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Old 4th August 2017, 10:34 PM   #407312  /  #251
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Homer took over my big Buddy Mug. It's all he will drink from. He likes ice in his water too. He watches it melt, cause wtf cats.

If the water in the mug gets too low and he doesn't like putting his face that far in, he tips it over on the floor. It's usually about half full at that point. To be fair, he does warn me he is about to tip it over by pawing at it a few times.
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Old 4th August 2017, 10:36 PM   #407313  /  #252
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Old 5th August 2017, 03:53 AM   #407351  /  #253
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yeah, i agree. but why is it in the morning when they walking all over you and they are heavier, are they hungry?
I want to know what gives them the idea that just because the alarm has gone off once you're no longer committed to the whole sleep thing.
Yeah you'd think cats would understand the concept of rolling over and going back to sleep when you wake up.
Right? And what's with the nonstop yowling once I do get up? I've never not fed the bastard, give me a fucking break it's too early for that shit.
ikr, like it's a fucking emergency, and then, on the way to the kitchen, they stop, drop and roll right in your path.

How am I going to feed you with a fucking broken leg, I ask you?

But even worse is when you wake up and the cat is sitting on the headboard just staring at you. Like it's been there for HOURS just waiting for signs of life to jump on you.
One of the cats just sits by the water bowl when its empty, I'll walk by and see her just sitting there staring at me and i'm like how fucking long have you been sitting here? The other two just come and get me when theyre thirsty because they only drink from the bathroom faucet or tub now.
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Lots of table top fountains : ) They might never figure out the water is just recycled.
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Old 5th August 2017, 04:13 AM   #407362  /  #254
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The same way the planets have to speed up and slow down as they move about the sun, see, because the sun is moving too.
It's almost like the paths around the sun are elliptical and speed up when they are nearest the sun and slow down when further away.
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Old 5th August 2017, 04:31 AM   #407364  /  #255
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I want to know what gives them the idea that just because the alarm has gone off once you're no longer committed to the whole sleep thing.
Yeah you'd think cats would understand the concept of rolling over and going back to sleep when you wake up.
Right? And what's with the nonstop yowling once I do get up? I've never not fed the bastard, give me a fucking break it's too early for that shit.
ikr, like it's a fucking emergency, and then, on the way to the kitchen, they stop, drop and roll right in your path.

How am I going to feed you with a fucking broken leg, I ask you?

But even worse is when you wake up and the cat is sitting on the headboard just staring at you. Like it's been there for HOURS just waiting for signs of life to jump on you.
One of the cats just sits by the water bowl when its empty, I'll walk by and see her just sitting there staring at me and i'm like how fucking long have you been sitting here? The other two just come and get me when theyre thirsty because they only drink from the bathroom faucet or tub now.
http://www.eurostylelighting.com/eu1g494.htm or this one:



Lots of table top fountains : ) They might never figure out the water is just recycled.
Probably just as good as those expensive cat watering systems.
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Old 5th August 2017, 06:44 AM   #407377  /  #256
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It's almost like the paths around the sun are elliptical and speed up when they are nearest the sun and slow down when further away.
You should check this stuff first..

The moon is in the acceleration phase when its further away from the earth.



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Old 5th August 2017, 06:44 AM   #407378  /  #257
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Like I said, putting the pieces together debunks the spinning globe model.
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Old 5th August 2017, 10:28 AM   #407389  /  #258
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None of that says what you think it says
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Old 5th August 2017, 10:33 AM   #407392  /  #259
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It's pointless, he doesn't even admit he can see the sun and moon's progress across the sky explains the west east eclipse shadow.

He'll ask me an unrelated question now. Or at worst will say Satan did it. I have to concede that ignore is the only way to deal with his dishonesty.
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Old 5th August 2017, 03:16 PM   #407395  /  #260
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I found it helpful to publicly acknowledge his lack of concern over this issue, along with his unwillingness to list the conspirators.

Its like he wants you to do all the work.

Heck, he won't even make and animation...
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Old 5th August 2017, 03:52 PM   #407396  /  #261
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I want to know what gives them the idea that just because the alarm has gone off once you're no longer committed to the whole sleep thing.
Yeah you'd think cats would understand the concept of rolling over and going back to sleep when you wake up.
Right? And what's with the nonstop yowling once I do get up? I've never not fed the bastard, give me a fucking break it's too early for that shit.
ikr, like it's a fucking emergency, and then, on the way to the kitchen, they stop, drop and roll right in your path.

How am I going to feed you with a fucking broken leg, I ask you?

But even worse is when you wake up and the cat is sitting on the headboard just staring at you. Like it's been there for HOURS just waiting for signs of life to jump on you.
One of the cats just sits by the water bowl when its empty, I'll walk by and see her just sitting there staring at me and i'm like how fucking long have you been sitting here? The other two just come and get me when theyre thirsty because they only drink from the bathroom faucet or tub now.
http://www.eurostylelighting.com/eu1g494.htm or this one:



Lots of table top fountains : ) They might never figure out the water is just recycled.
We used to have one till the cat drank most of the water and the pump burned out
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Old 5th August 2017, 04:26 PM   #407399  /  #262
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Like I said, putting the pieces together debunks the spinning globe model.
Yeah you keep saying that, but without providing any evidence.
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Old 5th August 2017, 04:33 PM   #407402  /  #263
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Old 5th August 2017, 04:38 PM   #407403  /  #264
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Once upon a time, in what was Prussia, there was a meeting of like minded people, who called themselves, loosely translated "Freethinkers". It was around 1820. The speaker announced the Earth was Flat, which was an astounding proposition. He then challenged the group to use only the evidence of their senses, logic, and critical thinking skills to prove the opposite.

Everything since then is tonypandy.

I don't have any sources for this, I just know this is how it all went down.
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Yeah you'd think cats would understand the concept of rolling over and going back to sleep when you wake up.
Right? And what's with the nonstop yowling once I do get up? I've never not fed the bastard, give me a fucking break it's too early for that shit.
ikr, like it's a fucking emergency, and then, on the way to the kitchen, they stop, drop and roll right in your path.

How am I going to feed you with a fucking broken leg, I ask you?

But even worse is when you wake up and the cat is sitting on the headboard just staring at you. Like it's been there for HOURS just waiting for signs of life to jump on you.
One of the cats just sits by the water bowl when its empty, I'll walk by and see her just sitting there staring at me and i'm like how fucking long have you been sitting here? The other two just come and get me when theyre thirsty because they only drink from the bathroom faucet or tub now.
http://www.eurostylelighting.com/eu1g494.htm or this one:



Lots of table top fountains : ) They might never figure out the water is just recycled.
We used to have one till the cat drank most of the water and the pump burned out
so buy a slightly bigger one. I am Shocked and Appalled your cats are at your mercy for water and have to wait for you!
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Old 5th August 2017, 05:02 PM   #407411  /  #268
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It's pointless, he doesn't even admit he can see the sun and moon's progress across the sky explains the west east eclipse shadow.

He'll ask me an unrelated question now. Or at worst will say Satan did it. I have to concede that ignore is the only way to deal with his dishonesty.
Yay, you win!

Come Aug. 21, as the eclipse travels west to east across the U.S, humans will
telephone each other, bray at their friends and spouses, yada yada yada, as to
the eclipse's location and their local time. A slam dunk of empirical evidence.
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Come Aug. 21, as the eclipse travels west to east across the U.S, humans will
telephone each other, bray at their friends and spouses, yada yada yada, as to
the eclipse's location and their local time. A slam dunk of empirical evidence.
Unscientific claptrap.

What you have done here is no different than the following:

Little fairies push the grass up from the soil, look, see how the grass has grown, therefore a slam dunk of empirical evidence that little fairies push the grass up from the soil.

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tonypandy?
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Good luck, it's obscure, and yet british...

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The Daughter of Time is a 1951 detective novel by Josephine Tey, concerning a modern police ... Grant adopts the term "Tonypandy" to describe widely believed historical myths,
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One of my favourite 40's/50's mystery novels - Tey, Allingham, Sayers, et al are still my comfort-reading novels.
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