The Football/soccer thread - Page 8

Majiffy · 7th August 2016, 06:38 PM

Does he surf? I bet he surfs.

Magicziggy · 7th August 2016, 10:46 PM

He screams. He growls. He fishes. He doesn't surf.

gib · 8th August 2016, 02:13 AM

mz, are your legs permanently stuck in that position since you became addicted to motorbikes

Magicziggy · 8th August 2016, 03:05 AM

My son scored twice yesterday. One free kick. One header from a corner. Plus hit the bar with another free kick. He's a defender btw.

Majiffy · 8th August 2016, 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magicziggy

My son scored twice yesterday. One free kick. One header from a corner. Plus hit the bar with another free kick. He's a defender btw.

I think maybe someone should go over the basics of "offense" and "defense" with him then.

Magicziggy · 8th August 2016, 06:27 AM

Offense lol. So American

You mean attack.

Well he gets sent up for corners because he's a beast in the air. And he takes free kicks because he's pretty good. But generally he is central defence. With a c because Australia. And England.

Majiffy · 8th August 2016, 06:40 AM

I was just making a joke there ziggy

Magicziggy · 8th August 2016, 06:42 AM

yeah, I don't get your version of the office either

Majiffy · 8th August 2016, 08:35 AM

Have you considered a move to Germany?

Magicziggy · 8th August 2016, 09:25 AM

Well no. I don't speak German.
That would be a problem.

Majiffy · 8th August 2016, 04:03 PM

Most Germans sprechen ze English, at least in major cities. And the language itself is close anyhow, easy enough to pick up.

rachmarie · 8th August 2016, 04:25 PM

Majiffy · 8th August 2016, 06:09 PM

Magicziggy · 14th October 2016, 09:39 AM

Boy #2 will be carrying sponsors advertising out at half time of this Friday night grand final rematch blockbuster.

Magicziggy · 14th October 2016, 10:12 AM

In Amor we trust..

gib · 21st June 2018, 12:07 PM

Come on Australia, you can beat those filthy Danes!

charlou · 21st June 2018, 01:58 PM

game on

gib · 21st June 2018, 05:50 PM

the man had a stupid beard

gib · 22nd June 2018, 09:28 AM

Good luck Sweden!

charlou · 22nd June 2018, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gib

the man had a luxuriant and enviable beard

gib · 26th June 2018, 11:44 AM

Come on Peru!

Jerome · 27th June 2018, 05:29 AM

Pele was asked how his 1970 team would do against Argentina.

He said Brazil would win 1-0.

The interviewer responded: "That's it?"

Pele: "Well, most of us are over 75 now."

Prince Humperdinck · 27th June 2018, 06:06 AM

I laughed

MSG · 27th June 2018, 07:06 AM

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-06-2...enmark/9913266

otoh could be worse http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-10-1...ld-cup/9039002

Magicziggy · 27th June 2018, 08:34 AM

Italy and Netherlands missed out as well.

7th August 2016, 06:38 PM	#339679 / #176
Majiffy I'll have you know I'm popular on many web forums Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Buffalo, NY	Does he surf? I bet he surfs. __________________ Herpy derpy jerfy! ʘᴥʘ pledged my daily allegiance to Satan and pear-shaped air hockey turntable earth Vivere diu rebellionus! Proud propagator of the "fire for warmth" myth

8th August 2016, 02:13 AM	#339808 / #178
gib mild mannered janitor Read my posts with the following stupid accent: the thin one out of Laurel & Hardy	mz, are your legs permanently stuck in that position since you became addicted to motorbikes __________________ communicating my inner something since 2017

8th August 2016, 06:40 AM	#339820 / #182
Majiffy I'll have you know I'm popular on many web forums Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Buffalo, NY	I was just making a joke there ziggy __________________ Herpy derpy jerfy! ʘᴥʘ pledged my daily allegiance to Satan and pear-shaped air hockey turntable earth Vivere diu rebellionus! Proud propagator of the "fire for warmth" myth

8th August 2016, 08:35 AM	#339824 / #184
Majiffy I'll have you know I'm popular on many web forums Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Buffalo, NY	Have you considered a move to Germany? __________________ Herpy derpy jerfy! ʘᴥʘ pledged my daily allegiance to Satan and pear-shaped air hockey turntable earth Vivere diu rebellionus! Proud propagator of the "fire for warmth" myth

8th August 2016, 04:03 PM	#339878 / #186
Majiffy I'll have you know I'm popular on many web forums Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Buffalo, NY	Most Germans sprechen ze English, at least in major cities. And the language itself is close anyhow, easy enough to pick up. __________________ Herpy derpy jerfy! ʘᴥʘ pledged my daily allegiance to Satan and pear-shaped air hockey turntable earth Vivere diu rebellionus! Proud propagator of the "fire for warmth" myth

7th August 2016, 10:46 PM	#339741 / #177
Magicziggy vandal Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Loadsamoney	He screams. He growls. He fishes. He doesn't surf.

8th August 2016, 03:05 AM	#339809 / #179
Magicziggy vandal Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Loadsamoney	My son scored twice yesterday. One free kick. One header from a corner. Plus hit the bar with another free kick. He's a defender btw.

8th August 2016, 06:27 AM	#339818 / #181
Magicziggy vandal Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Loadsamoney	Offense lol. So American You mean attack. Well he gets sent up for corners because he's a beast in the air. And he takes free kicks because he's pretty good. But generally he is central defence. With a c because Australia. And England.

8th August 2016, 06:42 AM	#339822 / #183
Magicziggy vandal Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Loadsamoney	yeah, I don't get your version of the office either

8th August 2016, 09:25 AM	#339825 / #185
Magicziggy vandal Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Loadsamoney	Well no. I don't speak German. That would be a problem.

8th August 2016, 04:25 PM	#339881 / #187
rachmarie Equi-Feminist Extraordinaire Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Buffalo, NY

8th August 2016, 06:09 PM	#339897 / #188
Majiffy I'll have you know I'm popular on many web forums Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Buffalo, NY	__________________ Herpy derpy jerfy! ʘᴥʘ pledged my daily allegiance to Satan and pear-shaped air hockey turntable earth Vivere diu rebellionus! Proud propagator of the "fire for warmth" myth

14th October 2016, 09:39 AM	#354811 / #189
Magicziggy vandal Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Loadsamoney	Boy #2 will be carrying sponsors advertising out at half time of this Friday night grand final rematch blockbuster.

14th October 2016, 10:12 AM	#354814 / #190
Magicziggy vandal Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Loadsamoney	In Amor we trust..

21st June 2018, 12:07 PM	#432994 / #191
gib mild mannered janitor Read my posts with the following stupid accent: the thin one out of Laurel & Hardy	Come on Australia, you can beat those filthy Danes! __________________ communicating my inner something since 2017

21st June 2018, 01:58 PM	#432997 / #192
charlou arseist	game on __________________ no fences

21st June 2018, 05:50 PM	#433004 / #193
gib mild mannered janitor Read my posts with the following stupid accent: the thin one out of Laurel & Hardy	the man had a stupid beard __________________ communicating my inner something since 2017

22nd June 2018, 09:28 AM	#433039 / #194
gib mild mannered janitor Read my posts with the following stupid accent: the thin one out of Laurel & Hardy	Good luck Sweden! __________________ communicating my inner something since 2017

26th June 2018, 11:44 AM	#433258 / #196
gib mild mannered janitor Read my posts with the following stupid accent: the thin one out of Laurel & Hardy	Come on Peru! __________________ communicating my inner something since 2017

27th June 2018, 05:29 AM	#433325 / #197
Jerome Life is just a bowl of cherries Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Pleasant Living	Pele was asked how his 1970 team would do against Argentina. He said Brazil would win 1-0. The interviewer responded: "That's it?" Pele: "Well, most of us are over 75 now." __________________ The welfare of the people in particular has always been the alibi of tyrants, and it provides the further advantage of giving the servants of tyranny a good conscience. -Albert Camus

27th June 2018, 06:06 AM	#433332 / #198
Prince Humperdinck Join Date: Aug 2015 Read my posts with the following stupid accent: 'Murica	I laughed __________________ Over 3,600 posts

27th June 2018, 07:06 AM	#433333 / #199
MSG Ol' Zipperlaig Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Nøyfb	http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-06-2...enmark/9913266 otoh could be worse http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-10-1...ld-cup/9039002 __________________ spruce: apart from the weird tuft of white hair she's still a beautiful person

27th June 2018, 08:34 AM	#433335 / #200
Magicziggy vandal Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Loadsamoney	Italy and Netherlands missed out as well.

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