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Old 24th January 2018, 08:16 PM   #418043  /  #5351
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Well that wasn't worth it at all.
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Old 24th January 2018, 09:25 PM   #418044  /  #5352
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Old 24th January 2018, 10:40 PM   #418062  /  #5353
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I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time jiffy.....
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Old 25th January 2018, 04:38 AM   #418114  /  #5354
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It was worth it Jiffy. Best Government shutdown joke ever!

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Old 25th January 2018, 04:48 AM   #418115  /  #5355
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It was worth it Jiffy. Best Government shutdown joke ever!

That better not be sarcasm.

That pointy little bastard is my fucking hero today.

I told his joke to several people.
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Old 25th January 2018, 04:11 PM   #418133  /  #5356
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It was worth it Jiffy. Best Government shutdown joke ever!

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Old 26th January 2018, 01:47 AM   #418171  /  #5357
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Unhappy Oprah NOT Going to run for President

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"It's not something that interests me," Winfrey told InStyle. .".. I met with someone the other day who said that they would help me with a campaign. That's not for me."


https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/polit...id=mailsignout



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Old 26th January 2018, 02:38 AM   #418185  /  #5358
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a billionaire who doesn't need that particular ego project
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Old 26th January 2018, 02:42 AM   #418187  /  #5359
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a billionaire who doesn't need that particular ego project
But she could make Dr. Phil the Surgeon General.
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Old 26th January 2018, 02:56 AM   #418188  /  #5360
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a billionaire who doesn't need that particular ego project
But she could make Dr. Phil the Surgeon General.
So now I know what it means for the mind to boggle
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Old 26th January 2018, 03:00 AM   #418189  /  #5361
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mind–boggling /ˈmaɪndˌbɑːglɪŋ/ adjective
Learner's definition of MIND–BOGGLING
[more mind–boggling; most mind–boggling] informal
: having a very powerful or overwhelming effect on the mind
a mind-boggling [=stunning] performance
: amazingly or confusingly large, great, etc.
a mind-boggling array of options
He received a mind-boggling $200 million in pay.
The sheer vastness of space is mind-boggling.
— mind–bogglingly adverb
mind-bogglingly large numbers
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Old 26th January 2018, 06:12 PM   #418220  /  #5362
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There are many folks who would like very much to vote Oprah.

I don't believe she isn't interested...she IS pretty clearly an attention-whore, and there is almost nowhere (aside from porn) she could go to get more attention.
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Old 26th January 2018, 06:27 PM   #418222  /  #5363
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Except for, you know, already being Oprah.

Why add all the stress?
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Old 30th January 2018, 04:39 AM   #418580  /  #5364
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Except for, you know, already being Oprah.

Why add all the stress?
You sound like her campaign manager
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Old 30th January 2018, 04:02 PM   #418611  /  #5365
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I'd either be the best or worst campaign manager ever
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Old 30th January 2018, 05:17 PM   #418615  /  #5366
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Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
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Old 30th January 2018, 07:23 PM   #418619  /  #5367
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half a potato?
3/4 of a potato?
a potato with a small piece cut off?

i'm not sure you've thought this through.
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Old 30th January 2018, 08:15 PM   #418626  /  #5368
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Oprah grew up as a potato. I'm pretty sure.
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Old 31st January 2018, 07:51 AM   #418696  /  #5369
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half a potato?
3/4 of a potato?
a potato with a small piece cut off?

i'm not sure you've thought this through.
They are not complete potatoes. Think about it
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Old 31st January 2018, 04:04 PM   #418710  /  #5370
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Something something grain of sand paradox
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Old 31st January 2018, 04:58 PM   #418713  /  #5371
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Old 1st February 2018, 06:00 AM   #418739  /  #5372
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There are many folks who would like very much to vote Oprah.
She made her name in Baltimore, like me .. she was my local newsreader.

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Old 1st February 2018, 06:02 AM   #418740  /  #5373
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We have a TV reality star, why not a newsreader?

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Old 1st February 2018, 02:14 PM   #418755  /  #5374
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half a potato?
3/4 of a potato?
a potato with a small piece cut off?

i'm not sure you've thought this through.
They are not complete potatoes. Think about it
no one said anything about complete potatoes vs incomplete potatoes. All you have to do is state whether each of my examples is 'a potato' or 'not a potato'. It was you that removed any chance of nuance, now you have to live with the consequences.
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Old 1st February 2018, 03:17 PM   #418757  /  #5375
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Does this mean he's moving to America?
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