Pear Earth Weather Thread

Imp · 21st March 2017, 09:27 AM

For enthralling discussions about the weather based strictly on the hypothetical pear Earth model.

Since the other thread is all about the flat Earth now.

Timewave · 21st March 2017, 10:17 AM

If apples are round and apples where good enough for newton, then I am going to model my earth as apple shape.

Timewave · 21st March 2017, 10:19 AM

With lots of highs and lows.

I have taken off from Kathmandu airport and seen Mt Everest and the Himalayas and they are really really big.

You want big?
Let me tell you! Ben Hur was a midget!

Imp · 21st March 2017, 10:19 AM

Get your own thread then

Carlsson · 21st March 2017, 10:20 AM

Dad stop

Timewave · 21st March 2017, 10:22 AM

Apples? Oranges? Pears..... as long as it is fruit shape right?

Imp · 21st March 2017, 10:24 AM

This isn't some all inclusive fruit Earth weather thread. If you refuse to bow to the supremacy of pear Earth you can fuck off and play with Jerome.

Timewave · 21st March 2017, 10:28 AM

Timewave · 21st March 2017, 10:28 AM

I haven't got anyone to fuck off with.
I feel like a very old jiffy.

SR71 · 21st March 2017, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timewave

Apples? Oranges? Pears..... as long as it is fruit shape right?

Nyet. Gulag for you now, Komrad. Is only pear permitted here.

spruce · 21st March 2017, 03:32 PM

Can I also post hereabout the Moon's green cheese aura?

Majiffy · 21st March 2017, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timewave

I haven't got anyone to fuck off with.
I feel like a very old jiffy.

I'm sure you have a better chance than I do

rachmarie · 21st March 2017, 07:35 PM

to both of you, I know there has to be someone out there for both of you.

You are both wonderful men, so stop it.

OmicronPersei8 · 21st March 2017, 08:19 PM

Imp · 21st March 2017, 08:21 PM

TW/jiffy slash fiction plz

nostrum · 21st March 2017, 09:36 PM

Is this how you saw this thread going?

Imp · 21st March 2017, 09:37 PM

Aggressively off topic? Yeah, pretty much.

Timewave · 21st March 2017, 10:46 PM

Pear Pie?

Come on, It's Gotta be Apple Pie.

oblivion · 22nd March 2017, 12:57 AM

standby...imguring

oblivion · 22nd March 2017, 12:59 AM

Jerome · 22nd March 2017, 05:53 AM

In Raven's cartoon, NASA is the priest.

Majiffy · 22nd March 2017, 08:40 PM

OmicronPersei8 · 23rd March 2017, 12:37 PM

God that comic was always fucking terrible

Magicziggy · 11th May 2017, 03:14 AM

Three months old.
He's now in power... and the invitation is still open.

Jerome · 11th May 2017, 03:22 AM

Why does he pronounce 'engineers' as 'vaginas'?

21st March 2017, 09:27 AM	#389778 / #1
Imp Inanimate bowl of pasta Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Waddle waddle	Pear Earth Weather Thread For enthralling discussions about the weather based strictly on the hypothetical pear Earth model. Since the other thread is all about the flat Earth now. __________________ Philmosekeneskene or w/e the proper way to say it ^Apparently this misspelled shite is an improvement somehow

21st March 2017, 10:17 AM	#389781 / #2
Timewave Senior Member Read my posts with the following stupid accent: IN MY HEAD (MOSTLY)	If apples are round and apples where good enough for newton, then I am going to model my earth as apple shape. __________________ this ol' world keeps spinning round, it's a wonder tall trees ain't laying down, comes a time.

21st March 2017, 10:19 AM	#389782 / #3
Timewave Senior Member Read my posts with the following stupid accent: IN MY HEAD (MOSTLY)	With lots of highs and lows. I have taken off from Kathmandu airport and seen Mt Everest and the Himalayas and they are really really big. You want big? Let me tell you! Ben Hur was a midget! __________________ this ol' world keeps spinning round, it's a wonder tall trees ain't laying down, comes a time.

21st March 2017, 10:19 AM	#389783 / #4
Imp Inanimate bowl of pasta Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Waddle waddle	Get your own thread then __________________ Philmosekeneskene or w/e the proper way to say it ^Apparently this misspelled shite is an improvement somehow

21st March 2017, 10:22 AM	#389785 / #6
Timewave Senior Member Read my posts with the following stupid accent: IN MY HEAD (MOSTLY)	Apples? Oranges? Pears..... as long as it is fruit shape right? __________________ this ol' world keeps spinning round, it's a wonder tall trees ain't laying down, comes a time.

21st March 2017, 10:20 AM	#389784 / #5
Carlsson kitchen sink garbage disposal Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Sweden	Dad stop

21st March 2017, 10:24 AM	#389786 / #7
Imp Inanimate bowl of pasta Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Waddle waddle	This isn't some all inclusive fruit Earth weather thread. If you refuse to bow to the supremacy of pear Earth you can fuck off and play with Jerome. __________________ Philmosekeneskene or w/e the proper way to say it ^Apparently this misspelled shite is an improvement somehow

21st March 2017, 10:28 AM	#389790 / #8
Timewave Senior Member Read my posts with the following stupid accent: IN MY HEAD (MOSTLY)	__________________ this ol' world keeps spinning round, it's a wonder tall trees ain't laying down, comes a time.

21st March 2017, 10:28 AM	#389791 / #9
Timewave Senior Member Read my posts with the following stupid accent: IN MY HEAD (MOSTLY)	I haven't got anyone to fuck off with. I feel like a very old jiffy. __________________ this ol' world keeps spinning round, it's a wonder tall trees ain't laying down, comes a time.

21st March 2017, 03:32 PM	#389807 / #11
spruce redolent needling balm Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Appalachia, CSA	Can I also post hereabout the Moon's green cheese aura? __________________ "She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside 'er." - MSG (of diva) *** ^ * ^ * ^ * ^ * ^ *** I smell the STANK OF DEF!

21st March 2017, 07:35 PM	#389887 / #13
rachmarie Equi-Feminist Extraordinaire Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Buffalo, NY	to both of you, I know there has to be someone out there for both of you. You are both wonderful men, so stop it. __________________ The not so new kid on the block, still on the chopping block lol. Is not a Jiffy alt sock

21st March 2017, 08:19 PM	#389894 / #14
OmicronPersei8 Declared candidate for Best Poster ~~2017~~ of the fuckin decade Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Gib's	__________________ I am Lrrr, ruler of the planet OmicronPersei8. Jerome: My mistake.

21st March 2017, 08:21 PM	#389895 / #15
Imp Inanimate bowl of pasta Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Waddle waddle	TW/jiffy slash fiction plz __________________ Philmosekeneskene or w/e the proper way to say it ^Apparently this misspelled shite is an improvement somehow

21st March 2017, 09:36 PM	#389906 / #16
nostrum too boring to be considered weird	Is this how you saw this thread going? __________________ I thought I was in a bad mood but it's been a few years so I think this is who I am now

21st March 2017, 09:37 PM	#389908 / #17
Imp Inanimate bowl of pasta Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Waddle waddle	Aggressively off topic? Yeah, pretty much. __________________ Philmosekeneskene or w/e the proper way to say it ^Apparently this misspelled shite is an improvement somehow

21st March 2017, 10:46 PM	#389917 / #18
Timewave Senior Member Read my posts with the following stupid accent: IN MY HEAD (MOSTLY)	Pear Pie? Come on, It's Gotta be Apple Pie. __________________ this ol' world keeps spinning round, it's a wonder tall trees ain't laying down, comes a time.

22nd March 2017, 12:57 AM	#389941 / #19
oblivion Asylum Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Norton's Empire	standby...imguring

22nd March 2017, 12:59 AM	#389942 / #20
oblivion Asylum Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Norton's Empire

22nd March 2017, 05:53 AM	#389971 / #21
Jerome Life is just a bowl of cherries Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Pleasant Living	In Raven's cartoon, NASA is the priest. __________________ The welfare of the people in particular has always been the alibi of tyrants, and it provides the further advantage of giving the servants of tyranny a good conscience. -Albert Camus

22nd March 2017, 08:40 PM	#390020 / #22
Majiffy I'll have you know I'm popular on many web forums Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Buffalo, NY	__________________ Herpy derpy jerfy! ʘᴥʘ pledged my daily allegiance to Satan and pear-shaped air hockey turntable earth Vivere diu rebellionus! Proud propagator of the "fire for warmth" myth

23rd March 2017, 12:37 PM	#390106 / #23
OmicronPersei8 Declared candidate for Best Poster ~~2017~~ of the fuckin decade Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Gib's	God that comic was always fucking terrible __________________ I am Lrrr, ruler of the planet OmicronPersei8. Jerome: My mistake.

11th May 2017, 03:14 AM	#399208 / #24
Magicziggy vandal Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Loadsamoney	Three months old. He's now in power... and the invitation is still open.

11th May 2017, 03:22 AM	#399209 / #25
Jerome Life is just a bowl of cherries Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Pleasant Living	Why does he pronounce 'engineers' as 'vaginas'? __________________ The welfare of the people in particular has always been the alibi of tyrants, and it provides the further advantage of giving the servants of tyranny a good conscience. -Albert Camus

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