Links
Portal |  Forum | Core Values | 
MindRomp Forum  

FAQ Janitors Arcade
Go Back   MindRomp Forum > Community > Rompus Room

Rompus Room Bring all your toys to share

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 30th June 2012, 01:20 AM   #50016  /  #1
MondoVman
Giant Member
 
MondoVman's Avatar
 

Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Southwest Atlantica
Best and Worst Lies

Full credit lies: Tell us your most successful, or failed, or inventive (think parenting), or sick/sickening, or secret, or whatev outright bald-faced or hind-sightedly stupid LIES. Try not to bore us with too much detail, or not.

Partial/Half credit lies: Historical or futuristic lies of Others (society(s), history books, science books, other)
MondoVman is offline   Reply With Quote topbottom
Old 30th June 2012, 01:27 AM   #50018  /  #2
MondoVman
Giant Member
 
MondoVman's Avatar
 

Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Southwest Atlantica
Toss up between "spontaneous generation" and "just the tip".

Going with "just the tip" as it should need no explanation.

score: 0.5 point
MondoVman is offline   Reply With Quote topbottom
Old 30th June 2012, 03:14 AM   #50024  /  #3
Free Falling
Queen of Stupid
 
Free Falling's Avatar
 

When caught breaking my own rule about not feeding the dog at the table:

I was petting her..................on the tongue........................with a piece of meat
Free Falling is offline   Reply With Quote topbottom
Old 30th June 2012, 04:05 PM   #50061  /  #4
Amok
Senior Member
 
Amok's Avatar
 

Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Nova Scotia
Quote:
Originally Posted by Free Falling View Post
When caught breaking my own rule about not feeding the dog at the table:

I was petting her..................on the tongue........................with a piece of meat


There's one that I used to regularly tell for some reason that I still don't quite understand: When woken up by a phone call and asked, "Were you sleeping?" more often than not I'd say, "No." It was sort of an automatic reaction. A few years ago, however, it stopped and I now "admit" I was sleeping without a qualm.

I know other people do it, too (it's usually obvious). Bit of a strange thing. Maybe one of those atavistic reactions to avoid displaying vulnerability at a moment when we are vulnerable (state of awakening)?

Ages ago my guy had fallen asleep on the couch as he was watching the news on TV, and the phone rang a little while later. Our friend asked him what he was doing and he groggily answered: "Watching Zsa Zsa." Pardon? Turns out he had drifted off just as the newsreader was talking about that instance when Zsa Zsa Gabor had slapped a policeman in the face. It became a running gag that "sleeping" was called "watching Zsa Zsa."
Amok is offline   Reply With Quote topbottom
Old 30th June 2012, 10:11 PM   #50081  /  #5
MondoVman
Giant Member
 
MondoVman's Avatar
 

Read my posts with the following stupid accent: Southwest Atlantica
Quote:
Originally Posted by Free Falling View Post
When caught breaking my own rule about not feeding the dog at the table:

I was petting her..................on the tongue........................with a piece of meat
Having some difficulty envisioning the how of doing more than one petting action before the dog flinched or bit at the treat. (I too have watched a crocodile's jaw snapping reaction to a drop of sweat hitting its tongue.) But hey, I finally got the full confession humor after re-reading the words "When caught". Hope you were appropriately chastised or punished.
MondoVman is offline   Reply With Quote topbottom
Reply

  MindRomp Forum > Community > Rompus Room

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 06:58 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2021, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Copyright 2011-2018 MindRomp.org