG Ol' Zipperlaig Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Nøyfb	boop beep give me your phone [DEATHBOT 5000] https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...-2018-disaster __________________ spruce: apart from the weird tuft of white hair she's still a beautiful person

12th May 2018, 02:45 AM	#429149 / #2693
MSG Ol' Zipperlaig Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Nøyfb	funny! First Dog on the Moon's Guide to Living Through the Impending Apocalypse meets the Pear Earth Thread at the height of the storm I was cruelly sent outside to the herb garden to get bay leaves for the mushroom ragu our lovely neighbour the baker had been out at 6 AM chainsawing all the trees blocking the road so he could get through and open the bakery where I get my coffee https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...s-were-nervous __________________ spruce: apart from the weird tuft of white hair she's still a beautiful person

15th May 2018, 08:49 AM	#429561 / #2694
MSG Ol' Zipperlaig Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Nøyfb	When the polling included a kilo of seafood extender as preferred PM it always won. it's all a bit fascisty https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...prime-minister __________________ spruce: apart from the weird tuft of white hair she's still a beautiful person

15th May 2018, 11:28 AM	#429566 / #2695
nostrum too boring to be considered weird	this one is a classic of the genre __________________ I thought I was in a bad mood but it's been a few years so I think this is who I am now

17th May 2018, 12:26 PM	#429662 / #2696
MSG Ol' Zipperlaig Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Nøyfb	I wonder https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...-when-i-was-14 __________________ spruce: apart from the weird tuft of white hair she's still a beautiful person

17th May 2018, 04:26 PM	#429678 / #2697
nostrum too boring to be considered weird	__________________ I thought I was in a bad mood but it's been a few years so I think this is who I am now

19th May 2018, 02:47 AM	#429762 / #2698
MSG Ol' Zipperlaig Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Nøyfb	let this be the one and only post on this execrable event on this obscure internet forum This hand painted Offal Dish in finest bone china depicts the royal couple standing awkwardly as the Commonwealth pours unearned largesse upon them from a great height because they are a modern couple https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...ous-inequality __________________ spruce: apart from the weird tuft of white hair she's still a beautiful person

19th May 2018, 02:54 AM	#429763 / #2699
MSG Ol' Zipperlaig Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Nøyfb	I WOGS I'M NOT JUST SAYING IT __________________ spruce: apart from the weird tuft of white hair she's still a beautiful person

19th May 2018, 03:00 AM	#429764 / #2700
borealis poikilothermic Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Canada	I need you to hop into this sack, sir... also Plundernation Drive. __________________

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