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Old 17th January 2018, 12:33 AM   #417537  /  #501
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We had our first significant snow last night, about 20cm. Shovelled it off the deck, steps and woodpile. Tomorrow it is going to rain and all melt away. The lake is open in the middle again.

Cat was outraged when I opened the door this morning. Slightly mollified when we got everything cleared and ploughed. Dismayed at the snowbound state of his forest latrine path. Held his poo 'til he started emitting foul fumes, then, humiliated, crapped at the edge of the driveway, slinking under the woodpile tarp in shame afterwards. He clearly blames mr.b for this outrage.
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Old 17th January 2018, 01:10 AM   #417538  /  #502
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Old 17th January 2018, 01:34 AM   #417539  /  #503
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Old 17th January 2018, 03:32 AM   #417542  /  #504
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were is his deep winter toilet?
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Old 17th January 2018, 03:58 AM   #417543  /  #505
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Oh he has a nice large covered indoor litter box that he will use if he has no other choice, like a big storm or we are away overnight. But he hates using it and often tries to make me watch him use it, like "look what you made me do!"
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Old 17th January 2018, 04:29 AM   #417544  /  #506
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My cats are so used to their litter boxes that they will come inside to use them.
They tend to only pee outside to mark their territory.
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Old 17th January 2018, 04:50 AM   #417546  /  #507
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A friend once told me about a very old relative of hers who lived alone in the country, in an old farmhouse with an outhouse. He'd never had indoor plumbing, but as he was so old and a bit fragile, the family insisted on installing an indoor bathroom. He let them do it, but it turned out he could not bring himself to use the toilet. It just seemed disgusting to him to poop in the house.

My cat is that old man.
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Old 17th January 2018, 06:52 AM   #417547  /  #508
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Oh, it is.

And of course on the pear-shaped Earth there's less counter-clockwise swirl in the Northern climes.
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Old 17th January 2018, 06:53 AM   #417548  /  #509
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Old 17th January 2018, 03:52 PM   #417557  /  #510
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Wow! 2+1'2 inches of the lightest, driest snow I have ever experienced. Thank you, Alberta.
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Old 17th January 2018, 03:54 PM   #417558  /  #511
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Old 17th January 2018, 03:55 PM   #417559  /  #512
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I went out and cleaned my car off easy as pie. Came back in and fell flat on my knee. Ice and tile don't mix well with flip-flops, huh?
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Old 17th January 2018, 05:10 PM   #417560  /  #513
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I went out and cleaned my car off easy as pie. Came back in and fell flat on my knee. Ice and tile don't mix well with flip-flops, huh?


Doesn't stop me though
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Old 17th January 2018, 05:33 PM   #417561  /  #514
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I made a mental note for next winter.
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Old 17th January 2018, 06:51 PM   #417565  /  #515
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I went out and cleaned my car off easy as pie. Came back in and fell flat on my knee. Ice and tile don't mix well with flip-flops, huh?
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Old 17th January 2018, 09:30 PM   #417572  /  #516
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You all should stay on all fours spruce!
Less far to fall, more stable....
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Old 17th January 2018, 10:10 PM   #417577  /  #517
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I went out and cleaned my car off easy as pie. Came back in and fell flat on my knee. Ice and tile don't mix well with flip-flops, huh?
ha. I went out to check the faucets in my flip flops Tuesday. some people might think we were deranged !

Finally got above freezing here. Took hours for the ice on the roof to melt. I have the ex's dogs here with me, since I didn't want to drive to his house up and down hills on ice twice a day to feed them. Homer was scared to def day 1, but now he is kinda miffed that they are ignoring him.
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Old 18th January 2018, 12:49 AM   #417588  /  #518
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Flipflops.

This is my current indoor-outdoor slipper choice.

Cheap, warm, non-slip soles.

No animals died etc. (but I really want some good sheepskin slippers).

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Old 18th January 2018, 01:11 AM   #417593  /  #519
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You're not foolin' anyone.
We know that all Canadian womenz look like this in Winter:
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Old 18th January 2018, 01:30 AM   #417597  /  #520
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Old 18th January 2018, 01:53 AM   #417599  /  #521
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You're not foolin' anyone.
We know that all Canadian womenz look like this in Winter:
I would LOVE to have some real Inuit clothing like that. Those parkas are wonderful.
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Old 18th January 2018, 05:05 AM   #417612  /  #522
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You're not foolin' anyone.
We know that all Canadian womenz look like this in Winter:
Not saying I'm looking for a ring size but what's under dem mittinz
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Old 18th January 2018, 06:57 AM   #417613  /  #523
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Old 18th January 2018, 09:31 AM   #417625  /  #524
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are people being wimpy?
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Old 18th January 2018, 10:45 AM   #417629  /  #525
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(but I really want some good sheepskin slippers).
Did you know they are great for both cold and hot weather? They're nature's own thermostat. Best purchase you'll ever make. In fact, buy several so you can mix and match the colours as well as extend the lifespan of the slippers by allowing the fleece to rest.

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I used to sell sheepskin slippers (among other sheepskin products). Good times.
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